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--Skulls and bones are in with the waifs. Kate Moss, Mary-Kate Olsen, Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan are all very partial to a certain Alexander McQueen skull scarf. Skeletons wearing skeletons—I love it! [Fox News]

--Bobby Brown is talking shit again. Now he’s saying that Whitney Houston is pregnant. From watching how inebriated he is on their show, I’d be shocked if he could get it up. [Jeannette Walls]

--Madonna has confirmed that she’ll perform at the Coachella Valley Music & Arts Festival in Indio, Cali April 30. "The pop veteran will be backed by a live band in the festival's dance and electronica-oriented Sahara Tent, which has been headlined in past years by Kraftwerk, Underworld and Fatboy Slim, among others." Ah, how cute…they have a special day and section for fortysomething and over musicians! [My Way]

--Shakira was rumored to have cheated on her fiance with Robbie Williams, but it's not true. Really? I’m shocked. P.S. I’ve seen Robbie Williams out quite a few times, the last time being in Las Vegas. He’s always been with a pretty boy posse, and you can tell he spends way more time getting ready than Shakira. I think this rumor was the work of a publicist or two. [3am]

--Michelle Williams' mother is proud of her, even though her Christian middle school in Solana Beach, CA that she attended isn't. “Michelle doesn't represent the values of this institution," said principal Jim Hopson. "I hope we offered her something in life. But she made the kinds of choices of which we wouldn't approve. 'Brokeback Mountain' basically promotes a lifestyle we don't promote. It's not the word of God." Lovely. [The Celebrity Cafe]

Previously:

Madonna Doesn't Need a Man
The Third Olsen
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