Last weekend I went for a walk on Montana Ave. in Santa Monica. As I approached Montana Eyes, I saw a woman wearing the shortest jeans shorts I had ever seen and an ugly greenish-yellow tank top. The woman really didn't have the legs to be wearing such short shorts and I wondered what motivated her to buy such an ugly tank top. Her hair was pulled back too severely in a small bun, which wasn't the best look considering that she had a huge forehead. Then I noticed who the woman was: Amber Valletta.