Click Photos to Enlarge Hey Guys, A couple of weeks ago I was trying to decide what to do with my hair. Should I highlight it for the summer and cut it shorter or should I grow it out...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge I'm not too keen on spending time scanning the beach and pool area for celebrities while I'm on my own tropical vacation. DK swore that he saw Minnie Driver one day--luckily it was a false...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge I only like white clothing in the late spring and summertime, but I've always loathed white shoes. I don't usually buy white because I look better in off-white. Yesterday I bought clam digger length white...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge By now it's clear that Britney is serious about wearing dresses daily. She even has theme dresses like the pink one on the far left. I assume that her cousin took one of Brit's leftover...[More]
[Breakfast: a handful of raw almonds and green tea] Click Photo to Enlarge I've finally found the perfect spring picture to send my friends, family, and of course you. Sorry, it's taken me so long. Even if this picture of...[More]
--Courtney Love plans to sell most of Kurt Cobain’s possessions in the future because her house is “like a mausoleum.” Right. She obviously needs more money to subsidize her plastic surgery. I mean, she needs cash for her nutritionist,...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Britney really is wearing a new dress every day. Too bad they aren't all cute and well-fitting. I've found out most of the designers of her other dresses and will update this post as well....[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Britney is still wearing dresses all the time. I like her casual black dress by Chelsea Flower--the embroidery is pretty and I love the back, but Britney is not wearing the right bra for the...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Britney did some shopping at Lisa Kline the other day in the same dress that Zooey Deschanel recently wore to an event. I'm surprised that Britney's camp let a style faux paux like that slip....[More]
--Avril Lavigne thinks that Britney should put-up or shut-up. Yeah, I’m sure that Avril knows everything at 22, ‘cause she’s married. Like she’s totally mature in the way that she deals with the paparazzi by spitting on them and...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Britney celebrated her settlement by going out in Hollywood last night. She totally couldn't be seen out at night before she had settled with Fed-Ex. I'm glad that she was smart for once, though she...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge OMG, I've been dying for Britney Spears pictures. I really wanted to see all of her new dresses since I'm obsessed with dresses--I'd wear them all summer long if I found ones that I liked....[More]
Click Photo to Enlarge There are some stories that I find so distasteful or believe to be such ridiculous lies that I don't blog about them. I know you're shocked to hear that from a gossip blogger. WTF? I really...[More]
Click Photo to Enlarge TMZ is reporting that Britney Spears is leaving rehab this week (duh! it will be a month tomorrow) and that "she's made one of the most amazing turnarounds in celebrity memory....She's literally turned her life around."...[More]
Click Photo to Enlarge Now TMZ is reporting that Britney may have post-partum depression or even bipolar disorder-- sounds like she should be in a mental institute instead of rehab, but that would be tres unglamorous. Brit is even allegedly...[More]
[Breakfast: vanilla yogurt with cereal] Click Photo to Enlarge Fed-Ex is a busy man--which consists of being a stoner and doing nothing. So he should push for full-custody of Sean Preston and Jayden James while Brit's at her lowest point...[More]
[Breakfast: half English muffin with butter and strawberry jam. Chai with milk.] Click Photo to Enlarge OK. I've thought long and hard about Britney's 'situation' on my flight from LA to NYC. The best way to get Britney to stay...[More]
Click Photo to Enlarge Grandma Spears went out on the town last night. (Yay! I can recycle my 'Bonnie Parker' wig for Halloween now.) Grandma went to The Roxy for a karaoke party, but allegedly had to go to the...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge I don't even have anything sarky to say about Britney. A sane woman doesn't shave her head and then get 2 tattoos. A sane woman doesn't have eyes like Britney's in the picture below. And...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Britney keeps on going and going. At a NYC club on Sunday night, she allegedly got sick of her slutty red dress and asked the club's dancers to help her find a new outfit. She...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Brit's playing the publicity game again. Remember when she told an x17online.com paparazzi guy that she and Isaac Cohen had broken up a few weeks ago? That was a lie. Now US Weekly is reporting...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Thank God that Britney Spears isn't going to become 'Ana' anytime soon. On a recent jaunt to Ralphs she dropped her receipt and US Magazine just happened to get hold of it (or something like...[More]
Click Photo to Enlarge ---It sucks to be Brandy Norwood right now. Her accident that resulted in a fatality last month was kept under wraps for a few weeks, but now that it’s become public, the California Highway Patrol and...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Poor Lindsay and Nicole. The whole world is waiting with baited breath to see when they'll be caught wasted again. Nicole has tried to clean up her image by going Bergdorf Blonde and dressing like...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Gets really wasted on New Year's Eve because that's what all the cool kids do. A few days later gets so wasted that she turns into a ghost at Le Deux in Hollywood. Feels guilty...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Jessica Simpson: "I hung out with John Mayer because daddy said it would help my image." John Mayer: "Jessica is totally boring like me, but is good eye candy. My publicist said we should be...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Britney seems to think that she can erase her slutty clothes and slutty behavior from our memories if she wears normal clothes every other day. The picture on the left (and pictures below) were taken...[More]
Click Photo to Enlarge Oh, Britney. Have you not learned anything in 25 years? You're not supposed to get the trendiest tattoo in Hollywood that multiple starlets like Lindsay Lohan and Sienna Miller possess. Though, perhaps the star is symbolic...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Britney got booed at a Lakers game over the weekend after being displayed on the Jumbotron with sis Jamie Lynn. That can't be good for her career, but her agent Jason Trawick (pictured above) doesn't seem...[More]
Click Photo to Enlarge I don't know who told Britney that a bra and dead bird necklace were appropriate club attire. I mean, even Paris Hilton wouldn't wear that. (OK, she would at the Playboy Mansion.) Brit's dressing like a...[More]
Click Photo to Enlarge DK tried to buy a pair of non-distressed jeans recently at Lucky Jeans and Saks Fifth Avenue and there literally weren't any. He settled for a minorly distressed pair of Chip and Peppers. Above we have...[More]
[Breakfast: pumpkin muffin and white tea] Click Photo to Enlarge Britney Spears has finally issued a statement on her website about her partying and lack of underwear. Now we can all get on with our lives. It’s been so long...[More]
Saturday Night Live’s Amy Poehler recited her first or maybe second (see above) vagina monologue on the show this past week: Speaking of Britney Spears, I’d just like to take a minute to address this latest trend: flashing your...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge BritPari are still hanging out--no surprise. What is shocking is that Paris let poor Brit walk out of the house looking soo...I don't know...color-blind Grandma-ish? ( BTW: She wet to Hyde looking like that. )...[More]
TMZ reports that Paris' publicist said the following quote to downplay an alleged catfight between Paris and Lindsay on Saturday night. "What I've observed is that we have three extraordinarily powerful women who generate a tremendous amount of attention,...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Hmm..not only are Paris and Britney new BFF, but they are *gag* coordinating their outfits. How sad is that? Obviously, Paris is in control of their costumes. The two think it's appropriate to traipse around...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge I'm starting to think that I should wear a wig. It's so convenient, and I could have a different one for every mood, occasion and season. I'm a little confused about quality wigs. All of...[More]
[Breakfast: a chocolate chip pumpkin muffin] Click Photos to Enlarge Love is in the air (or in the drinks) at Paradise Cove Cafe in Malibu. Jessica Simpson and John Mayer were staring into each other's eyes while sneaking bites of...[More]
[Breakfast: Greek style yogurt with pumpkin spice granola from TJ's] Click Photo to Enlarge I really hope that this note is fake. If not, how pathetic is Kevin Federline? Seriously. He's also messing with his other kids' heads. Yeah, I...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Britney and Sean are soo cute. I seriously dreamt last night that I became friends with Britney Spears and then it turned out that it wasn't the 'real' Britney. Some woman was wearing a Britney...[More]
Click Photo to Enlarge On Monday, Britney made a 'faux' surprise appearance on David Letterman. What you didn't know is that Britney asked him out. (Yeah, I made that last bit up, but you never know.) The real reason of...[More]
TMZ reports that Britney Spears filed for divorce today from Kevin Federline. This proves that K-Fed is only good at making babies. Related Entries: Love at First Outfit Hollywood Ghetto Fabulous Stoned! The Donald on Britney and K-Fed...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge I can't decide what I care about more: The fact that Britney Spears and Kevin Federline lied about the name of their most recent baby boy or TomKat's November wedding in Italy? I can't think...[More]
Click Photo to Enlarge Sutton Pierce is totally the name of a WASPY kid with a trust fund. I hope that Brit sends her second son to a boarding school on the East Coast when he's at that age when...[More]
[Breakfast: vanilla yogurt with oats and sliced fuji apple] Click Photos to Enlarge Sean Preston got a baby brother for his birthday. He'll probably beat him up when he's older. Related Entries: I See Stars Stoned! Brit and Kev Need...[More]
Click Photo to Enlarge Britney Spears faked all the magazines into believing that she was going to have a girl, but gave birth to a 6 pound, 11 ounce baby boy by Cesarean just before 2 a.m., September 12th at...[More]
Britney Spears is the only real pregnant woman here--unless Nicky Hilton's weight gain is really a concealed pregnancy. Personally, I think that Nicky's dress is too casual for an Emmys party and it doesn't suit her. It would look...[More]
[Breakfast: a hard boiled egg and green tea] DK and I were walking on the Venice boardwalk on Saturday--which I do not recommend—after eating a horrible breakfast at Café Buna in Marina Del Rey. I had coffee grounds in my...[More]
Hmm...there's a lot of fugliness going on in these pictures. However, I do like Brit's shorts and her legs look great. Gwen's top in the second picture is cute. Who do you think is the fugliest in this round?...[More]
Damn. I remember when Jason Trawick was just some pretty boy agent at William Morris who got lucky and ended up in a photo spread with a few other William Morris agent/manager/whatevers in the first issue of the now...[More]
I’ve been seriously jonesing for a picture of Angelina, Brangelina or any Angelina configuration. Just today I was sitting having tea in a serene garden when I seriously got pissed off thinking about how long it’s been since Angelina...[More]
[Breakfast: a club wrap with turkey bacon] Wouldn't Ashlee and K-Fed make the cutest grunge couple ever? Ashlee must be a......[More]
[Breakfast: an iced latte and chocoolate dipped biscotti from Peet's Coffee & Tea] Britney Spears vs. Demi Moore. What do you think? Brit's cover is definitely racier....[More]
I know you have those days when you really want to ditch work and go to the beach in Malibu and have a Britney Spears sighting, but you simply have too much work. I felt this way last week...[More]
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(Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe) I've been housesitting in Malibu, which is the bomb. Where I normally live isn't deep in the city, but it feels oppressive in comparison. Malibu is one of the most relaxing places in LA...[More]
[Breakfast: a soy chai latte] Britney Spears has been stylish lately and has been getting in shape despite being pregnant--that's no joke. She wore a really cute Juicy Couture dress for her Kevin-and-Britney-are-really-together picture. Last week in Miami she had...[More]
James Dean is way hotter in his Porsche Spyder than Britney Spears is in her Speedster. Also, James' Spyder was an original whereas Brit's is probably a kit replica. Vintage Porsches are very rare and range in the upper...[More]
If you admire Beyonce's ghetto fab style, you're in luck. The picture of her (top right) was taken during a House of Deleon fashion shoot. Beyonce's mama knows fashion. Fergie, on the other hand, thought her outfit was what...[More]
--Halle Berry had to act out sex scenes solo for her new movie “Perfect Stranger” when co-star Bruce Willis couldn’t make the shoot. This is the first time that technology has been used for to create a sex scene....[More]
--Coyotes in Malibu must be starving. They hungrily eyed Mischa Barton and Rachel Bilson on a recent location shoot for “The O.C.” J/K. They were eating the girls’ leftovers, because those girls have no meat on them. Duh! Mischa...[More]
--I know you've been dying to see the English teaser trailer for "Casino Royale." Daniel Craig doesn't even have to say he's James Bond. The haters must be royally pissed. Click here to check it out. --Britney hired another...[More]
--Keira Knightley is the new face of Chanel’s perfume campaign. “Keira follows in the footsteps of Kate Moss, Nicole Kidman and singer Vanessa Paradis as one of the faces of Chanel.” Yeah, Keira’s making bank. [The Sun] --Glass lodged...[More]
It appears that Brit and Kev live in another reality where babies that fall from high chairs are magically OK. Good thing that they noticed 6 days after the fall that little Sean Preston was sleeping too long and...[More]
Next time Britney Spears has a baby, she may as well name Donald Trump the Godfather. The Donald had advice for Brit even before she married Kevin Federline. Trump didn’t seem to think that Kev was a good husband...[More]
WWD reports that Former Jane magazine founder, Jane Pratt, who was 86'd from her own magazine, is having serious discussions with Gwen Stefani over starting a women's lifestyle magazine together. "The title would be part of a bigger multimedia...[More]
--Brad Pitt is allegedly following Angelina Jolie's lead and becoming a UN Goodwill Ambassador. I finally realized why we’re all so obsessed with Brangelina. They’re like the American Royal Family! Even if we saw pictures of Angelina in a...[More]
--Angelina Jolie sometimes wears white. But is that a sweater coat or a bathrobe? I'm confused. [Perez Hilton] --A group of hardcore James Bond fans have started the website CraigNotBond.com where they have called upon the world to boycott...[More]
--Young Hollywood entertainers really need to employ 24/7 Life Coaches. Now Britney Spears is being investigated by the Department of Children and Family Services for letting her son ride on her lap while driving. [TMZ] --Rachel McAdams never posed...[More]
[Breakfast: an almond croissant and a latte] *B.A.T. Exclusive* An MGM insider has told me that despite continuing rumors of who will be the next James Bond: Daniel Craig, Clive Owen, Julian McMahon, etc…the next Bond is Hugh Jackman. Jackman...[More]
