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Gossip for Breakfast: Why You Shouldn't Live With an Actress

July 16, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood

[Breakfast: pain au chocolat and green tea] Reader Anne Brian writes: "I lived with Rachel McAdams in Toronto for 1 year. She is the most two-faced person you will ever meet. She treats everyone like shit unless they can help...[More]

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Fashion Accessory Du Jour

July 11, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Fashion Accessory Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood

Liv Tyler's bag is a great 'Mom' bag. I bet that Katie Holmes and Reese Witherspoon have the same one. Related Entries: Fashionista Du Jour Fashionista Du Jour Fashionistas Du Jour [Image via Source]...[More]

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Who Wore it Best?

July 10, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , TomKat

[Breakfast: Breadworks almond mini-muffins. EmergenC tropical.] Katie Holmes wore a few really stylish outfits in France. This Chanel beach cover-up (or tunic) is so City-Meets-the-Beach chic. It also really goes with Katie's new hairstyle. Who rocked the tunic more: Katie...[More]

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Fugly

July 10, 2007
Part of: Fugly , Gossip , Hollywood , Sienna Miller

The people at Valentino must really loathe Sienna Miller to make her look so hideous for a photo shoot. Thank God for photo shop. Related Entries: Who Wore it Best? Copycat Sienna Oops...I got Another Tattoo Cate vs. Sienna...[More]

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Adorable Lindsay-esque Tunic

July 10, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Lindsay Lohan

Well, I never found out who designed Lindsay's cute hippie tunic. I even scoured the gossip rags and blogs--no one ever figured it out. I was very happy to finally come across a suitable copy of LL's tunic on...[More]

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*Sale Alert*

July 09, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Paris Hilton , Rant , Slice of Life , Sparkly

Click Photo to Enlarge Whenever I meet a costume designer or stylist I always ask them what their favorite stores are. I was turned onto Petro Zillia by the costume designer of The Hottie and The Nottie, Christopher Lawrence. He...[More]

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Fashionista Du Jour

June 28, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photos to Enlarge Mandy Moore is so adorable and not 'ana.' I love her hair, makeup, and dress in this picture taken at the premiere of Licence to Wed in Hollywood. That dress is so '60s fabulous. I'd...[More]

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The Fugly Joker

June 28, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Fugly , Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photos to Enlarge OMG, Could Heath Ledger look any fuglier? Seriously, those shoes are horrible. I know that MK has worn them, but even Shopbop is trying to get rid of them. Maybe Heath is a Method actor...[More]

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Paris is Pathetic

June 28, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Paris Hilton , Rant , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge When I saw these pictures of Paris getting out of jail I actually felt for her. I know, I know, that's gross, but it's true. With little makeup on, normal clothes and regular girlish, non-rehearsed...[More]

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Fashionista Du Jour

June 25, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photo to Enlarge Isn't it great that pre-teens and teens can fit into adult clothes now due to the size 0 and 00 trend? I would have been seriously psyched at Tallulah's Willis' age to be wearing a lovely...[More]

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Meals That Hide Starlets -- Part 2

June 25, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Reese Witherspoon

Click Photo to Enlarge So, this hiding behind food is the new trend with stars now like Reese Witherspoon and not just starlets or whatevers like Nicole Richie. Shouldn't Reese just bring a fan or something? I mean, she knows...[More]

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Ashton Hearts Himself Moore

June 25, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Seinfeld-esque

Click Photos to Enlarge 1. DEMI: "Yes, I'm hot and he's hot." ASHTON: "I'll always be hotter than she is because I'm younger and a guy." 2. DEMI: "He's all mine ladies and gents!! ALL MINE!!!!! ASHTON: "Damn, Demi...[More]

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I See 'Ana' Stars

June 25, 2007
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Brangelina , Brunch With Tiffany , Fashion , Food , Fugly , Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Television

[Breakfast: Brioche from Breadbar and chamomile tea.] I dragged DK into Barneys New York yesterday because I had to return something. It was also a good excuse to brunch at Barneys Greengrass. I switched it up this time and had...[More]

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Blind Gossip for Breakfast

June 22, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Paris Hilton , Politics , Television

One of my sources has told me that Paris' camp is currently in talks with a revered, veteran journalist known especially for their unflinching TV interviews. I'm excited to see the interview now!...[More]

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Who Wore it Best?

June 21, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Kate Moss , Nicole Richie , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge Do you think that Kate Moss (in Vogue) or Nicole Richie rocks this Topshop dress (designed by Kate) better? Personally, I'd rather see someone with breasts and hips wearing this dress. BTW: Nicole totally has...[More]

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Cover Battle: Sexy vs. Not Sexy

June 21, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Fugly , Gossip , Hollywood , Literati

Click Photos to Enlarge Jessica Biel is hot and Anne Hathaway is not. P.S.If had to pick an actress to have sex with, I'd possibly pick Jessica Biel. Who would you pick? Click Photos to Enlarge Related Entries: Fashionista...[More]

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I See Stars

June 21, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Music , Slice of Life

[Breakfast: Odwalla Mango Tango Smoothie] Click Photo to Enlarge Yeah, I didn't have time to post much yesterday because I ended up being out all day. Sorry, guys! I'll blame it on Rachael who wined and dined me during my...[More]

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Fashionista Du Jour

June 20, 2007
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood , NYC

Click Photos to Enlarge Thandie Newton is one of the most beautiful actresses in the world. I also like that she takes fashion risks. She wore this futuristic dress by Preen to the New York Women in Film and...[More]

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Fashion Accessory Du Jour or Fashion Fugly?

June 18, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Fashion Accessory Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood , Politics

Click Photos to Enlarge It looks like Kate Beckinsale loves her woven straw thong sandals by Stella McCartney (seen above and below wearing them twice in one week). You too can own them for a mere $575. But are...[More]

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"Not Ana" Alert

June 18, 2007
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Music

[Breakfast: a soy chai latte and mini-muffins from Caffe Luxxe] Click Photos to Enlarge I'm so proud of Hilary Duff for gaining some weight after admitting that she felt pressured to be too thin. Her face doesn't look gaunt anymore...[More]

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Julia + Danny + Phinnaeus + Hazel + Henry

June 18, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , LA

Click Photos to Enlarge Congrats Julia Roberts and Danny Moder! You gave birth and named your third child a totally normal name, Henry Daniel Moder. Phinn and Hazel are soo going to be jealous of their younger brother. P.S....[More]

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Meals That Hide Starlets

June 18, 2007
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photos to Enlarge I don't know about the sanity of this starlet. She's using a food container to cover her face. Who wants to be potentially photographed with food all over their clothes and fake hair? That's totally...[More]

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Paris is *Gasp* Smart -- Updated*

June 14, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Paris Hilton

Click Photo to Enlarge I would really rather make fun of Paris Hilton than give her props. Actually, writing this is really annoying me but the girl does have some brains. No, I'm not talking about how she's acted during...[More]

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Couple Morph: TomKat -- Part 2

June 14, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , TomKat

Click Photos to Enlarge I disagree with the general consensus that Katie's haircut is because of Victoria Beckham's influence. Tom obviously ordered Katie to cut her hair so she could look like a younger more boyish version of himself....[More]

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Gossip for Breakfast

June 14, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , LA

[Breakfast: 1/2 organic fuji apple, fage yogurt, tropical granola. Green tea.] Click Photos to Enlarge A source of mine witnessed Hilary Swank fussing so much over boyfriend John Campisi during a beauty appointment that you would have thought the Oscar...[More]

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Fashionista Du Jour

June 13, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood , LA

Click Photo to Enlarge Rumer Willis looks great here. She reminds me of a young Elizabeth Taylor from the neck up trying to dress like a modern day version of Audrey Hepburn. It helps that she has a charge card...[More]

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Wigs for Kids, Not Starlets

June 12, 2007
Part of: Britney , Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Slice of Life , Wigtastic!

Click Photos to Enlarge Hey Guys, A couple of weeks ago I was trying to decide what to do with my hair. Should I highlight it for the summer and cut it shorter or should I grow it out...[More]

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I See Stars (Hawaii Edition)

June 12, 2007
Part of: Britney , Gossip , Hollywood , Slice of Life , Travel

Click Photos to Enlarge I'm not too keen on spending time scanning the beach and pool area for celebrities while I'm on my own tropical vacation. DK swore that he saw Minnie Driver one day--luckily it was a false...[More]

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Blind Gossip for Breakfast

June 12, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , LA

[Breakfast: yogurt, oats and pineapple. chai soy latte] Which troubled starlet has been let go by her high-powered agency or fired the agency herself depending on who you talk to?...[More]

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Gossip For Breakfast

June 04, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Lindsay Lohan , Travel

[Breakfast: 1/2 Eggs Benedict, strawberry/banana smoothie and chamomile tea] Click Photo to Enlarge Hey, guys. I'm on vacation for a week in Hawaii. Yes, I finally got my own tropical vacation. I'm not sure how much I'll be posting. I...[More]

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Fashion Friday: Chanel Hearts Keira

June 01, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Keira Knightley , Slice of Life

Click Photos to Enlarge Keira Knightley looks gorgeous in both of these pictures. She was announced quite some time ago as the new face of Chanel's Coco Mademoiselle perfume, but the first ad above has just come out. I'm...[More]

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I See Stars

June 01, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Slice of Life , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge I saw Brooke Burke yesterday with her adorable baby Rain having tea or coffee with a friend at Caffe Luxxe on Montana. She was very natural looking and didn't look plastic at all. (Her ex-husband...[More]

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Quote of the Day

May 31, 2007
Part of: Drew Barrymore , Fashion , Fugly , Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Lindsay Lohan

Click Photos to Enlarge Johnny Grant (The unofficial mayor of Hollywood & Roosevelt Hotel penthouse resident) via LAT on Lindsay Lohan's recent incident: "Maybe these young people should have a talk with Drew Barrymore. She was very public with...[More]

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Boho Fashionistas Du Jour

May 31, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood , NYC , Sienna Miller

Click Photos to Enlarge It must suck to be Maggie Gyllenhaal. The poor dear has spent most of her twenties being left alone by the paparazzi, but now that she has a baby the paps are all over her....[More]

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Gossip for Breakfast

May 31, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Lindsay Lohan , Slice of Life

Click Photo to Enlarge Damn, I could've witnessed Lindsay's downward spiral on Sunday night. I was invited to a party in a hotel room at The Roosevelt, but didn't go because I wasn't feeling well. Just before the above paparazzi...[More]

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Couple Morph: TomKat

May 31, 2007
Part of: Brangelina , Gossip , Hollywood , TomKat

Click Photos to Enlarge Um, is Katie Holmes morphing into a younger Tom Cruise? Maybe she should get together with Brad Pitt and discuss the art of morphing into your spouse....[More]

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Paris Hearts Joie

May 30, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Paris Hilton

Click Photos to Enlarge I'm a fan of Color Me Mine--it's a good place for a date with your friend/s. If they served tea then everyone you know would be having baby showers there. I'd take painting a pot...[More]

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Congratulations, Andy Garcia!!

May 29, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photo to Enlarge OMG, Andy Garcia got married at the Palais des Festivals in Cannes, France, May 24, 2007, and then took his wife to attend the gala screening of Steven Soderbergh's film Ocean's Thirteen. See his best man/...[More]

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Not 'Ana' Alert

May 29, 2007
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Gossip , Hollywood , Music

Click Photo to Enlarge How sick does Beyonce look in a bikini? I'm soo tired of all the Hollywood "Ana" chicks. It's nice to see a real body for a change. Beyonce is seen here enjoying the sun near Monaco...[More]

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Proof That LL is in Rehab -- Updated

May 29, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Lindsay Lohan

Click Photo to Enlarge Splash News allegedly has the first image of Lindsay Lohan at Promises in Malibu and TMZ is reporting that LL was driven to the rehab center on Monday by her lawyer, Blair Berk . I guess...[More]

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Tallulah Willis Now Starring in Ice Capades

May 29, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photo to Enlarge Um, I think it's time for Tallulah Willis to get a new stylist. Maybe she did come from ice skating practice straight to this premiere, but I doubt it. Some of you may scoff at me...[More]

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Memorial Day Gossip

May 29, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Lindsay Lohan , Mischa Barton , Nicole Richie

[Breakfast: Mini-muffins from Breadbar. Soy chai latte from Cafe Luxxe] Click Photos to Enlarge Memorial Day Weekend is a nice time for celebrating with ones friends and family. How sad is it that poor Mischa Barton was shopping at Ralphs...[More]

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Rachel McAdams Age Watch -- Part 2

May 23, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood

[Breakfast: cinnamon apple oatmeal. Fresh apple juice] I'm not the only one who has found Rachel McAdams' age to be inconsistent. Everyone in Hollywood knows that there's a Hollywood age and real life age. At some point, Rachel had really...[More]

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LL 's Dress

May 18, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Lindsay Lohan

Click Photos to Enlarge If you've been dying to know who designed this dress on Lindsay Lohan (with Callum Best), then you're in luck. I saw it at Macy's today and the brand is Nu Collective. [Image via Source]...[More]

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Gossip for Breakfast

May 18, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Paris Hilton , Politics

Click Photo to Enlarge A source close to Paris Hilton has told me not to believe the reports that Paris' jail time has been shortened. Actually, they said not to believe anything. Paris is still currenlty set to serve 45...[More]

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Tropical Vacation Time

May 14, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Kate Bosworth , Lindsay Lohan

Click Photos to Enlarge I wouldn't turn down an all-expenses paid trip to the Bahamas or Hawaii in exchange for a photo-op. The paps are going to follow you around wherever you go. Stars like Lindsay Lohan (with Calum...[More]

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Fashion Accessory Du Jour

May 14, 2007
Part of: Cameron Diaz , Fashion , Fashion Accessory Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photos to Enlarge Cameron Diaz loves studded bags so much that she now carries two of them. I suppose that she's relegated her Marc Jacobs tote as her new gym bag now that she has a gold purse....[More]

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Gossip for Breakfast

May 14, 2007
Part of: Fugly , Gossip , LA , Music , Slice of Life

[Breakfast: Fage yogurt w/ oats and mango. Green tea.] Click Photo to Enlarge I haven't written about Kimberly Stewart in a long time because there's nothing new to say about her. She doesn't do anything for a living that I...[More]

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Who Wore it Best?

May 11, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Mischa Barton

Click Photos to Enlarge Mischa and Mandy heart Marc Jacobs. I'm not loving the dress or top on either of them. It looks like someone stuck costume jewelry on it. I like how the model wore it at the...[More]

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Fashion Friday: Bright Whites

May 11, 2007
Part of: Britney , Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Jessica Alba , Lindsay Lohan , Mischa Barton , Paris Hilton

Click Photos to Enlarge I only like white clothing in the late spring and summertime, but I've always loathed white shoes. I don't usually buy white because I look better in off-white. Yesterday I bought clam digger length white...[More]

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Fashionista Du Jour

May 10, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood , Lindsay Lohan , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge I know this dress is very simple, but there's something that I like about it. Lindsay Lohan pretty much looks like shit here because her face is too tan/leathery and her hair is blah. It's...[More]

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Celebrity Makeover

May 10, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Music

Click Photos to Enlarge Wow. Joss Stone looked much better at the 50th Annual Grammy Awards Press Conference yesterday. Sure her dress by Rachel Pally looked like the design on the china cup that I drank from at Tasca...[More]

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Do Not Eat at Hugo's, West Hollywood

May 09, 2007
Part of: Brunch With Tiffany , Food , Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Rant

Do any of you remember when I got the worst food poisoning in my life? I got it at Hugo's in West Hollywood. You can read about it here and here. My stomach was messed up for months after that....[More]

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Gossip for Breakfast

May 09, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Lindsay Lohan

Click Photo to Enlarge Above we have Lindsay Lohan at the premiere of Georgia Rule with co-stars Felicity Huffman and Jane Fonda. I bet they secretly wanted to push her in some mud. A source close to the film told...[More]

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'Not Ana' Christina in Maui

May 09, 2007
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photo to Enlarge Christina Applegate is looking healthy skinny. It must be a relief for her to eat and workout like a normal person now that she's not working as much. It looks like she's also getting on with...[More]

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Bags That Hide Starlets -- Part 10

May 09, 2007
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Kate Bosworth , NYC

Click Photos to Enlarge Kate Bosworth is still skinny enough to hide behind a Balenciaga bag....[More]

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Code Blue 'Ana' Alert

May 08, 2007
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photos to Enlarge What is happening to Cate Blanchett? She looks more skeletal than usual in the picture on the left taken last night at The Costume Institute Gala at the Met. It's also curious that she wore...[More]

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Guess Who? (Answer on Second Page)

May 08, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photo to Enlarge Guess Who??...[More]

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Stoned!

May 08, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Lindsay Lohan , Literati , Stoned!

[Breakfast: 3 slices of turkey bacon and a hard-boiled egg] Click Photo to Enlarge --Lindsay’s ‘friend’ who released the video of LL allegedly doing lots of cocaine to News of the World, said she did it because she’s worried that...[More]

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Please Pardon Paris

May 08, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Paris Hilton , Politics , Trick Or Treat

Click Photos to Enlarge Morning sucks and you're probably feeling annoyed right now, but now you have something to laugh your head off at for the rest of the day. Paris Hilton thinks that she deserves a goverment pardon...[More]

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Fashion Backward: Sequins and Aluminum

May 08, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Mischa Barton , Music

Click Photos to Enlarge Isn't it kind of late in the season to be wearing black sequins? If anything, these starlets should be wearing silver sequins instead of black ones or aluminum foil. Then I'd be making fun of...[More]

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Fashionista Du Jour

May 07, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photo to Enlarge I went back and forth on whether this outfit was Fashionista Du Jour worthy. I might like the picture of Liv Tyler more than the outfit. I don't like the shoes, but there's something about the...[More]

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Scary Scarlett vs. Pretty Amanda

May 07, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Fugly , Gossip , Hollywood , NYC , Scarlett Johansson

Click Photos to Enlarge Scarlett Johansson had better watch out. You know you're in trouble when a socialite (Amanda Hearst) looks better than you at an event that you're hosting. SJ looks like a younger (though prettier) version of...[More]

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Britney Dress Watch -- Part 3

May 07, 2007
Part of: Britney , Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Music

Click Photos to Enlarge By now it's clear that Britney is serious about wearing dresses daily. She even has theme dresses like the pink one on the far left. I assume that her cousin took one of Brit's leftover...[More]

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Paris is Going to Jail

May 04, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Paris Hilton , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge OMG, Paris Hilton is going to jail! I guess that money and celebrity don't get you out of everything in life. It's too bad that she'll start serving her sentence in LA County Jail on...[More]

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Who Wore it Best? (Airport Edition)

May 03, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Mischa Barton , Music

Click Photos to Enlarge Two of the most fashionably challenged in Hollywood battle it out in high-waisted jeans. Um, at least Fergie is actually wearing her suspenders in this picture--that's the good. Oh, I guess I should also say...[More]

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I See Stars

May 03, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Food , Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge I had just seen the above candids of Alicia Silverstone last week and was wondering when I would have another Alicia Silverstone sighting. Well, it took a few days. DK and I were looking for...[More]

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America's Next Top Model Sucks

May 03, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge I don't know why America's Next Top Model is even called that. They certainly aren't looking for America's Next Top Model or they wouldn't have kicked off Brittany Hatch (seen above) last night. Brittany could...[More]

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Fashion Accessory Du Jour

May 03, 2007
Part of: Drew Barrymore , Fashion , Fashion Accessory Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photo to Enlarge I love Drew Barrymore's Japanese kimono bag. When I was in NYC a few months ago, I was going crazy because I didn't have a messenger bag--my purse was killing my shoulders. Then I realized that...[More]

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Jessica Smiles Twice in one Week!

May 01, 2007
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Gossip , Hollywood , Jessica Alba

Click Photos to Enlarge Jessica Alba was pretty (fake) happy at the DKNY house at Coachella. She even put her hands in her pockets. Those DKNY people must have given her some great schwag. Jess was also photographed beyond...[More]

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Kate Moss @ Topshop now Available

May 01, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Kate Moss

[Breakfast: 3 pieces of turkey bacon] Click Photos to Enlarge America's Next Top Model has ruined me. When I saw Kate Moss' different poses in the window of Topshop, all I could think about (besides that her dress looked like...[More]

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Bags That Hide Starlets -- Part 9

April 30, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Fashion Accessory Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood , Nicole Richie

Click Photo to Enlarge Nicole Richie is up to her old tricks. This time she's hiding behind a blue Balenciaga bag. Did you know that most people don't get paid the equivalent of what she paid for that bag in...[More]

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Stoned!

April 30, 2007
Part of: Britney , Gossip , Hollywood , Music , Stoned! , Television

--Courtney Love plans to sell most of Kurt Cobain’s possessions in the future because her house is “like a mausoleum.” Right. She obviously needs more money to subsidize her plastic surgery. I mean, she needs cash for her nutritionist,...[More]

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Kate Bosworth: A Tad Less Boney

April 30, 2007
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Gossip , Hollywood , Kate Bosworth

Click Photos to Enlarge The pictures of Kate Bosworth that I posted here are misleading now that we have bikini pics. Thank God that The Four Season's Maui had to invite celebs like Kate and Christina Applegate (why?) for...[More]

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Fashionista Du Jour

April 30, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photos to Enlarge This is a first for "KD" Kirsten Dunst. She has finally made Fashionista Du Jour! I'll be sure to mention it to her next time I see her. Our KD has been prancing around the...[More]

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Fugachella

April 30, 2007
Part of: Cameron Diaz , Drew Barrymore , Fashion , Fugly , Gossip , Hollywood , Jessica Alba , Lindsay Lohan , Mischa Barton , Music , Scarlett Johansson

[Breakfast : green tea (only because I don't feel well) ] Click Photos to Enlarge Apparently dressing for a music festival in the desert is terribly difficult. Who knew that the Coachella Music Festival 2007 would be the downfall of...[More]

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Fashion Fugly

April 27, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Fugly , Gossip , Hollywood , Music

Click Photo to Enlarge You know that a movie is going to suck when the poster is ugly. Look at that horrible makeup! We all know that Marc Anthony wears lipstick in private, but I don't want to see it...[More]

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Fashion Friday: Hollywood Hair

April 27, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photos to Enlarge Wow. I used to think that Rumer Willis was the least blessed in the looks department of the Willis/Moore clan. She was obviously just going through her awkward stage. Now that she's gotten a killer...[More]

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Kate Bosworth has Finally Gained Weight!

April 26, 2007
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Gossip , Hollywood , Kate Bosworth

Click Photos to Enlarge Wow, Kate Bosworth was looking so much better (above right) at a Food Bank event the other night. Just a few of months ago (above left) she was still a skeleton. Maybe she got help....[More]

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Who Wore it Best?

April 26, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , LA , Music , Nicole Richie , Television

[Breakfast: 1 small banana w/ peanut butter. Green tea.] Click Photos to Enlarge OMG, this is so funny! Nicole Richie wore this McQ by Alexander McQueen outfit in Beverly Hills on April 24. Guess who wore it in Beverly Hills...[More]

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Mr. Bean

April 26, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photos to Enlarge Hugh shouldn't be afraid to get dirty. Next time he should throw the beans instead of the beans and container at the paparazzi. And it's so uncivilized to kick a person who isn't threatening you....[More]

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Sienna Miller Replaces Another Actress Last Minute

April 23, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Keira Knightley , Literati , Sienna Miller

Click Photo to Enlarge Ew. Sorry to assault your senses with such a vulgar picture of Sienna Miller, but it illustrates how this starlet tries to widen her exposure in the film industry. DK was reading me a list of...[More]

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Fugly

April 23, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Fugly , Gossip , Hollywood , Mischa Barton

Click Photos to Enlarge I thought I'd seen the worst of Mischa's fugly outfits ages ago. I mean, she has worn numerous fugly outfits, but some are worse than others. I can't even fathom stylist Rachel Zoe collaborating with...[More]

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Love at First Outfit -- Part 2

April 23, 2007
Part of: Ashlee Simpson , Fashion , Gossip , Music

[Breakfast: low-fat Greek yogurt w/ 1/2 a fuji apple and oats] Click Photos to Enlarge Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are totally a match made in grunge. They should get married and have kids already. I don't know why they...[More]

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Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum -- For Your Consideration

April 23, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Fugly , Gossip , Hollywood , Jessica Alba , Music , Paris Hilton

Click Photos to Enlarge Jessica Alba looks like a mannequin in a forgettable outift. J-Lo looks like the result of a makeover a la Pretty Woman minus her lucky trousers. Paris looks like she's really driving even though she...[More]

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Friday Eye Candy

April 20, 2007
Part of: Friday Eye Candy , Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photo to Enlarge Wow. I can't believe that this shot of Jessica Biel and her puppy is a paparazzi shot. It looks like it was shot by a professional photographer. Jessica is one of those celebs that you can't...[More]

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Jessica Smiles

April 18, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Jessica Alba , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge Jessica is also happy when she's fiilming a commercial with her dog. But is that a real smile or a fake one? Publicity wise it would be bad if she got caught in the middle...[More]

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Cutest Hollywood Couples

April 18, 2007
Part of: Brangelina , Gossip , Hollywood , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge There aren't a lot of solid Hollywood couples, but I think that Brangelina and Portia-Ellen will be together for at least another five years. What do you think? Oh, I should add another year because...[More]

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Pretty Fergie

April 18, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Music , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge Usually, it would be too early in the morning for pictures of Fergie, but something has happened that I find shocking. I found pretty pictures of Fergie!! WTF? She looks like she's hot enough to...[More]

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Ryan and Rachel are (Allegedly) Splitsville

April 17, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photo to Enlarge I hate to say I told you so, but I did. It was obvious when Ryan Gosling didn't bring Rachel McAdams to the Oscars that they were done. Oh, and at his film premiere for Fracture...[More]

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Pam Anderson vs. The Fug

April 17, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photos to Enlarge OK. I feel for Pam Anderson. There are some Big Bad Blogs out there that say really mean things about celebrities that aren't funny. I say mean things about celebrities sometimes, but not in a...[More]

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A Woman's Work is Never Done

April 17, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood

[Breakfast: oatmeal and green tea] Click Photos to Enlarge Ah, Matthew McConaughey. I know that you occasionally do good deeds like when you volunteered at the Red Cross after Hurrican Katrina. I'm not quite sure why you gave up your...[More]

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Sienna Copies Kate

April 16, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Kate Moss

Click Photos to Enlarge Damn. If it weren't for Kate Moss, Sienna Miller would have no style--not that she does most of the time. Kate has been wearing leopard-print jackets and coats for ages, but Sienna just started wearing...[More]

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Celebrity Makeover

April 16, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Paris Hilton , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge If Paris Hilton always did her hair and makeup like the picture on the left, she'd be so much prettier. Unfortunately, she favors overdramatic makeup, dark fake tans, and lackluster hair. Looking like a drag...[More]

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LL and the Olsens' Beverage of Choice

April 16, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , The Olsens

Click Photos to Enlarge LL seems to have substituted her iced-green tea for water, or maybe she's sick of giving away free advertising to Starbucks and has her assistant make her green tea. When in NYC, LL favors Voss...[More]

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Britney Dress Watch

April 13, 2007
Part of: Britney , Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Music

Click Photos to Enlarge Britney is still wearing dresses all the time. I like her casual black dress by Chelsea Flower--the embroidery is pretty and I love the back, but Britney is not wearing the right bra for the...[More]

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Fashionista Du Jour

April 13, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood , Television

[Breakfast: oatmeal with oat milk] Click Photos to Enlarge Usually, I HATE what Eva Longoria is wearing. When her stylist, Robert Verdi, was asked to name his most fashionable clients he didn't even name her! That only makes him look...[More]

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I See Stars

April 12, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Slice of Life , Television

Click Photo to Enlarge The other day, I was at the Writer's Bar at L'Ermitage Hotel in Beverly Hills and Rose McGowen was sitting a few feet away from me. That's a great hotel for star sightings. Anyway, Rose is...[More]

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Celebs in Stripes

April 12, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Lindsay Lohan

Click Photo to Enlarge The stripe trend is still going strong. Lindsay, Kimberly-Blah-Stewart, and Mena Suvari all look cute and happy in their mini-striped clothing, but Gwyneth should trade her dumpy stripe shirt in for one that's more flattering....[More]

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Jessica "The Grouch" Returns

April 12, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Jessica Alba , LA

Click Photos to Enlarge The paparazzi should know by now that to get Jessica Alba to smile they have to give her a lollipop. Duh, duh DUH!!! Though I don't understand why Jessica would go to The Ivy for...[More]

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Fashionista Du Jour

April 12, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood , Nicole Richie , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge I like Nicole's Madison Marcus top. I wonder if they make it in a dress for women who aren't a size 0 and have breasts--that would be nice. For better pictures go here. Related Entries:...[More]

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'Ana' Alert

April 12, 2007
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Gossip , Television

[Breakfast: a fuji apple and low-fat, sundried tomato havarti cheese. Green tea.] Click Photo to Enlarge What is Angie Harmon's problem? She gotten even skinnier, and she was already too skinny. Angie is one of those actresses who says that...[More]

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Celebrity Makeover Du Jour

April 09, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Kate Moss , LA

Click Photo to Enlarge Kate Moss was back to her super-stylish self wearing a hippie chic dress the other day. Last week she wore a long-sleeved T-shirt dress (above) while shopping in Malibu. Loved her signature belt, but hated the...[More]

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Who Wore it Best?

April 09, 2007
Part of: Britney , Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Music

Click Photos to Enlarge Britney did some shopping at Lisa Kline the other day in the same dress that Zooey Deschanel recently wore to an event. I'm surprised that Britney's camp let a style faux paux like that slip....[More]

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Jessica Stam Copycat

April 06, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photos to Enlarge Kate Beckinsale is totally channeling model Jessica Stam--shown above with boyfriend, DJ AM--and I wouldn't say that's a good thing. Kate's hair is Stam-ish because she's playing a waitress in a film. Related Entries: Off-Duty...[More]

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Fugly Lipstick

April 06, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Fugly , Gossip , Hollywood , Literati , Music , Scarlett Johansson

Click Photos to Enlarge Stop the fugly lipstick trend, pretty please. Hot pink, 'death' pink and orange are not pretty. And Fergie is ugly enough as it is without bad makeup. There's no point in highlighting the fug with...[More]

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Lollipops Make Jessica Happy

April 05, 2007
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Food , Gossip , Hollywood , Jessica Alba

Click Photos to Enlarge Yeah, so I finally figured out what makes Jessica Alba happy. (I wonder if she's on the Lollipop Diet?) Now I need to find out where I can buy some of her 'happypops.' I would...[More]

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Dude, Where's My Car?

April 05, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Mischa Barton

Click Photos to Enlarge Mischa Barton is waiting for her car gas guzzler in front of Toast. She doesn't understand why it's taking the valet so long to deal with her flat tire. Cigarette Girl* is like, "Duh, Misch....[More]

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'Not Ana' Alert

April 05, 2007
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Gossip , Hollywood , Television

[Breakfast: low-sodium V8, two stoned wheat crackers, and two veggie links] Click Photos to Enlarge Christina Applegate has a normal skinny body now, yay! Some of you might think she looks a little too normal here, but gym clothes aren't...[More]

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Fugly

April 05, 2007
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Fashion , Fugly , Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photo to Enlarge Jenna Jameson is supposedly going through a difficult divorce and that's why she's lost so much weight. But then why is she still wearing her wedding ring? Whatever is going on is sinister because it's dragging...[More]

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Gossip for Breakfast

April 05, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Music

A source told me that Robbie Williams allegedy said that it was easier to get drugs inside of rehab. So, I guess that means it was easy for him to complete 21 days there....[More]

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Stoned!

April 04, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Music

--Jennifer Lopez should think about getting pregnant and retiring ASAP before her career is totally over. Her Spanish album sold a dismal 49,452 copies and finished at No. 10 for the week, proving that Jenny doesn’t have any friends...[More]

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'Ana' Alert

April 04, 2007
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Gossip , Hollywood , Television

Click Photo to Enlarge Christine Taylor is a pretty woman, but she had to mess with that by having an eating disorder. If you are too skinny (naturally or not) please do not wear a pencil skirt--especially in black. It...[More]

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I Heart Dresses

April 04, 2007
Part of: Christina Ricci , Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Mischa Barton

Click Photos to Enlarge I am still obsessed with collecting enough dresses to wear daily this summer. You have to start shopping now or else all of the good merchandise will be gone. That's pretty annoying, but whatever. I...[More]

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Jessica "The Grouch"

April 03, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Jessica Alba

Click Photos to Enlarge I don't know what Jessica Alba has to be grumpy about. I mean, she does suck as an actress, but it's not like anyone cares. Click Photos to Enlarge She's beyond pretty and has a...[More]

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Fashionista Du Jour

April 03, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood , Rachel Bilson , Television

Click Photo to Enlarge I like Rachel Bilson's casually chic outfit. I wonder if she's still dating Hayden Christensen ? I don't get him--I think he has no sex appeal whatsoever. She really has a thing for dorky guys. Related...[More]

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Celebrity Makeover: Helena Christensen

April 03, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood

[Breakfast: Greek low-fat yogurt w/ oats and dried apricots. Two veggie links.] Click Photos to Enlarge Model Helena Christensen has been around f-o-r-e-v-e-r, so you'd think she'd look good all the time. But even famous models have their moments of...[More]

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Fugly Fashion Accessory Du Jour

April 03, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Fashion Accessory Du Jour , Fugly , Gossip , Hollywood , Music

Click Photos to Enlarge For some reason Jennifer Lopez is obsessed with this horrible white fringe bag. Hopefully, it will rain soon and she'll drop it in a muddy puddle. Related Entries: Fashion Accessory Du Jour Fashion Accessory Du...[More]

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Guess Who?

April 03, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Television

Click Photo to Enlarge Hint: Don't tell her to Curb Her Appetite......[More]

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Stoned!

April 02, 2007
Part of: Britney , Gossip , Hollywood , Music , Stoned! , Television

--Avril Lavigne thinks that Britney should put-up or shut-up. Yeah, I’m sure that Avril knows everything at 22, ‘cause she’s married. Like she’s totally mature in the way that she deals with the paparazzi by spitting on them and...[More]

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The Nickelodeon Awards

April 02, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Jessica Alba , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge If I were Dakota Fanning, I would not take a picture standing next to my adorable younger sister. Hollywood should watch out for the fierceness that is Elle Dakota. We also have Emma Roberts in...[More]

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Aly and Aj

April 02, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Lindsay Lohan , Paris Hilton , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge I have no idea who Aly and AJ are. All I know is that they're going to be Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan when they grow up--and that's scary....[More]

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Britney Let Out of Nighttime Jail

March 30, 2007
Part of: Britney , Fashion , Fugly , Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photos to Enlarge Britney celebrated her settlement by going out in Hollywood last night. She totally couldn't be seen out at night before she had settled with Fed-Ex. I'm glad that she was smart for once, though she...[More]

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Fashion Friday: Sequins and Metallics

March 30, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Mischa Barton , Music , Sparkly

Click Photos to Enlarge The problem with metallics and sequins is that they can age you. (See above) It's important to get a dress in a modern cut or one that isn't too sparkly. Below we have LL looking...[More]

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New Hair Trend: Dishwater Brown

March 30, 2007
Part of: Cameron Diaz , Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Jessica Simpson

Click Photos to Enlarge Um, I'm so not into this hair color. I know that there's no such color as "dishwater brown", but I think brown is closer to a dishwater color than blonde. Cameron Diaz and Mandy Moore...[More]

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Fashionista Du Jour

March 29, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photo to Enlarge Rosario Dawson looks muy bonita in a jewel-colored dress at the premiere of Grindhouse. Have you guys seen the trailer for that movie? I mean, I know Tarantino is trying to be all arty, but do...[More]

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Bikini Bodies

March 29, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Music

Click Photos to Enlarge Rihanna looks smoking hot in these pictures. It looks like they were totally set-up for publicity. There aren't a lot of entertainers/starlets bodies that I envy, but I would love to have Rihanna's body. She's...[More]

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A Hard Day's Night

March 29, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Television , The Olsens

Click Photos to Enlarge I was just wondering last night if MK and Ashley would give up their fame and fortune to be regular girls. It must be difficult being chased by the paparazzi day in and day out--they...[More]

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Britney's Post-Rehab Fashion

March 29, 2007
Part of: Britney , Fashion , Gossip , Music

Click Photos to Enlarge OMG, I've been dying for Britney Spears pictures. I really wanted to see all of her new dresses since I'm obsessed with dresses--I'd wear them all summer long if I found ones that I liked....[More]

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KD and Almost Famous

March 28, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Music

Click Photo to Enlarge Remember that Cameron Crowe movie Almost Famous? If you haven't seen it, you should. Kirsten has watched it over and over again so she could figure out how to be a bandaid. I'm sure that she's...[More]

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Guess Who?

March 28, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photo to Enlarge Guess Who? Go to the next page for two more hints......[More]

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Fashionista Du Jour

March 28, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood , Lindsay Lohan

Click Photos to Enlarge There's something about Dakota Fanning in these pictures that reminds me of Lindsay Lohan. Maybe it's the way she's walking and/or her clothes. It could be the Gatorate bottle that she's holding. It's used by...[More]

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'Ana' Alert

March 28, 2007
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photos to Enlarge I've wondered about Michelle Williams weight for a while, because she was always a normal weight and then suddenly got really skinny. Of course, this doesn't mean that one is 'Ana.' The reason why I...[More]

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Celebrity Makeover: Fergie

March 27, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Fugly , Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photos to Enlarge I still think that Fergie is fugly, but she looks better in the picture on the left than she looked at the Grammys last month. Less is more on her. It's too much when Fug's...[More]

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Fashion Accessory Du Jour

March 27, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Fashion Accessory Du Jour , Fashionista Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood , Music

Click Photos to Enlarge Eva Mendes and Victoria Beckham are both fond of this Jimmy Choo Clutch. If you can afford $1, 250 for a purse, you can buy it here (There's also a smaller metallic one for $825)...[More]

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The Fugly Twins

March 27, 2007
Part of: Fugly , Gossip , Hollywood , Music

Click Photo to Enlarge Sometimes I like to post 'lovespiration' pictures. This word's definition--that I just made up--refers to loving your physical features more, because you're not as fugly as Amy Winehouse or Kelly Osbourne, among others. Even if you...[More]

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Fashion Friday: Red, White and Patterned

March 27, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Lindsay Lohan , Paris Hilton

Click Photos to Enlarge Red, White and Patterned: Good. Red, White and Blue: Bad. I don't know why this mix of colors has suddenly popped up on entertainers, but it's pretty. I especially like Gucci's mix of purple, red...[More]

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Fashion Friday: Spring Bows

March 27, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Music

[Breakfast: cheese and chile quiche. strawberry and cream cheese coffee cake. Coffee and orange juice.] Click Photos to Enlarge I've been ill with a sinus infection for the last two weeks--the spring weather hasn't helped. Anyway, with sinus infections come...[More]

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Naomi's Cinderella Story

March 26, 2007
Part of: Gossip , NYC , Politics

Click Photo to Enlarge Poor Naomi had to dress the part of a lowly Sanitation worker on her last day of community service. But that was only a costume--after work she turned into Cinderella. How did she get ready for...[More]

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Nicole Richie: A Professional Liar

March 26, 2007
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Gossip , Hollywood , Nicole Richie , Paris Hilton , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge Nicole Richie is looking healthier these days. She has thighs and I've seen them! I don't know why she keeps acting like she's the picture of health, though. I know for a fact that Paris...[More]

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Anna Nicole Smith Died of an Overdose

March 26, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photo to Enlarge So Anna Nicole Smith died of an accidental drug overdose. I'm sure that you guys are shocked. She died of an overdose of chloral hydrate, a sleeping medication.. But it's a little more complicated. The drug...[More]

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I See Stars

March 26, 2007
Part of: Food , Gossip , Hollywood , LA

[Breakfast: leftover eggs benedict. Tropical green tea.] Click Photos to Enlarge I finally had another Jessica Biel sighting while I was dining at Rustic Canyon Friday night with DK. Again, I was shocked at how much prettier Jessica is in...[More]

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The Sexy Secretary -- Starring Katie Holmes

March 23, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , TomKat

Click Photos to Enlarge What is Katie wearing? Tom really has turned her into a Stepford Wife. When he gets bored with Katie, he makes her dress up in expensive fantasy costumes such as this sexy secretary one. Maybe...[More]

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Pose Off: Christina Aquilera vs. Katherine McPhee

March 23, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Music

Click Photos to Enlarge Katherine McPhee needs to learn some posing tips from Christina Aguilera on how to do the cartoon pin-up girl pose. I mean, pop stars/starlets really shouldn't try these poses on the red carpet unless they've...[More]

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Dreamdivas

March 23, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Music

[Breakfast: two veggie links and a small vanilla chip egg from See's. Tropical Green tea] Click Photo to Enlarge TMZ reports that Jennifer Hudson was supposed to sing for Starbucks shareholders at their annual meeting, but due to diva-like demands...[More]

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Britney's Win Against Nasty British Tabloids

March 22, 2007
Part of: Britney , Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Music , Rant

Click Photo to Enlarge There are some stories that I find so distasteful or believe to be such ridiculous lies that I don't blog about them. I know you're shocked to hear that from a gossip blogger. WTF? I really...[More]

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Fashionista Du Jour

March 22, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood , Television

Click Photo to Enlarge I like Zooey Deschanel's 1960's style dress. It's probably not even vintage since this style is in right now. You know all these designers probably copy a lot patterns from vintage clothes and fashion pictures from...[More]

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Duh! Nicole Richie is Hypoglycemic

March 22, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Nicole Richie , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge Publicists are getting lazy. Blaming Nicole's collapsing 'episodes' on hypoglycemia is the dumbest excuse ever. After collapsing yet again while shooting scenes for "The SImple Life 5," Nic's publicist had to act quickly. I used to...[More]

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Naomi: Day Three and Four

March 22, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , NYC

Click Photos to Enlarge Naomi's chicest community service outfit so far was yesterday. It's tragic that she couldn't at least lunch with her sanitation department supervisor off-site. Love the hat, jacket and boots. Did she stash her sweats in...[More]

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Rehab is Too Trendy

March 22, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood

[Breakfast: melted swiss cheese on wheat bread. low-sodium V8] Click Photo to Enlarge Jesse Metcalf should not have gone to rehab. That was a dumb career move. I know that last weekend he was allegedly banned from the Mondrian for...[More]

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Stoned!

March 20, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Stoned! , Television

--Keanu is the latest star to allegedly hit a paparazzo while driving. (Last week it was LL in NYC.) The paparazzi should stop standing in front of moving vehicles. Pictures of celebrities driving in their cars suck anyway. And...[More]

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The Normals

March 20, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Fugly , Gossip , Hollywood , Television , The Olsens

Click Photos to Enlarge It annoys me when celebrities dress like normal people. Jennifer Garner is the only one who can get away with it because she's a tomboy and has a kid that she actually hangs out with....[More]

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Naomi's Second Day of Work Attire

March 20, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , NYC

Click Photos to Enlarge Naomi decided to piss off PETA--it's all the rage these days--by wearing an ugly fur jacket. I guess she figures there's enough police escorts around her to save her from a paint attack. But PETA...[More]

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Britney Has Promise

March 20, 2007
Part of: Britney , Gossip , Music

Click Photo to Enlarge TMZ is reporting that Britney Spears is leaving rehab this week (duh! it will be a month tomorrow) and that "she's made one of the most amazing turnarounds in celebrity memory....She's literally turned her life around."...[More]

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The Copycats are Back

March 19, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Mischa Barton , Nicole Richie , Paris Hilton , The Olsens

Click Photos to Enlarge The munchkins have a new member: Ashley Olsen. She refuses to learn from MK's mistakes. Long skirts and dresses do not flatter petites! Click Photos to Enlarge Nicole Richie seems to be over her rebellion...[More]

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Naomi Campbell Dresses for Mopping Floors

March 19, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip

Click Photos to Enlarge Naomi Campbell has had some fashion flops lately, so I was really curious to see what she would wear to her first day of community service at a Manhattan sanitation garage . If you think...[More]

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Beyonce Channels Holly Golightly

March 19, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Music , Politics

Click Photo to See Full Image Unfortunately, I couldn't find the exact Breakfast at Tiffany's photo that inspired Beyonce's Australian concert poster. (The art director of my BAT banner found it.) Below is part of the banner with Audrey Hepburn's...[More]

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Katie Allowed to Be Catholic for a Day

March 19, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , TomKat

Click Photo to Enlarge I'm really shocked that Tom would let Katie and Suri celebrate St. Patrick's Day. Look at that dumb smile on his face. He obviously has no idea that Saint Patrick was a Christian missionary. Katie so...[More]

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LL and Keira Heart Miu Miu

March 19, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Keira Knightley , Lindsay Lohan

Click Photo to Enlarge I guess that Miu Miu thought Lindsay Lohan wasn't hot enough to star in their ad campaign as herself, so they made her look like someone else. Tres rude. It's good that LL is wearing...[More]

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Gossip For Breakfast

March 19, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photo to Enlarge One of my sources told me a piece of gossip that I don't necessarily believe, but I thought I'd put it out there--it is gossip after all. Do you believe that Charlize Theron could be...[More]

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Gwen Stefani Loves Hotels

March 16, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Music , Travel

Click Photo to Enlarge I know some of you might be thinking that Gwen is obnoxious for staying at a hotel in London while promoting her new album, since she already has a huge house in the city. Gwen does...[More]

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Fashionista Du Jour

March 16, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Nicole Richie

Click Photo to Enlarge I like Nicole Richie's psychedelic dress that she recently wore to one of Paris Hilton's birthday dinners. Joel Madden could use a makeover, though. I mean, does he have to show off his tatts all the...[More]

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Fashion Friday: C-Thru Tops

March 16, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Rachel Bilson , The Olsens

Click Photos to Enlarge I probably wouldn't wear a c-thru top during the day unless I was on vacation somewhere tropical or at the beach. Tara Reid took this look one step further by not wearing a bra. Why...[More]

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Introducing Pax Thien Jolie

March 16, 2007
Part of: Brangelina , Gossip , Hollywood

[Breakfast: low-fat Greek yogurt with oats and pineapple. Green tea.] Click Photos to Enlarge Angelina and Maddox are in the process of bringing back Pax Thien Jolie to the US. Surprisingly, Angie has apologized for all the press and paparazzi...[More]

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Bags That Dwarf Starlets -- Part 8

March 14, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photo to Enlarge I'm really mad that Chanel is promoting gigantic bags for the everyday rich person. A lot of rich women are deathly skinny like Diane Kruger, and that bag could easily snap a bony wrist or arm...[More]

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Worse Than Wearing Fur, Wearing Ugly Fur

March 14, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Kate Moss , The Olsens

Click Photos to Enlarge If you're going to piss of PETA, at least look stylish while doing it. Kate decided that her other fur coats were too posh for a helicopter ride and donned a fugly one for Pete...[More]

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Fergie too Drunk to Fly

March 14, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photos to Enlarge The whole point of flying first class is to drink as much as possible. Don't you think it's a little harsh for an airline to turn away Fergie for being too drunk to fly? An...[More]

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Congrats to Tori Spelling

March 14, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood

[Breakfast: 3 ginger and lemon cream cookies by Carr's. Green tea.] Click Photo to Enlarge Isn't it odd that Tori and her mother, Candy Spelling, made up yesterday just hours before Tori gave birth to a baby boy? Isn't it...[More]

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Fashionista Du Jour

March 13, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photo to Enlarge Sandra Bullock looks lovely in Lanvin at the premiere of Premonition. Too bad her movie looks like it's going to bomb. Related Entries: Fashionista Du Jour Brown is the New Blonde...[More]

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The Sexy Olsen

March 13, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , The Olsens

Click Photo to Enlarge It's about time that one of the Olsens showed some sexuality. I'm glad that Ashley is drawing attention to something besides her hair color or clothes--I'm so over her scruffy fur coats. Ashley is provocative...[More]

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Brangelina Adoption Confirmed

March 13, 2007
Part of: Brangelina , Gossip , Hollywood , Politics

[Breakfast: Kashi roasted almond crunch granola bar. Iced coffee.] Click Photos to Enlarge I know that Brangelina are superheroes, but I still couldn't figure out where they were going to put a fourth child. I mean, they literally have their...[More]

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Bags That Hide Starlets -- Part 6

March 13, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Paris Hilton

Click Photo to Enlarge I don't know why Elisha Cuthbert hangs out with Paris Hilton. She totally dissed Paris on that behind the scenes show on MTV for House of Wax. Remember how she said Paris was always late and...[More]

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Beyonce Goes Posh

March 12, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Music , TomKat

Click Photos to Enlarge It looks like Beyonce has been taking some lessons from Posh on how to pose, wear red lipstick, tight skirts, and Posh's favorite staple: a crisp white shirt. Maybe Operation 'Posh' Makeover has moved onto...[More]

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Stoned!

March 12, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Music , Stoned!

-Madonna’s alleged former nanny, Melissa Dumas, claims that the rockstar insisted on complete silence in the house when she was sleeping. Is that weird? Her tell-all book will also expose gems like Madonna’s “complete ban on all television, newspapers...[More]

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Fashionista Du Jour

March 12, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photo to Enlarge I'm really happy that Naomi Watts is finally pregnant because now we don't have to speculate about when her baby bump is going to be a real baby bump--it was obvious that she was trying to...[More]

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Reese Almost 'Ana'

March 12, 2007
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Gossip , Hollywood , Reese Witherspoon

Click Photo to Enlarge Damn. I hate all those tabloids that have to tell healthy celebrities how fat they are so that they then become emaciated. WTF? Celebrities totally deserve to gain weight when they aren't working Reese isn't emaciated...[More]

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Gossip for Breakfast

March 12, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Lindsay Lohan

Which starlet, who has numerous crotch shots on the web, told friends that Lindsay Lohan's crotch looked like a dried apricot? I'm wondering if these two were more than friends at some point and that's why they aren't on speaking...[More]

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Fashion Friday: Feeling Fat or Too Skinny?

March 09, 2007
Part of: Ashlee Simpson , Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge Marc Jacobs fall 2006 collection was all about layers, so it's not surprising that some stars have tried to copy this look. However, it seems like most people dress like Ashley, Katherine Heigl, and Madonna...[More]

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Fashionista Du Jour

March 08, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photos to Enlarge Liv Tyler is starting to take an interest in fashion again. She's lost some weight and hired a stylist (I assume) and is even wearing red lipstick! It could be short-lived, though. She's obviously doing...[More]

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Guess Who?

March 08, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photo to Enlarge Yes, the woman in the blonde wig is Queen Latifah--that's easy. But what other famous Hollywood star playing Edna Turnblad in the movie version of Hairspray is sitting next to her?...[More]

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Carmen Gives Money to Faux Penniless Man

March 08, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , NYC

Click Photos to Enlarge This guy looks like a student who could be traveling, but I doubt that he's broke. He has nice clothes and is clean. I find it strange that he doesn't have parents, relatives or friends...[More]

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Blonde on Blonde

March 08, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Fugly , Gossip , Hollywood , Lindsay Lohan , Sienna Miller

Click Photo to Enlarge Even Lindsay Lohan has gone blonde. (Poor Jessica Simpson hopped on the brunette trend too late.) I don't know who looks more haggard in these pictures--Lindsay or Sienna Miller. Lindsay looks Sienna's age, 25, and...[More]

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Rachel McAdams on Elle

March 08, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Literati

[Breakfast: Nature's Choice peanut butter granola bar. Might Leaf Tropical Green Tea.] Click Photo to Enlarge If you're a Rachel McAdams lover, then you should pick up next month's Elle magazine. If you're a Ryan Gosling lover, then you should...[More]

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Fashion Accessory Du Jour

March 03, 2007
Part of: Cameron Diaz , Fashion , Fashion Accessory Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photos to Enlarge OK, I saw this bag in a paparazzi shot of Cameron Diaz leaving the gym a couple of weeks ago and have been obsessed wtih it ever since. I rarely become obsessed with material objects,...[More]

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Oscar's Hottest Couples

March 02, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photos to Enlarge I know that this isn't the best picture of Forest Whitaker and his wife Keisha, but even so they are radiant and seem like they have a solid marriage. Madonna often looks like a guy...[More]

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Best Oscar Dresses

March 02, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Reese Witherspoon

Click Photos to Enlarge Abigail Breslin's dress was a princess dress that was age appropriate. Kate Winslet always looks hot, and Helen Mirren was wearing a dress that would be suitable for a ball. Click Photos to Enlarge Maggie...[More]

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Worst Oscar Dresses

March 02, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Fugly , Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photos to Enlarge Anne Hathaway: Pretty in Poodle Beyonce: Always a bridesmaid never a bride. Jessica Biel: That used to be my favorite Crayola crayon color, too! Click Photos to Enlarge Eva Green: Still crazy. Jennifer Hudson: WTF?...[More]

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VF Party: Models Dressed in Fug

March 02, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Fugly , Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photos to Enlarge Since it's Friday, I though I'd critique the ugly fashion first. How good do you feel about yourself now that you've seen photos of 5 beautiful models in ugly dresses? I know most men would...[More]

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VF Fug Fashion Trends

March 02, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Music , Television

[Breakfast; half of an egg white frittata with sundried tomatoes, basil and parmesan cheese.] Click Photos to Enlarge I've decided to celebrate the fugly dresses from this year's Vanity Fair Oscar Party. After all, they could start new trends--you never...[More]

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America's Next Top Illusionist

February 28, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Literati , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge The thing that I don't get about the recreation of Tyra's Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition cover, is that her body doesn't look that different. I'm surprised after all of her ranting and raving on her...[More]

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LL Electra

February 28, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Lindsay Lohan

Click Photos to Enlarge It looks like Lindsay's hair and makeup people on her latest film I Know Who Killed Me are styling her to look like a younger version of Carmen Electra. Meanwhile, Carmen will soon be headlining...[More]

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License to Kill

February 28, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Paris Hilton

Click Photo to Enlarge This is not Paris' week. The other night Brandon Davis ruined one of her many birthday dinners by throwing things at Paula Abdul and making racist remarks. The always classy Davis also dry humped Courtney Love...[More]

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PoshNic Replaces PoshKat?

February 28, 2007
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Nicole Richie , TomKat

[Breakfast: oatmeal with soy milk and raspberries] Click Photos to Enlarge I think that Nicole and Victoria would make a cute couple now that Vic's hair is almost identical to Nic's. I know that Katie would totally get jealous, but...[More]

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The Premonition

February 27, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Fugly , Gossip , Hollywood , Music

Click Photos to Enlarge I knew that something bad was going to happen to James Blunt in the company of Petra Nemcova when I caught sight of her hideous Oscar party makeup. She must have been really wasted to...[More]

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Not Just Another Rich Kid

February 27, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Lindsay Lohan , The Olsens

(The Olsens are seen below in front of the Athenee Hotel in Paris. They are currently there for the fashion shows.) Click Photos to Enlarge Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen have won the title of Richest Hollywood Kids Under 21. All...[More]

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'Ana'/Not 'Ana' Vanity Fair Oscar Party

February 27, 2007
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge Oh my pretty 'Ana' and Not 'Ana' starlets, Portia Di Rossi and Gretchen Mol. Well, Gretchen was pretty when she had blonde hair. At least she traded her stick-figure body in for a vuluptuos one....[More]

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A Web of Mystery

February 27, 2007
Part of: Britney , Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Trick Or Treat

Click Photo to Enlarge Now TMZ is reporting that Britney may have post-partum depression or even bipolar disorder-- sounds like she should be in a mental institute instead of rehab, but that would be tres unglamorous. Brit is even allegedly...[More]

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Christina Ricci: Innocent or Vamp?

February 23, 2007
Part of: Christina Ricci , Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photos to Enlarge In the picture on the left, Christina looks like a fresh-faced doll, on the right she's oozing sexuality--the word 'vixen' comes to mind. Which look do you think suits her better? Related Entries: Makeup Trends...[More]

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Fashionista Du Jour

February 23, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Gossip , Music

Click Photos to Enlarge Yes, I am sick of Gwen Stefani. However, this outfit rocks because it's risky. There aren't many moms who would attempt wearing something so tight. Her heels are like classy stripper shoes and those trousers...[More]

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Stoned! Lindsay Lohan

February 23, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Fugly , Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Lindsay Lohan , Mischa Barton

[Breakfast: Ess-a-Bagel everything bagel with vegetable tofu cream cheese] Click Photos to Enlarge Leggings with sweatshirts or shirts are the new Juicy Couture track suits: Just because they're trendy, doesn't mean that you should wear them. I know that LL...[More]

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Platinum Hair is Trendy

February 22, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Fashion Accessory Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood , Kate Moss

Click Photo to Enlarge The new "It" hairstyle is short and platinum blonde. Remember when Kate Moss (above far right) shorn her trademark brownish-blonde locks and went platinum? I wish she would do it again. Model Carolyn Murphy didn't...[More]

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Gossip for Breakfast

February 22, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood

Which self-obsessed starlet spends her down time on movie sets cutting out pictures of herself from the tabloids and pasting them into a photo album? I would totally have my assistant or publicist do that....[More]

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K-Fed Goes in for the Kill

February 22, 2007
Part of: Britney , Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Music

[Breakfast: vanilla yogurt with cereal] Click Photo to Enlarge Fed-Ex is a busy man--which consists of being a stoner and doing nothing. So he should push for full-custody of Sean Preston and Jayden James while Brit's at her lowest point...[More]

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Fashion Accessory Du Jour

February 21, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Fashion Accessory Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood , LA

Click Photo to Enlarge Hilary Duff went shopping the other day in Beverly Hills. I hope she doesn't have any ugly Louis Vuitton luggage in her shopping bag. I do like her rock n' roll purse, but don't you think...[More]

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Angelina 'Ana' Forever

February 21, 2007
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Brangelina , Gossip , Hollywood , Literati , Rant

Click Photos to Enlarge All of the tabloids are jumping on the "Angelina is Ana" bandwagon. Angelina has appeared underweight for a long time now--I've mentioned her ana-esque frame here multiple times--and I think it's pretty rude to blame...[More]

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Fashionista Du Jour

February 21, 2007
Part of: Christina Ricci , Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photos to Enlarge Christina Ricci is currently promoting her latest film Black Snake Moan and has somehow turned into a femme fatale. I don't know if she's had surgery, stopped doing drugs and/or drinking (not that she ever...[More]

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Cameron's Smart Post-Breakup Life

February 21, 2007
Part of: Cameron Diaz , Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photo to Enlarge Cameron Diaz is a smart girl. She knows exactly what to do after a bad celebrity breakup. (Jessica Simpson should take note for future breakups, though her popularity and career are waning). Sure there were rumors...[More]

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In and Out, In and Out --- That's What Rehab is all About

February 21, 2007
Part of: Britney , Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Music

[Breakfast: half English muffin with butter and strawberry jam. Chai with milk.] Click Photo to Enlarge OK. I've thought long and hard about Britney's 'situation' on my flight from LA to NYC. The best way to get Britney to stay...[More]

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Flashdance Posh

February 19, 2007
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , LA

Click Photos to Enlarge Jennifer Beals looks way hotter than Posh. You know that the women behind Posh at The Ivy are thinking the same thing. Related Entries: Keeping up with the Beckhams Posh Loves Bows In the Cut...[More]

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Wigtastic!

February 19, 2007
Part of: Britney , Fugly , Gossip , Hollywood , Music , Trick Or Treat , Wigtastic!

Click Photo to Enlarge Grandma Spears went out on the town last night. (Yay! I can recycle my 'Bonnie Parker' wig for Halloween now.) Grandma went to The Roxy for a karaoke party, but allegedly had to go to the...[More]

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Diary of a Mad Celebrity

February 19, 2007
Part of: Britney , Gossip , Hollywood , Music

Click Photos to Enlarge I don't even have anything sarky to say about Britney. A sane woman doesn't shave her head and then get 2 tattoos. A sane woman doesn't have eyes like Britney's in the picture below. And...[More]

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Celebrity Escorts

February 19, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Paris Hilton

Click Photos to Enlarge Everyone's focusing on how Paris Hilton was pelted by cigarettes and lipstick during an appearance in Vienna, but the crowd that was doing it were clearly welcoming her since they were Communists--duh! What's more interesting,...[More]

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Friday Eye Candy

February 18, 2007
Part of: Friday Eye Candy , Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photos to Enlarge When I came across these pictures of Josh Duhamel, I did a double take. Pictures of Josh without his Fugly Fergie? Fergie is always with Josh, which I understand because she must be paranoid about...[More]

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Fashion Friday: Geek or Chic?

February 16, 2007
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Fashion , Fugly , Gossip , Hollywood , The Olsens , Trick Or Treat

Click Photos to Enlarge Plaid is still going strong. Posh should've copied MK and bought her own Marc Jacobs $1,000 + plaid wrap to cover her bones instead of wearing skin-tight tartan....[More]

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Quote of the Week

February 15, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip

Click Photos to Enlarge Peaches Geldof , 17, had some harsh words for Madonna at the Elle Style Awards. "In the Eighties Madonna was a style icon but now she's rehashing everything that's been done already...I am definitely not...[More]

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"Not Ana" Jodie Kidd

February 15, 2007
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Fashion , Gossip

Click Photos to Enlarge Jodie Kidd's extreme thinness used to haunt me when she was a famous model. I was quite young at the time, but still remember that her face looked impossibly flat and angular. During Jodie's modelling...[More]

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Entertainers are the Real Liars

February 15, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Music , Rant , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge Wouldn't it be cool if celebrities just came out and said that they had plastic surgery and did drugs? I mean, I'd really respect Paula Abdul if she said that she liked using drugs and...[More]

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Beyonce Illustrated

February 15, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Literati , Music

Click Photo to Enlarge Beyonce on Beyonce: "Damn, girl. I can't believe you didn't get an Oscar nomination. Now you have to act happy about being on the cover of stupid-ass Sports Illustrated magazine. Yeah, joy." Related Entries: GG Goes...[More]

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A Fugly Valentine's Day

February 15, 2007
Part of: Fugly , Gossip , Hollywood , Jessica Simpson , LA , Music , Trick Or Treat

[Breakfast: a biscuit with butter and strawberry jam, slice of cantaloupe, and green tea.] Click Photos to Enlarge This is for all of you Valentine's Day haters out there. How sad is it that Jessica bought John peach roses for...[More]

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Lindsay Lohan Hearts Marilyn

February 13, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Lindsay Lohan

Click Photos to Enlarge Lindsay Lohan has purchased one of Marilyn Monroe's former residences, a 2-bedroom ground-floor apartment in the West Hollywood El Palacio Apartments. Marilyn's former address via Marilyn Monroe Pages etc.: El Palaccio Apts. 8491-8499 Fountain Ave...[More]

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Britney Gone Wilder

February 13, 2007
Part of: Britney , Gossip , Music , NYC

Click Photos to Enlarge Britney keeps on going and going. At a NYC club on Sunday night, she allegedly got sick of her slutty red dress and asked the club's dancers to help her find a new outfit. She...[More]

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Fashionista Du Jour

February 13, 2007
Part of: Drew Barrymore , Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood , Music

Click Photos to Enlarge Drew Barrymore is looking smoking hot these days while promoting Music & Lyrics. I guess she was smart to break-up with Fabrizio. I didn't include a picture of Hugh Grant 'cause I don't fancy him...[More]

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Fashion Friday: "The Hottie and The Nottie" Costumes Exclusive -- Part 2

February 09, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Sparkly

Click Photos to Enlarge Marilyn Monroe was the Hollywood icon that most inspired The Hottie and the Nottie's costume designer Christopher Lawrence for Paris Hilton's costumes. Brigitte Bardot was a lesser one. Christopher wanted everything that Cristabel (Paris) wore...[More]

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Fashion Friday: Paris Hilton's Jewelry in "The Hottie and the Nottie" Exclusive

February 09, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Fashion Accessory Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photo to Enlarge Paris Hilton's jewelry in "The Hottie and the Nottie" consisted of a delicate 18k gold and diamond butterfly necklace that was designed by Cynthia Bach and the movie's costume designer, Christopher Lawrence. Her diamond briallete earrings...[More]

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Anna Nicole Smith is Gone

February 08, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Television

Click Photo to Enlarge How tragic is it that Anna Nicole Smith died today? She seemed to have spent a lot of her life drugged out (as seen on reality show) and I was always concerned that she would O.D....[More]

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Fashion Week Fur

February 08, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , The Olsens

[Breakfast: marble pound cake and chamomile tea] Click Photos to Enlarge Diddy to Jay: "Dude, one of the Olsen twins is wearing my raccoon dog vest, or is it one of yours?" Jay Z: "Uh, oh. PETA is going to...[More]

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Fashion Week: Faces of Death

February 08, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Fugly , Gossip , Hollywood , Trick Or Treat

Click Photos to Enlarge I probably should've waited until the late afternoon for the Pacific Standard Time people before I posted this. Sorry if the extreme fugliness ruins your lunch. The sad thing about Joan Rivers' extreme plasticness is...[More]

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I See Stars in NYC

February 08, 2007
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Food , Gossip , Hollywood , Music , NYC , Nicole Richie , Slice of Life , Travel

Click Photo to Enlarge DK and I went out to dinner at a restaurant called Aspen last night. It's decorated like a modern ski lodge--kind of. There's a fire in the middle with seating around it like a community table....[More]

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Happy Birthday, Ashton!

February 07, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood

[Brunch: a lobster sandwich and Bellini from Brasserie] Click Photo to Enlarge Today is Ashton Kutcher's 3rd, 4th, or 5th time turning 29. What do you think? Related Entries: Ashton Kutcher's Real Age Ashton Kutcher vs. The Village People Fashionistas...[More]

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Reality or Fiction

February 07, 2007
Part of: Britney , Gossip , Hollywood , Literati , Mischa Barton , Music

Click Photos to Enlarge Brit's playing the publicity game again. Remember when she told an x17online.com paparazzi guy that she and Isaac Cohen had broken up a few weeks ago? That was a lie. Now US Weekly is reporting...[More]

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Another Hollywood Brunette

February 07, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Jessica Simpson

Click Photos to Enlarge Charlize Theron and Jessica Simpson have joined Team Brunette, though Jessica's hair is more of an auburn shade. Charlize could dye her hair any color and look gorgeous. I'm kind of sick of Jess' boring...[More]

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Not Paris' New Boyfriend

February 07, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Paris Hilton

Click Photos to Enlarge To set the record straight, Paris is with her The Hottie and the Nottie co-star Joel David Moore in the first and second picture. Also seen in the second picture on the left is co-producer...[More]

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Why I Hate Rachel McAdams

February 06, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Rant

A reader writes: "I'm writing in reguards to your amateur gossiping website and it's hateful tones towards Rachel(and Ryan). I'm not quite sure why you've decided to target Rachel in such a rude manner, jealousy maybe, but she is...[More]

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Happy Monday!

February 05, 2007
Part of: Gossip , NYC , Paris Hilton , Slice of Life , Travel

Hey, I'll be in transit to NYC today. Normal posting will resume on Tuesday. You can look forward to my wrap up of The Hottie and the Nottie along with a detailed fashion report. The production wrapped on Saturday night,...[More]

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Tyra is Fat

February 02, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Rant , Television

Click Photo to Enlarge I like how Tyra's suddenly sticking up for 'fat' women now that she's been called the F-word. In the past, Tyra has called contestants on America's Next Top Model fat and has even made fun of...[More]

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Fashion Accessory Du Jour

February 02, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Fashion Accessory Du Jour , Gossip , Literati , NYC

Click Photo to Enlarge I love this bag. It's pretty impractical, but I like it's vintage feel. I'd bring my Louis Vuitton Monogram Satin Aumônière out to dinner or for special occasions. Julia Roitfeld (the daughter of Paris Vogue's editor,...[More]

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Friday Eye Candy

February 02, 2007
Part of: Friday Eye Candy , Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photo to Enlarge I haven't seen a picture of Gael Garcia Bernal in a long time. He's still a hottie. I looked him up on IMDB and realized that he's mostly doing Spanish films now. WHY? My Spanish isn't...[More]

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Mena Goes Fergie Chic

February 01, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Fugly , Gossip , Hollywood , Music , NYC

Click Photos to Enlarge Mena Suvari better watch out or she'll turn into Fergie. I don't know why she'd want a hairstyle that makes her look so much older. She looks OK with brown hair, but those bangs are...[More]

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Jeremy Gay

February 01, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Literati

Click Photo to Enlarge Jeremy Gay Piven is such a joker. In Playboy's March issue he spoke out on why he's still single. "I'd love to have a girlfriend - if I weren't gay,"... "That's right, I'm gay! I'm gayer...[More]

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'Ana' Alert vs. Non-'Ana' Alert

January 31, 2007
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Britney , Gossip , Hollywood , LA

Click Photos to Enlarge Thank God that Britney Spears isn't going to become 'Ana' anytime soon. On a recent jaunt to Ralphs she dropped her receipt and US Magazine just happened to get hold of it (or something like...[More]

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Bags That Hide Starlets -- Guess Who?

January 31, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Fashion Accessory Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photo to Enlarge Guess Who?...[More]

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Paris' Blankee

January 31, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Fashion Accessory Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Paris Hilton

Click Photos to Enlarge You always see pictures of stars on film sets in Ugg boots and North Face puffy coats, but how often are stars papped in luxurious chenille blankets in an array of colors? Paris' blankies on...[More]

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Gossip For Breakfast

January 31, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood

[Breakfast: gummi cola bottles] Click Photo to Enlarge This is a really horrid picture of Rachel McAdams. Bad, bad lighting. I know that I was just complaining about how annoying she his yesterday, but I also complimented her on using...[More]

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Fashionista Du Jour

January 30, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Reese Witherspoon

Click Photos to Enlarge All Reese had to do to become a smoking hot mama was divorce her husband, Ryan Phillipe. If only other things in life were so simple. Here's Reese at the SAG Awards looking like the...[More]

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Courtney Wants to be an American Idiot, I Mean Idol

January 30, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Music , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge American Idol allegedly wants to replace one alcoholic-druggie judge, Paula Abdul, with another one -- Courtney Love. I might start watching American Idol again if they do that. Someone was just telling me the other...[More]

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Copycat Sienna

January 30, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Fugly , Gossip , Hollywood , Lindsay Lohan , NYC , Sienna Miller

Click Photos to Enlarge WTF is Sienna Miller's problem? I know that the most glaring one is that she can't act, but is she so desperate to be trendsetting that she has to copy Linday Lohan's rehab look? Sienna...[More]

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The Bling Bling Stroller

January 30, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Fashion Accessory Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood , Music

[Breakfast: oatmeal with oat milk] Click Photos to Enlarge I haven't written about Gwen Stefani for a long time. Frankly, she's become boring and overexposed. I only really liked her when she was pregnant, so unless she becomes pregnant again...[More]

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Rachel McAdams Needs to Go Away

January 30, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photos to Enlarge Rachel McAdams is suddenly in the spotlight again due to the Oscar nomination of her boyfriend, Ryan Gosling. (Has anyone even seen Half Nelson?) McAdams with her precious pink highlights and ugly white pumps (her...[More]

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What Starlets Do Instead of Getting High

January 30, 2007
Part of: Britney , Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Lindsay Lohan , Nicole Richie

Click Photos to Enlarge Poor Lindsay and Nicole. The whole world is waiting with baited breath to see when they'll be caught wasted again. Nicole has tried to clean up her image by going Bergdorf Blonde and dressing like...[More]

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A Match Made in Boredom

January 29, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Jessica Simpson , Music

Click Photo to Enlarge You know how I've said in the past how boring Jessica Simpson and John Mayer seem and wondered what they had to talk about? Well, today one of my sources confirmed my suspicions. My source revealed...[More]

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Fashionista Du Jour

January 29, 2007
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood , LA

[Breakfast: Baked Lays with sour cream and onion dip] Click Photos to Enlarge The SAG Awards are always so boring. I watched them for 15 minutes last night before falling asleep. The only good thing that can be said about...[More]

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Paris Exposes Her Feelings

January 29, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Paris Hilton

Click Photos to Enlarge Paris Hilton allegedy wrote about her feelings regarding ParisExposed.com on Stavros Niarchos' official myspace page. Please note that I have no proof that this is real. Even if it's fake, I can tell you that...[More]

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MK Hearts Shaggy Dogs

January 29, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , The Olsens

Click Photos to Enlarge MK's latest fashion icon is the shaggy dog. I wonder if PETA would be OK with MK's vest if it were skinned from her own dead pet? Ironically, people are seen all day long walking...[More]

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Hollywood 101

January 24, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Lindsay Lohan

Click Photo to Enlarge Everyone is assuming that Lindsay Lohan is going to rehab to get help. Given that she's allowed to work during the day and only has to spend the night at Wonderland--that's highly doubtful. Her current film's...[More]

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Bags That Hide Starlets -- Part 5

January 24, 2007
Part of: Ashlee Simpson , Fashion , Fashion Accessory Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood , Jessica Simpson , Music

Click Photos to Enlarge Jessica's even gotten John Mayer into hiding himself with a bag. This is Jess' best bag placement ever considering she has a bag in front and back of her. Other starlets should take note. Below we...[More]

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Katie Still Has Paris

January 24, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , TomKat

Click Photos to Enlarge Poor Katie. There's no doubt now that her twenties have been snatched away from her. Tom doesn't want anyone else being attracted to his Katie, so she's been relegated to dressing like a 70 year-old....[More]

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Paris Exposed

January 23, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Paris Hilton

I would not be happy if I were Paris Hilton right now. I heard a rumor that her stolen diary was going public today, but didn't realize it was all the items that had been in her storage unit....[More]

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"The Hottie and the Nottie" Exclusive Set Report -- Part 3

January 23, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Paris Hilton

Click Photos to Enlarge “Do you think they’re filming Ugly Betty?” one homeless guy said to another as they walked past the Venice set of The Hottie and the Nottie. (Ugly Betty had been filming at the Santa Monica...[More]

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Stoned!

January 22, 2007
Part of: Brangelina , Fugly , Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Lindsay Lohan , Music , Paris Hilton , Stoned!

Click Photo to Enlarge --Keith Urban and Miss USA, Tara Conner, have both checked out of rehab. Good, now the media can put 100% of their focus on Lindsay Lohan’s rehabilitation at Wonderland. She’s a million times more interesting. I...[More]

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Mena Suvari Misses the '80s

January 22, 2007
Part of: Fugly , Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photos to Enlarge Mena Suvari is obviously on a tropical holiday (bitch!) with her boyfriend, Mike "Murda" Carrasco. I'm sure they're in Miami or the Carribean having a great time swimming, boozing, copulating, etc. The thing that I...[More]

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Celebrity Makeover: Uma Thurman

January 22, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood

[Breakfast: oatmeal with oat milk] Click Photos to Enlarge Uma looked good in the above bathing suit photos taken in the last six months considering that she's 36 and a mother of two. But I called her out for wearing...[More]

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Britney's First Few Weeks of 2007

January 19, 2007
Part of: Britney , Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Music

Click Photos to Enlarge Gets really wasted on New Year's Eve because that's what all the cool kids do. A few days later gets so wasted that she turns into a ghost at Le Deux in Hollywood. Feels guilty...[More]

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GG -- Grecian Chic

January 19, 2007
Part of: Cameron Diaz , Drew Barrymore , Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Sienna Miller

Click Photos to Enlarge I personally would be mortified to show up at a major awards ceremony wearing the same trendy look as multiple other starlets. The only one who makes the look their own is Salma Hayek. She...[More]

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Bags That Hide Starlets -- Part 4

January 19, 2007
Part of: Cameron Diaz , Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photos to Enlarge I was going to call this entry "Totes That Hide Starlets" but Maria Menunous' bag seems like a cross between a duffle and a purse. It's so confusing these days with supersized purses that would...[More]

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“The Hottie and The Nottie” Set Report Exclusive – Part 2

January 18, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Paris Hilton

Before I start my report, I need to clear up the logline for The Hottie and the Nottie. The movie is about an average guy who has to find a boyfriend for the object of his affection’s trollish friend before...[More]

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The Power of PoshKat

January 17, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , LA , TomKat

Click Photo to Enlarge Watch out Britney, Paris, and Kim Kardasian! There's a new BFF in town which the paparazzi will flock to in lieu of your tired assess. Katie Holmes isn't going to break up with her Transatlantic BFF,...[More]

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Quote of the Week

January 17, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Lindsay Lohan

Click Photo to Enlarge The moment we've all been waiting for has finally happened: Lindsay Lohan has entered rehab. My sources told me about a year and a half ago that she allegedly entered rehab then, but it was never...[More]

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Stoned!

January 17, 2007
Part of: Brangelina , Gossip , Hollywood , Music , Nicole Richie , Paris Hilton , Stoned! , Television

Click Photo to Enlarge --ANTM runner up, Melrose Bickerstaff, clung to Jeremy Piven all night at two Golden Globe parties. I would have aimed a little higher if I were Melrose, but the two seem well suited to each other...[More]

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Best Of The Golden Globes

January 16, 2007
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Brangelina , Cameron Diaz , Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Jessica Alba

Click Photos to Enlarge I liked the simplicity of Ali Larter and Hilary Swank's dresses, but Hilary looks like a contender for 'Ana' Watch. I hate to mention Brangelina, but Angie pulled off a St. John dress without looking...[More]

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GG: Vintage Gone Wrong

January 16, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Fugly , Gossip , Hollywood , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge Julia Louis-Dreyfus couldn't have picked an uglier dress. There's no way I'm going to call that "thing" a gown. Her poor breasts are flattened and what exactly is she holding? Is it a domino box...[More]

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Golden Globes Wigtastic!

January 16, 2007
Part of: Fugly , Gossip , Television , Wigtastic!

Click Photo to Enlarge Umm..apparently Vanessa Williams is like the diva bitch she plays on "Ugly Betty." Why else would her hair stylist and makeup artist and stylist let her leave the house with that horrible wig? I was so...[More]

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GG Goes Dynasty

January 16, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Fugly , Gossip , Hollywood , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge We all know that Beyonce is a shining star and worth her weight in gold and diamonds, but wearing a dress that reflects this is OTT. FYI: Dressing like an Oscar doesn't mean that you're...[More]

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Golden Globes 07' -- Reese Witherspoon

January 16, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Reese Witherspoon

Click Photo to Enlarge OMG, Reese Witherspoon's new motto is totally I'm Sexy and Single. I never thought that she had any sex appeal, but she's obviously getting some action now. The long hair and sexy dress aren't bad either....[More]

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Tallulah "Belle of the Ball" Willis

January 16, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photo to Enlarge There's no doubt in my mind that Tallulah Belle Willis will have a career in anything but acting. While her sister Scout is working weekends at Marc Jacobs to get an early start on her fashion...[More]

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Fashion is Fashion

January 15, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , The Olsens

Click Photos to Enlarge MK looks to boys for style inspiration while Ashley favors Hollywood starlets from the past. Ashley recently told Bliss magazine:"I like old movie stars like Audrey Hepburn and Rita Hayworth - they were so stylish."...[More]

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Not Another Breakup

January 11, 2007
Part of: Cameron Diaz , Gossip , Hollywood , Music

Click Photo to Enlarge Call me old-fashioned, but I didn't want to say that Just and Cam were splitsville until it was officially announced. If I had know how lame the announcement was going to be, I would have written...[More]

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Fashionista Du Jour

January 11, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photo to Enlarge Elisha Cuthbert is the most fashionable novice ice skater I've ever seen. Of course, these stills are from a romantic comedy she's filming called My Sassy Girl. The film is a remake of a Korean film...[More]

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Braless on TRL

January 11, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Music , NYC

Click Photos to Enlarge Apparently MTV doesn't require their VJ's to wear bras--the only requirement is that they're perky. Vanessa Minnillo aka Ms. Nick Lachey was happy to demonstrate this the other day on TRL. Related Entries: Fashion Rocks...[More]

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Keeping up with The Beckhams

January 11, 2007
Part of: Gossip , LA

[Breakfast: Green tea and half of a peanut butter and chocolate cupcake] Click Photo to Enlarge Posh, Becks, and their children (their names don't matter yet) are finally moving to Lalaland. Now we'll get more paparazzi pictures of Katie Holmes...[More]

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'Ana' Alert

January 11, 2007
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Gossip , Hollywood , Keira Knightley

Click Photos to Enlarge I'm really sick of doing 'Ana' Alerts for Keira Knightley. There's just no good reason for her to have bones jutting out everywhere. I get her body type. It's annoying to have bigger thighs and...[More]

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The Breakup x 2

January 10, 2007
Part of: Drew Barrymore , Gossip , Hollywood

I don't know if I believe that Drew Barrymore and Fabrizio Moretti are really broken up as US Weekly is reporting. They're probably just on sabbatical again. It gets tough dating a rock star and vice versa. Drew should...[More]

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Fashionista Du Jour

January 10, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood , Sienna Miller

[Breakfast: half of a toasted pumpernickel bagel with cream cheese and a tomato slice.] Click Photos to Enlarge I hate when I have to praise Sienna Miller for something. Unfortunately, she was a true glamourista in this vintage dress by...[More]

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A Friend of the Devil is a Friend of Mine

January 10, 2007
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Brangelina , Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photos to Enlarge It appears that Brangie's deal with the devil has lapsed just in time for the premiere of God Grew Tired of Us. Brad's looking tired and wrinkly while Angie looks like a cross between a...[More]

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Biel/Jeter vs. Richie/Madden

January 10, 2007
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Nicole Richie , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge I know, I know...more bathing suits. I wish I were on a tropical island sipping a pina colada right now, OK??? I have to live vicariously through chicks like Jessica Biel and Nicole Richie until...[More]

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From the Set of "The Hottie and The Nottie" -- *BAT Exclusive*

January 09, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Paris Hilton , Slice of Life , Sparkly

Click Photos to Enlarge I keep on seeing paparazzi shots of Paris Hilton on various blogs (even Perez Hilton’s) that show her supposedly on set of The Hottie and The Nottie or coming from acting class. The pictures of her...[More]

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Dirt

January 08, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Rant , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge Did any of you guys see Dirt's premiere last week? The show literally looked dirty because it was lit so darkly. DK and I thought it had to be a mistake, so we turned off our...[More]

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Fashion Friday: Scarlett Lips

January 08, 2007
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Fashion , Fashion Accessory Du Jour , Fugly , Gossip , Hollywood , Music , The Olsens , Trick Or Treat

Click Photos to Enlarge Red bags and red shoes are soo 2006. Now it's all about the red lip. Maggie Grace and MK painted their lips red to go with their new brown and blonde hair, respectively. Red can...[More]

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Fashion Friday: Bikini Watch

January 08, 2007
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Fashion , Fugly , Gossip , Hollywood , Jessica Alba , Lindsay Lohan

Click Photos to Enlarge Lilo, Jessica Alba and Jessica Biel all have cute new bikinis. I don't know about Jessica Biel's, though. White bathing suits scare me. I'd be worried that a pap would get a see-through shot. I...[More]

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Breakfast At Tyra's (NOT)

January 08, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Rant , Television

[Breakfast: fruit and yogurt with oats] Click Photo to Enlarge OMG, I practically died when I saw these pictures of Tyra Banks in the latest issue of Vanity Fair. She's one of the least Audrey Hepburnish people --in character and...[More]

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Bags That Dwarf Starlets -- Part 7

January 05, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Fashion Accessory Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood , Reese Witherspoon

Click Photos to Enlarge This $1,445 Miu Miu purse looked like a normal size in pictures, but on an actual petite person like Reese Witherspoon it's huge. No wonder she can't find anything in it. Related Entries: Bags That...[More]

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Nelly Furtado Doing "The Sexy"

January 05, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Fugly , Gossip , Music

[Breakfast: 2 cranberry/mini-chocolate chip/oatmeal cookies] Click Photos to Enlarge I've never seen Nelly Furtado perform live, but her old vibe used to be young and urban mixed in with some hippie. Now that her new album has a different sound,...[More]

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Friday Eye Candy

January 05, 2007
Part of: Friday Eye Candy , Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photo to Enlarge Daniel Craig looks super-hot in this picture for W magazine. Um, now about Nicole Kidman. Yes, she looks stunning, but her picture is way too photoshopped. This creates a weird juxtaposition between the two actors. They're...[More]

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Not So 'Ana' Ashlee

January 04, 2007
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Ashlee Simpson , Gossip , Hollywood , Music

[Breakfast: wheat bread with peanut butter and green tea] Click Photos to Enlarge Hmm...I'm kind of shocked by Ashlee's body in a bikini. I thought she had no curves. It looks like she has a Niki Hilton body type--curvy around...[More]

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Another Day, Another Emergency

January 04, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Lindsay Lohan

Click Photo to Enlarge What a difference a few days make. Days ago Lindsay was celebrating Jane Fonda's 69th birthday (she doesn't look that old) with director Garry Marshall on the set of Georgia Rules. How sweet was Jane to...[More]

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Eurotrash Babes

January 04, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Fashion Accessory Du Jour , Fugly , Gossip , Hollywood , Paris Hilton

Click Photos to Enlarge Mirror, Mirror on the Bag (Louis Vuitton) Who's the Ugliest of Them All? That would be Kim Kardasian. Paris seriously looks like the prettiest woman in the world standing next to her. Both of the...[More]

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Julia + Danny + Baby

January 03, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photo to Enlarge Julia Roberts and Danny Moder are having another baby. I predict that it's a boy and they will name him Theonious. Above we have the happy couple in NYC, and below the lovely family is seen...[More]

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I Pray to Angelina

January 03, 2007
Part of: Brangelina , Gossip , Hollywood , Trick Or Treat

Click Photo to Enlarge How cool is this painting by Kate Kretz? It and another version can be found here on her blog. They will be on exhibit at the Chelsea Galleria booth at the Art Miami Fair, January 5-8th....[More]

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What Hollywood Did For NYE

January 03, 2007
Part of: Britney , Fugly , Gossip , Hollywood , Jessica Simpson , Lindsay Lohan , NYC , Nicole Richie

Click Photos to Enlarge Jessica Simpson: "I hung out with John Mayer because daddy said it would help my image." John Mayer: "Jessica is totally boring like me, but is good eye candy. My publicist said we should be...[More]

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Moss-Doherty Marriage

January 03, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Kate Moss

[Breakfast: a mango lassi] Click Photos to Enlarge "Ha, ha...dumbass people at The Mirror. We so did not get married. Maybe we will in the future or maybe we won't. Wouldn't you like to know?" If I were them, I'd...[More]

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'Ana' Alert

January 02, 2007
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Gossip , Hollywood , Jessica Alba , Jessica Simpson

Click Photos to Enlarge Jessica Alba needs to eat, but I doubt she will anytime soon considering this recent quote: “I have curves, but I don’t really like them. I wish I was skinnier and taller.” [Source] She really...[More]

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A New Year and New Hair

January 02, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , LA , The Olsens

[Breakfast: a pumpkin chocolate chip muffin and green tea] Click Photo to Enlarge Can't MK and Ashley Olsen commit to anything? At least Ashley waited a few weeks before going blonde again. I was beginning to like her as a...[More]

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Happy New Year!

January 02, 2007
Part of: Fugly , Gossip , Hollywood , Sparkly

Who better to ring in the new year with than Jemima Khan and Hugh Grant? This picture was taken at some party a couple of weeks before the new year. And, no, the party didn't have a Pimp's and...[More]

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Friday Eye Candy

December 22, 2006
Part of: Friday Eye Candy , Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photos to Enlarge Jake Gyllenhaal has a hot body--really hot. Kirsten Dunst must be bummed that she doesn't date him anymore....[More]

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Stars Holiday Shopping

December 22, 2006
Part of: Brangelina , Cameron Diaz , Drew Barrymore , Fashion , Fugly , Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Nicole Richie , The Olsens , TomKat

Click Photos to Enlarge Kitson is one of those stores that I go in and never find anything I like. I really don't get the hype, because it just seems like another overpriced store to me. (I feel the...[More]

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Page Six Sucks / BAT Rocks!

December 22, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Jessica Alba , Paris Hilton

Breakfast at Tiffany's exclusively brought you the news Dec. 19th that the People magazine picture of Paris Hilton supposedly coming from acting class was really a picture of her leaving a rehearsal for The Hottie and The Nottie. Seen in...[More]

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Mariah's White Christmas(s)

December 21, 2006
Part of: Fugly , Gossip , Music , Trick Or Treat

Click Photos to Enlarge Mariah Carey is still soo Mariah Carey. She's bold to wear such tight leggings. I don't think anyone looks good with their posterior hanging out of leggings--this look only works for yoga class or the...[More]

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Britney's New M.O.

December 21, 2006
Part of: Britney , Fugly , Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photos to Enlarge Britney seems to think that she can erase her slutty clothes and slutty behavior from our memories if she wears normal clothes every other day. The picture on the left (and pictures below) were taken...[More]

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Caridee's Seventeen Magazine Cover

December 20, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Literati , Paris Hilton , Television

Click Photo to Enlarge Yes, I'm tres happy that Caridee won America's Next Top Model instead of bitchy, kiss-ass, Melrose. Melrose probably cries herself to sleep at night because she hasn't been cast in anything yet. Auditions are soo unfair....[More]

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Kate Hudson @ Malibu Shaman

December 20, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , LA

**Pictures removed at owner's request** Kate Hudson enjoyed shopping at Malibu Shaman despite the pesky paparazzi. Wow, she shops like me when I go there. 1. look through books to find some piece of wisdom (that I forget about in...[More]

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Ooops...I Got Another Tattoo

December 20, 2006
Part of: Britney , Gossip , Hollywood , Lindsay Lohan , Sienna Miller

Click Photo to Enlarge Oh, Britney. Have you not learned anything in 25 years? You're not supposed to get the trendiest tattoo in Hollywood that multiple starlets like Lindsay Lohan and Sienna Miller possess. Though, perhaps the star is symbolic...[More]

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Fashionista Du Jour

December 20, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood , Keira Knightley

Click Photos to Enlarge Keira Knightley rocks her dark brown locks when she wears a lot of makeup. I like her little-girl-gone-goth look here. Yeah, she's looking way 'ana' again. I'm so sick of these starving starlets. Please eat....[More]

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The Hottie

December 19, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Paris Hilton

Click Photo to Enlarge Paris was actually coming from a rehearsal on her new film and not an acting class like People reported. In the background is the director of The Hottie and the Nottie, Tom Putnam, and Joel David...[More]

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Cameron on 'The Skinny'

December 19, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Cameron Diaz , Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood

[Breakfast: pumpkin pie w/ whipped cream] Click Photos to Enlarge I don't know why Cameron Diaz talked about The Skinny Debate in an interview when she has recently lost more weight. It's true that she's never been voluptuous, but she...[More]

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No Ass Celebs

December 18, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Gossip , Hollywood , The Olsens

Click Photos to Enlarge Why you should be thankful that you have an ass. I'm sure that MK, Gisele and Renee had posteriors at some point. Well, we have proof via Bridget Jones Diary that Renee did....[More]

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Druggie Food

December 18, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Gossip , Nicole Richie , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge I know some of you would love to go on The Junk Food Diet. How cool would it be to eat doughnuts and cookies all day and be tiny? Well, the only way to go...[More]

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Britney's Popularity is Waning

December 18, 2006
Part of: Britney , Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photos to Enlarge Britney got booed at a Lakers game over the weekend after being displayed on the Jumbotron with sis Jamie Lynn. That can't be good for her career, but her agent Jason Trawick (pictured above) doesn't seem...[More]

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Who Wore it Best?

December 18, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton & Heather Locklear Click Photos to Enlarge I saw this T-bags dress in Saks over the weekend. I was tempted to try it on, but it was cold and rainy and I'm not going somewhere tropical anytime soon....[More]

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MK Goes Blondie Blonde

December 18, 2006
Part of: Fugly , Gossip , Hollywood , LA , The Olsens

Click Photos to Enlarge Hmm...I know that the coolest thing to do when everyone else is dying their hair brown is to do the polar opposite and dye your hair platinum blonde. However, if you don't have the coloring...[More]

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Fashionista Du Jour

December 15, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photos to Enlarge Jessica Biel demonstrates how to look like a Hollywood starlet without trying too hard. This is a hard look to achieve, and she has it down. Related Entries: Fashionista Du Jour Starlets with Dogs Friday...[More]

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Celebrity Makeover

December 15, 2006
Part of: Britney , Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Music , Paris Hilton

Click Photo to Enlarge I don't know who told Britney that a bra and dead bird necklace were appropriate club attire. I mean, even Paris Hilton wouldn't wear that. (OK, she would at the Playboy Mansion.) Brit's dressing like a...[More]

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Fashion Accessory Du Jour -- Prada Bags

December 15, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Fashion Accessory Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photos to Enlarge All I want for Christmas is a Prada bag. Actually, I want this for my holiday gift. I wouldn't be upset if someone gave me a Prada bag, though. Claudia Schiffer uses hers to hide...[More]

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Code Blue 'Ana' Alert

December 14, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Brangelina , Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , NYC

Click Photos to Enlarge What's up with Angelina? She's wearing a dress that is soo fiftysomething because she has to cover her bones. It's nice to not have to see her stick arms and legs, but I've rarely seen...[More]

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Friends Don't Let Friends Do Drugs

December 14, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Nicole Richie , Paris Hilton , Television

Click Photo to Enlarge It looks like news has been slow and that's why Splash News is hypothesizing that the photo below of "white stuff" up Paris Hilton's nose is cocaine. Even if it were, it wouldn't be that interesting....[More]

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Ashley Olsen: 20 Going on 35

December 14, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , LA , The Olsens

Click Photos to Enlarge I had a really hard time trying to figure out what age Ashley Olsen most emulates. Like her crocodile tote should be worn by women over 50, the same goes for her fur wrap. Her...[More]

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Fashionista Du Jour

December 12, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photo to Enlarge Jessica Biel is really pretty except for her fish lips. I wish actresses would wait until they're older to do some of the plastic stuff. Keira Knightley and Ashley Olsen have also commited this plastic sin....[More]

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Hello Shiloh!

December 12, 2006
Part of: Brangelina , Gossip , Hollywood , Literati

[Breakfast: organic unsweetened apple sauce and toast] Click Photos to Enlarge I'm really trying not to O.D. on Brangelina, so I was happy to come across these images of Shiloh and the rest of the Jolie-Pitt clan from Hello! magazine....[More]

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Scarlett vs. Louis Vuitton

December 12, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Fashion Accessory Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood , Scarlett Johansson

Click Photo to Enlarge I don't know about these Louis Vuitton Spring 2007 pictures featuring Scarlett Johansson. They're soo photoshopped and seem really forced. They're probably supposed to be etheral and whimsical, but they don't make sense to me. The...[More]

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Nicole's Message

December 12, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Nicole Richie , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge Pre-DUI, Nicole Richie enjoyed hiking with a friend and shopping on Sunday. Doesn't she look hungover on that hike? Like most famous people in the entertainment industry who receive DUI's, Nicole has not apologized for...[More]

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The Hilton Sisters: Sluts or Ladies?

December 11, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photos to Enlarge The picture on the right was taken the other day at a charity event in Miami. The picture on the left was taken this year (I assume) at the Playboy mansion. I don't know. I...[More]

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Nicole Richie Is Not An Alcoholic

December 11, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Nicole Richie

At least we now know that Nicole Richie is not addicted to vodka and that she's still a skeleton. TMZ reports that: "Nicole Richie was arrested for DUI early Monday morning. She was booked at 4:50 AM today and...[More]

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It's a White Christmas for Angelina

December 11, 2006
Part of: Brangelina , Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , NYC

[Breakfast: a small eggnog latte from Peet's] Click Photos to See Brad And The Kids OMG, Angelina Jolie has worn white at least three times this past week. I think that's a record. I guess she's feeling particularly virtuous. How...[More]

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Fashionista Du Jour

December 11, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photos to Enlarge Here we have Cate Blanchett at the premiere of The Good German. I love her dress by Versace. Unfortunately, Cate is still totally 'ana.' She doesn't even need to do a special pose to look...[More]

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Posh Loves Bows

December 08, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip

Click Photos to Enlarge What is is with Victoria Beckham and bows? She's obsessed....[More]

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Dakota Fanning: Fashion Friday's Star

December 08, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Literati

Click Photos to Enlarge Speaking of Chanel, Karl Lagerfeld took these pictures of Dakota Fanning for Vanity Fair magazine. I'm sure their circulation numbers will go up after all the child predators buy this issue. Dakota was also just...[More]

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Brit's Distressed Jeans

December 08, 2006
Part of: Britney , Fashion , Gossip , Music

Click Photo to Enlarge DK tried to buy a pair of non-distressed jeans recently at Lucky Jeans and Saks Fifth Avenue and there literally weren't any. He settled for a minorly distressed pair of Chip and Peppers. Above we have...[More]

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Not a Baby Bump

December 08, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photos to Enlarge Now everyone is accusing Jennifer Connelly of having a baby bump because she has a stomach in the picture on the right at one of the Blood Diamond premieres. WTF? Maybe she ate some carbs...[More]

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Tres Jolie

December 07, 2006
Part of: Brangelina , Gossip , Hollywood , Literati

Click Photo to Enlarge Actually, I don't know that I love this picture of Angelina. (It was shot by Annie Leibovitz for the January 2007 issue of Vogue magazine.) Her expression is kind of blah and her hands look awkward....[More]

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In the Cut

December 07, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Music , TomKat

Click Photos to Enlarge "Frumpy" Katie Holmes, "I'm-not-short" Tom Cruise, and "Mannequin" Victoria Beckham all dined at Cut in Beverly Hills last night. Could there possibly be more boring dining companions? Why, yes. JLo and Marc Anthony were there...[More]

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ANTM Winner

December 07, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge I'm happy that Caridee won America's Next Top Model. Not that she's going to be a model. Melrose and Caridee seemed like they were more interested in acting than modeling, but who isn't? I predicted...[More]

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Quote of the Week

December 07, 2006
Part of: Britney , Gossip , Hollywood , Music

[Breakfast: pumpkin muffin and white tea] Click Photo to Enlarge Britney Spears has finally issued a statement on her website about her partying and lack of underwear. Now we can all get on with our lives. It’s been so long...[More]

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Fashionista Du Jour

December 06, 2006
Part of: Drew Barrymore , Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , NYC

Click Photos to Enlarge Here's Drew Barrymore on the set of Music and Lyrics. I love her casual yet stylish outfit. Related Entries: Fashionista Du Jour Fashionista Du Jour Fashionista Du Jour Fashion Friday: Lace Me Up...[More]

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A Britney Vagina Monologue

December 06, 2006
Part of: Britney , Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Music , Paris Hilton , Rant , Television

Saturday Night Live’s Amy Poehler recited her first or maybe second (see above) vagina monologue on the show this past week: Speaking of Britney Spears, I’d just like to take a minute to address this latest trend: flashing your...[More]

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Nicole Richie's Bracelets

December 06, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Fashion Accessory Du Jour , Gossip , LA , Nicole Richie

Click Photos to Enlarge Nicole has been phtotographed a lot wearing bracelets. Luckily, I found out by accident via In Style where to get a bracelet she was wearing in the past week. The great thing about this Janna...[More]

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'Ana' Alert

December 06, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photos to Enlarge Lovely Thandie Newton has been doing press for Pursuit of Happyness and I'm proud of her. I'm proud of her or her stylist because one or both of them realize that being too thin is...[More]

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The Break-up x 2

December 05, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Rachel Bilson , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge It's hard for me to believe that Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn were ever together. There aren't even many paparazzi pictures of them, which is strange. And in most of the ones that do exist,...[More]

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Ali Lohan: 13 Going on 20

December 05, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Lindsay Lohan , Music

Click Photos to Enlarge OMG, it's finally happened: Ali Lohan has morphed into Lindsay. Oh, and I meant Lindsay on a bad day. Little Ali Lohan showed up at the VH1 awards wearing way too much makeup. No one...[More]

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Marc Jacobs Also Does Santa

December 05, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Nicole Richie , Paris Hilton , Sparkly , Television

Click Photo to Enlarge Hmm...I wonder why Nicole Richie is such a fan of Marc Jacobs' hipster Santa? She's visited him at least twice this week. He does look like the grungy kind of guy that she likes to date....[More]

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Not So Posh

December 05, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , LA

Click Photos to Enlarge Victoria Beckham doesn't have any friends in LA. If she did, they would have told her that house hunting in a high class hooker outfit might scare animals and small children. They would have also...[More]

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The Holiday

December 05, 2006
Part of: Cameron Diaz , Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photo to Enlarge At first I wanted to see The Holiday because I thought it was about two friends who went backpacking through Asia. Don’t ask me why I thought this. It’s really about two strangers who exchange houses...[More]

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Fashion Accessory Du Jour

December 04, 2006
Part of: Cameron Diaz , Fashion , Fashion Accessory Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood , NYC

Click Photos to Enlarge This post was going to be under the category Fashionista Du Jour, but I'm on the fence about Cameron's trench. At first I liked it. Then I realized that it makes her look chunky and...[More]

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Retro Hair

November 30, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photos to Enlarge I don't know all that much about hair. I'd rather pay to get a blowout instead of doing it myself. The cool thing about Carmen Electra and Christina Applegate's hair styles is that even I...[More]

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Thursday Eye Candy

November 30, 2006
Part of: Friday Eye Candy , Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photo to Enlarge Clive Owen is still hot even though he turned down playing James Bond. How dumb was that? Now he'll never be a movie star. This picture of him is from the premiere of Children of Men...[More]

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Fashion Thursday: Tiffany's Blue

November 30, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Lindsay Lohan

Click Photos to Enlarge Since I am out of town on Friday and probably won't be posting, I decided to have Fashion Thursday this week. We're starting it off with my blog's favorite color: Tiffany's blue. Halle Berry has...[More]

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Faces of Death

November 29, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Gossip , Hollywood , Kate Bosworth , NYC

Click Photos to Enlarge I don't think there's anyone home inside of Kate Bosworth anymore. An alien has swapped places with her. This alien doesn't need food, sleep or water to function. It doesn't even need a daily dose...[More]

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The Simpsons Heart Louis

November 29, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Fashion Accessory Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood , Jessica Simpson , LA , Music

Jessica's current favorite bag: Louis Vuitton Speedy 25 Click Photos to Enlarge I always though that Jessica Simpson was the real Louis Vuitton lover. After all, she did say, "Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton camping?" Um, yeah. It...[More]

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How Famous Chicks Deal With Stress

November 28, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Kate Moss , LA , Lindsay Lohan , Music , Nicole Richie

Click Photos to Enlarge It seems like Hilary Duff and Joel Madden's breakup is now official since People is reporting it. Yeah, once news hits People, I assume it's true. The breakup was allegedly instigated by Hilary and happened...[More]

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Eva Green's Red Carpet Poses

November 28, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Music

Click Photos to Enlarge Is Eva Green real or a mannequin? At the Amsterdam premiere of Casino Royale she must have been smoking something to come up with such a zoned out pose. And no one told her that...[More]

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BritPari Watch

November 28, 2006
Part of: Britney , Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Paris Hilton

Click Photos to Enlarge BritPari are still hanging out--no surprise. What is shocking is that Paris let poor Brit walk out of the house looking soo...I don't know...color-blind Grandma-ish? ( BTW: She wet to Hyde looking like that. )...[More]

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Richie vs. Zoe

November 28, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Nicole Richie , Paris Hilton

Click Photos to Enlarge Nicole Richie and Rachel Zoe deserve each other. Obviously, the lack of protein and carbs in their diets is affecting their judgment. Yesterday, Rachel made a statement that considering her success, seemed ludicrous. It's not...[More]

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I See Stars

November 28, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Slice of Life , Television

Click Photo to Enlarge I was walking with DK in Venice recently and saw Fiona Apple walking toward us. I nudged him, “That’s Fiona Apple!” “No, I don’t thinks so,” DK said. “Who else would be wearing sunglasses when it...[More]

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Bags That Hide Starlets -- Part 3

November 27, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Music

Click Photo to Enlarge This bag is way too big for Beyonce--that is, unless her bodyguard carries it for her. It would make a very chic bag to take to farmers' market. I'm annoyed. I was just saying how perfect...[More]

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Quote of the Week: The Holy Trinity

November 27, 2006
Part of: Britney , Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Lindsay Lohan , Paris Hilton

TMZ reports that Paris' publicist said the following quote to downplay an alleged catfight between Paris and Lindsay on Saturday night. "What I've observed is that we have three extraordinarily powerful women who generate a tremendous amount of attention,...[More]

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Fashionista Du Jour

November 27, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood , NYC

[Breakfast: Pumpkin Pie w/ whipped cream] Click Photos to Enlarge There have been more photos of Claudia Schiffer floating around lately. I see her in advertisements in European magazines like UK Vogue, but only in Gap ads here. Whatever is...[More]

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BritPari -- The New Campari only wilder

November 27, 2006
Part of: Britney , Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Music , Paris Hilton , Sparkly

Click Photos to Enlarge Hmm..not only are Paris and Britney new BFF, but they are *gag* coordinating their outfits. How sad is that? Obviously, Paris is in control of their costumes. The two think it's appropriate to traipse around...[More]

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Happy Belated Thanksgiving!

November 26, 2006
Part of: Brangelina , Food , Gossip , Hollywood , Slice of Life

[Breakfast: pumpkin pie w/ whipped cream] Click Photos to Enlarge Brangelina shared a romantic dinner in Vietnam for Thanksgiving. (Damn. They even do Thanksgiving stylishly.) I assume that means Z , Maddox and Shiloh stayed at Angelina's house with the...[More]

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Jessica Alba is a Heartbreaker

November 22, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Jessica Alba , LA , Random

Click Photos to Enlarge Shooting Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer must be taking a lot out of Jess. She managed to throw together some cute outfits for shopping in Beverly Hills and house hunting with Cash, respectivley,...[More]

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AMA's Best in Show

November 22, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Music , Nicole Richie , Sparkly , Wigtastic!

Best Wig, Chest and Backside: Beyonce Best Couple: Gwen and Gavin Best Living Doll: Katherine McPhee Click Photos to Enlarge Best MILF: Sharon Stone Best Fake Breasts: Nicole Richie >Click Photos to Enlarge...[More]

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TomKat: Till Death Do They Part

November 22, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , TomKat

Click Photo to Enlarge We have more lovely pictures from TomKat's perfect fantasy wedding. I wonder if Nicole Kidman is bummed that her wedding ceremony to her first husband wasn't as elaborate? I don't know that for sure, but I'm...[More]

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Wigtastic!

November 22, 2006
Part of: Britney , Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Music , Paris Hilton , Television , Wigtastic!

Click Photos to Enlarge I'm starting to think that I should wear a wig. It's so convenient, and I could have a different one for every mood, occasion and season. I'm a little confused about quality wigs. All of...[More]

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Ashlee Simpson Confused: AMA, AA, or NA?

November 22, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Ashlee Simpson , Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Jessica Simpson , LA , Music , Rant

Click Photos to Enlarge Did you guys see Ashlee being interviewed by Ryan Seacrest on the red carpet before the American Music Awards? OMG, she looked so wasted. It could have been a mixture of alcohol and coke, but...[More]

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'Ana' Watch

November 21, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photo to Enlarge Renee Zelwegger is stick thin again. I don't know if she's quite 'ana' yet, but her legs look super-skinny. Though she's never admitted to having an eating disorder, a source told me in the past that...[More]

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Paradise Cove: Where Romance and Onions Bloom

November 21, 2006
Part of: Brangelina , Britney , Gossip , Hollywood , Jessica Simpson , LA , Music , Trick Or Treat

[Breakfast: a chocolate chip pumpkin muffin] Click Photos to Enlarge Love is in the air (or in the drinks) at Paradise Cove Cafe in Malibu. Jessica Simpson and John Mayer were staring into each other's eyes while sneaking bites of...[More]

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Nicole Breaks up With Rachel Zoe

November 21, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Nicole Richie , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge OMG, finally! It appears that these rumors could have been true. I even said here that we'd know that Nicole Richie was serious about getting better when she dropped her stylist/buddy Rachel Zoe. It also makes...[More]

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The Olsens at a CFDA event

November 20, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , The Olsens

Click Photos to Enlarge Ashley and Mary-Kate look like the eccentric aunts that I never had. They better have children so that their grandkids can inherit their clothes to play dress-up with. Um, what is Penelope Cruz doing in...[More]

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Pamela Anderson: Waxed

November 20, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge Pamela Anderson couldn't make one of her Baywatch DVD appearances, so her wax figure stand-in was happy to help out. Related Entries: Quote of the Month Fashion Friday: Jumpsuits Summer in Malibu Fashionista du Jour...[More]

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Nicole

November 20, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Fashion , Gossip , LA , Nicole Richie , Paris Hilton , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge N icle I sn't C ounting O n L iving E ons Just long enough to go shopping at Barneys, not eat lunch with her mom at the Ivy, wear fur, and see the Victoria's...[More]

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JLO vs. Lindsay

November 20, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Fashion Accessory Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood , Lindsay Lohan , TomKat

[Breakfast: a low-fat pumpkin chocolate chip muffin and chamomile tea] Click Photos to Enlarge It's a fur fantasy! JLo looks like Cinderella at TomKat's wedding, but Cind would soo not wear fur. Then we have Lindsay in London who drops...[More]

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TomKat's Wedding

November 20, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , TomKat

Click Photos to Enlarge These wedding pictures look so prom-ish. And why is Tom holding Katie in a death grip? Maybe he's holding onto her for dear life so he doesn't fall off his lift. If you haven't noticed,...[More]

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Fashion Friday: The Trench

November 17, 2006
Part of: Brangelina , Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Music , TomKat

[Breakfast: 3 pieces of See's Candy and green tea] Click Photos to Enlarge Trench coats are ultra trendy right now, but not necessarily the traditional ones. You don't have to look like a conservative business woman in a khaki or...[More]

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America's Next Top Model 'Ana' Alert

November 17, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge I get tired of doing celebrity ‘Ana Alerts’ so I thought I’d throw a reality star into the mix. America’s Next Top Model – Cycle 7 kind of sucks considering some of my favorites were...[More]

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Hot Mess Du Jour

November 16, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Literati , The Olsens

Click Photo to Enlarge OMG, the Olsens look like drag queens in this picture. They are so fabulous. It's like they dress to amuse imaginary friends in some other dimension. Lewis Carroll would have been obsessed with them. Above they...[More]

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The Not So Classic Bob

November 16, 2006
Part of: Ashlee Simpson , Fashion , Fashion Accessory Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood , Jessica Simpson , Music

Click Photos to Enlarge Ashlee Simpson needs a new hairstylist. Ken Paves has recyled Jessica Simpson's old bob--I'm soo not a fan. And what's up with the barrette? It's horrible, and the style makes Ashlee look much older. This...[More]

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Fashionista Du Jour

November 15, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Fashion Accessory Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood , LA

[Breakfast: 1/2 of a Fuji apple] Click Photos to Enlarge This is the perfect outfit to fight the bloat, if you already have a flat stomach. It's pretty boring, but Cindy Crawford would look good in rags. I'm mainly in...[More]

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The McDonalds Diet

November 15, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Brangelina , Gossip , Hollywood , Nicole Richie , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge I know some of you are wondering how Angelina Jolie and Nicole Richie can stay reed thin and eat McDonalds. No, they're not on some diet that includes McDonalds, but there's no proof that they...[More]

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Airbrushed to Perfection

November 15, 2006
Part of: Cameron Diaz , Gossip , Hollywood , Literati , Paris Hilton , Sparkly

Click Photos to Enlarge It's very hard for me to recognize Paris Hilton or Cameron Diaz in these pictures. Seriously, if Cameron looked like that she would be a supermodel and Angelina Jolie's lover. And Paris....paris, paris, if only...[More]

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Britney is Smoking

November 15, 2006
Part of: Britney , Gossip , Music , Slice of Life

Click Photos to Enlarge Britney and Sean are soo cute. I seriously dreamt last night that I became friends with Britney Spears and then it turned out that it wasn't the 'real' Britney. Some woman was wearing a Britney...[More]

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Casino Royale Premiere

November 14, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Music , Paris Hilton

Click Photos to Enlarge The Casino Royale premiere in London went well today except for Eva Green's red carpet poses. This was the best photo that I could find. In the other ones she looked mad and unattractive. She...[More]

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Celebrities at the Airport -- Part 2

November 14, 2006
Part of: Ashlee Simpson , Brangelina , Cameron Diaz , Drew Barrymore , Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Jessica Simpson , Kate Bosworth , Keira Knightley , Music

Click Photos to Enlarge Ashlee = Dopey Drew = Boy Jessica = Comfortable Click Photos to Enlarge Jennifer = Who Cares? Kate = Still Alive Brangelina = Incognito Click Photos to Enlarge Cameron & Justin = WTF is Justin...[More]

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Fashionista Du Jour

November 14, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Keira Knightley

[Breakfast: leftover Oreo cheescake] Click Photos to Enlarge I don't love Keira's entire outfit, but her leather jacket is adorable. The ones I've seen in stores have been around $950, which is too steep for me, especially for a cropped...[More]

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Ashley Olsen Copycat

November 13, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Nicole Richie , Television , The Olsens

Click Photos to Enlarge Damn. I thought that Mary-Kate Olsen was the real fashionista of the twins, but Ashley is upping her game. Nicole Richie has copied MK multiple times, but now she looks similar to Ashley. She soo...[More]

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Thora Birch: Stuck in a Dark Corner

November 13, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photos to Enlarge DK and I sat down at the AFI film festival screening of Dark Corners expecting the film to be decent. If not, we could always walk out. Life’s too short to sit through a shitty...[More]

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Zahara Jolie-Pitt is an Actress

November 13, 2006
Part of: Brangelina , Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photos to Enlarge Zahara Jolie-Pitt is a diva in the making. She's a smart kid, (future actress?) and I bet she'll be a handful when she's a teenager. Oh, and she's beyond over India. I attempted to read...[More]

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Friday Eye Candy

November 10, 2006
Part of: Friday Eye Candy , Gossip , Hollywood , Television

Click Photo to Enlarge I don't know why, but I think that Patrick Dempsey looks hot in this picture. If I were walking on the street and passed by him, I would've caught his eye and smiled. Most of you...[More]

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Fashion Friday: Missoni is Hot

November 10, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Lindsay Lohan , Nicole Richie , Paris Hilton

Click Photos to Enlarge OK. Paris Hilton's dress (far right) probably isn't Missoni, but it's a knitwear look that you could find at Forever 21 or H&M. Unfortunatley, Missoni's classic style as seen above on Lindsay Lohan outside of...[More]

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Britney's Free

November 09, 2006
Part of: Britney , Fashion , Gossip , Music , NYC , Television

Click Photo to Enlarge On Monday, Britney made a 'faux' surprise appearance on David Letterman. What you didn't know is that Britney asked him out. (Yeah, I made that last bit up, but you never know.) The real reason of...[More]

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Bags That Hide Starlets -- Part 2

November 09, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Fashion Accessory Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Paris Hilton

[Breakfast: 1/2 pumpkin pancake with maple syrup and Greek yogurt] Click Photo to Enlarge The Hilton sisters aren't just shopping--that's so boring cuz they do that everyday--but being papped. I know that's boring too, because it happens like every second....[More]

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Tara Reid on 'Ana' Watch

November 09, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photo to Enlarge I randomly turned on "The Tyra Banks Show" the other day when Tara Reid was a guest. She's come out of retirement to talk about her botched plastic surgery jobs because she's promoting her new online...[More]

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Bad Hair vs. The Skinny

November 09, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Nicole Richie , Rant , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge Little Nicole Richie. I don't know what we're going to do with you. Don't tell Paris, but I think you actually get more press than her now. Obviously, the whole in-patient rehab thing was someone...[More]

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Fashionista Du Jour

November 08, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood , LA

Click Photo to Enlarge Ginnifer Goodwin is pretty, has a good body, and put together this stylish outfit for the P.S. Arts Express Yourself event last Sunday in Santa Monica. So why is she dating Katie Holmes' dorky ex, Chris...[More]

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Brown is the New Blonde

November 08, 2006
Part of: Cameron Diaz , Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Lindsay Lohan , The Olsens

[Breakfast: a mini scone and butter cake with clotted cream and white/green tea] Click Photos to Enlarge Just because something's trendy, doesn't mean it's right for you. It's surprising that actresses who spent hundreds of dollars (thousands if they're getting...[More]

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Brangelina Safe

November 08, 2006
Part of: Brangelina , Gossip , Hollywood , Politics

Click Photos to Enlarge Remember how Al-qaeda allegedly threatened Brangelina? Turns out the threat was bogus. Al-qaeda has better things to do than focus on America's Royal Family. Duh. They are so partying like Lindsay Lohan right now over...[More]

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Britney Kicks K-Fed to the Curb

November 07, 2006
Part of: Britney , Gossip , Music

TMZ reports that Britney Spears filed for divorce today from Kevin Federline. This proves that K-Fed is only good at making babies. Related Entries: Love at First Outfit Hollywood Ghetto Fabulous Stoned! The Donald on Britney and K-Fed...[More]

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A Julia Roberts Send Off

November 07, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Slice of Life

Click Photo to Enlarge Julia Roberts and Danny Moder are the cutest. I also like Julia's casual and comfortable travel outfit. It's so anti-Hollywood. OK. The reality is that I saw this picture and only had eyes for the Prius...[More]

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Kirstie Alley on Oprah

November 07, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Television

I'll admit it, when I first saw this picture I was like Damn, Kirstie Alley has thunder thighs. I will never complain again about my thighs being fat. Then I saw the bikini reveal on the Oprah show (seen...[More]

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Faith Hill is a Loser

November 07, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Music , Trick Or Treat

[Breakfast: Greek yogurt with pumpkin spice granola] Click Photo to Enlarge Faith Hill needs to get over herself. I mean she was 100% positive that she was going to win Female Vocalist of The Year at the CMA's. She was...[More]

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'Ana' Australians Still Vanishing

November 06, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photos to Enlarge It seems like Cate Blanchett has a slight edge over Nicole Kidman in the who-will- turn-into-a-ghost-first race. Nicole works out, so it's harder to see how skinny she is with the added muscle tone. At...[More]

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Fashionista Du Jour

November 06, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood , LA

Click Photos to Enlarge I love Kate Hudson's scarf necklace--so cute. I guess the key to looking extra hot when you're famous is surrounding yourself with unattractive people. WTF is the woman behind Kate (above right) wearing? She looks...[More]

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Fashion Friday: Baggy Shirts

November 03, 2006
Part of: Cameron Diaz , Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Kate Moss , Lindsay Lohan

Click Photos to Enlarge Now there's an alternative to the tunic and tight T-shirt. Kirsten Dunst and Lindsay Lohan both favor a longer baggy grey v-neck. It's kind of a slobby looking unless it's the weekend. Cameron Diaz and...[More]

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Random Thoughts from Fashion Victim Rachael

November 03, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Food , Gossip , Guest Bloggers , Hollywood , LA , Music , Nicole Richie , Paris Hilton , Rant

1. I was in Nordstroms the other day and couldn’t help wondering, when did 7 and 9 become sizes to choose from? 2. How come Europeans smoke at the gas station? Are they really nuts or are we needlessly paranoid?...[More]

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Makeup Trends

November 03, 2006
Part of: Ashlee Simpson , Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Lindsay Lohan , Mischa Barton , Sienna Miller

Click Photos to Enlarge OMG! I found a good picture of Anne Hathaway where she doesn't look like a goofy nerd. Her makeup is natural yet sophisticated with a pinkish lip and shimmer on the cheekbones and brow. I...[More]

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Friday Eye Candy

November 03, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Friday Eye Candy , Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photo to Enlarge DK thinks that Keanu Reeves looks disgusting in this picture. I think he looks sexy. Not all guys can pull off the scruffy/sophisticated look. The only thing that concerns me are his sneakers. I assume he's...[More]

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Fashion Friday: Quilted Purses

November 03, 2006
Part of: Ashlee Simpson , Fashion , Fashion Accessory Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood , Keira Knightley , Lindsay Lohan , Mischa Barton , Nicole Richie , Paris Hilton

[Breakfast: oatmeal with oatmilk, raspberries and maple syrup] Click Photos to Enlarge Ashlee Simpson, Keira Knightley, Mischa Barton, Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton are all about the quilted purse--specifically Chanel, though I'm not positive about Paris'. These purses bring a...[More]

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Fashionista Du Jour

November 02, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood , Jessica Alba

Click Photo to Enlarge Both Jessica Alba and Cash Warren are wearing toggle coats on a walk in Vancouver. Isn't that the cutest? Jessica tends to wear boring tomboyish clothes when she's out and about, but this outfit took me...[More]

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Al-Qaeda Threatens America's Royal Family

November 02, 2006
Part of: Brangelina , Gossip , Hollywood , Politics

Click Photo to Enlarge Damn, al-Qaeda. If you even touch a hair on Angelina's back or Brad's pecs, the U.S. will so try to kick your ass. Supposedly there have been al-Qaeda threats against Brangelina due to the political nature...[More]

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Two Certainties in Hollywood

November 02, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Lindsay Lohan , Nicole Richie , Television

[Breakfast: an apple suncake and green tea] Click Photos to Enlarge "There are only two certainties in Hollywood: Lindsay Lohan will not get sober (despite wearing AA paraphernalia) and Nicole Richie will not be a normal weight EVER (no matter...[More]

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Tom Cruise Holds Hollywood Hostage

November 02, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , LA , TomKat

Click Photo to Enlarge Scientology has come through again (or not) for Tom Cruise . Despite all of his critics, as usual, money and power reign supreme in Hollywood. Now Tom and his producing partner, Paula Wagner, will run a...[More]

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Fashionista Du Jour

November 01, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photo to Enlarge Sandra Bullock totally looks like Famke Janssen in this picture. This is the best I've seen her look in a long time. Candids of her are always disappointing because she wears frumpy clothes, and at events...[More]

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The Most Shocking MK Copycat Ever

November 01, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Kate Moss , The Olsens

Click Photos to Enlarge Mary-Kate Olsen was totally wearing the tights-with-a shirt-sans-skirt-or-trousers outfit before Kate Moss. This calls for knocking Kate off her fashion icon pedestal and replacing her with MK. I hope MK's boyfriend, Matthew Snow, (seen above)...[More]

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Brad Pitt Does Not Heart Vanity Fair

November 01, 2006
Part of: Brangelina , Gossip , Hollywood , Literati

Click Photos to Enlarge I can understand why Brad Pitt is upset about his 'unauthorized ' Vanity Fair cover. It's a bad picture with bad lighting. It doesn't even look like him. I know it's supposed to be 'arty'...[More]

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'Ana' Alert

November 01, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photo to Enlarge I keep on trying to decide if Diane Kruger is too thin. She tends to wear unflattering clothes that only display her stick legs and arms. Maybe she's secretly an insect. She does looks skinnier than...[More]

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Quote of the Week

November 01, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Literati , Music

Click Photo to Enlarge Courtney Love on drugs: “Because I was given acid at four, I think my mind was freed.” Courtney Love is obviously promoting her new book Dirty Blonde: The Diaries of Courtney Love because there's also a...[More]

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Sex Alba Ocean

October 31, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Jessica Alba

Click Photos to Enlarge Some bloggers think that Jessica Alba and Cash Warren are having sex in this picture. I don't think so. The picture was obviously set up for publicity. There have been candid shots of the couple...[More]

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Gossip for Breakfast

October 31, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Nicole Richie , Paris Hilton , Television

One of my sources has exclusively confirmed to me that "The Simple Life" will now allegedly be shooting in March. Hopefully, Nicole Richie will have figured out why she can't gain weight by then and Paris Hilton will have another...[More]

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Natalie Portman: 24 Going on 40

October 31, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photos to Enlarge Natalie Portman is cute and everything but some of her clothes are not age appropriate. Natalie has been described as being very smart and wise beyond her years. But one day she'll wake up and...[More]

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Fashionista Du Jour

October 31, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood

[Breakfast: an apple suncake and green tea] Click Photos to Enlarge Gwyneth Paltrow is on the scene again after taking time off to enjoy Apple and Moses. She's mostly photographed wearing black dresses these days--probably because she feels fat. I...[More]

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Mischa Cries a River

October 30, 2006
Part of: Fugly , Gossip , Hollywood , Mischa Barton

Click Photo to Enlarge Sure it looks like Mischa's crying because Cisco dumped her and is probably already dating Nicky Hilton (she's into dating starlets' exes these days). But my theory is that she is seriously depressed about her haircut....[More]

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Gossip For Breakfast

October 30, 2006
Part of: Gossip , LA , Music , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge Remember when Travis Barker made the point on his My Space rant about Shanna Moakler that she only sleeps and gets her nails done? Well, the getting her nails done part has rubbed off on...[More]

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'Ana' Watch

October 30, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photos to Enlarge I said a couple of months ago that Calista Flockhard was definitely "Ana" again. Now I'm not so sure. You know that Harrison Ford probably pressures her to stay thin so she looks like a...[More]

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A Duff Halloween

October 30, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Lindsay Lohan , Music , Trick Or Treat

Click Photos to Enlarge It looks like Haylie Duff and Lindsay Lohan were dressed up as Jane Fonda circa 1980 at the annual AirParty Halloween costume benefit for the Trevor Project in Hollywood on Sunday. Hilary Duff was a...[More]

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A Bittersweet Hollywood Ending

October 30, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Reese Witherspoon

[Breakfast: Broiche French Toast with maple syrup] The one good thing that Dr. Phil and Tom Leykis preach to teenagers and twentysomethings is to wait until you're at least 30 to get married. Reese Witherspoon was only 21 when she...[More]

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New Disease: The Skinny

October 27, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Gossip , Hollywood , Nicole Richie , Paris Hilton , Television

Click Photo to Enlarge Nicole Richie has entered rehab not for an eating disorder or drug addiction or any addiction for that matter. Though Richie spent most of her life at a normal weight, she's found herself plagued by an...[More]

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Fashion Friday: Stripes

October 27, 2006
Part of: Ashlee Simpson , Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Kate Moss

Click Photos to Enlarge I really loathed striped tops and sweaters untill I went to France for the first time. The striped clothes there seemed so much more fashionable. Though I only became a fan of smaller stripes--not the...[More]

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Fashion Fugly: Tights

October 27, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Fugly , Gossip , Hollywood , Lindsay Lohan , Mischa Barton

Click Photos to Enlarge Mischa Barton and Lindsay Lohan need new friends and new tights. No one told them that their dresses were too short to wear with sheer tights. Sheer black tights remind me of bad office jobs....[More]

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Fashion Friday: Primary Purses

October 27, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Fashion Accessory Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood , Nicole Richie

Click Photos to Enlarge Something strange has happened in Hollywood. Starlets have traded their standard black and brown bags for ones in color. WTF? I thought that many of the above starlets were allergic to color. Given that head-to-toe...[More]

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Ana Bosworth

October 26, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Gossip , Hollywood , Kate Bosworth

Click Photos to Enlarge Kate Bosworth is beyond 'Ana' Alert. Her eating disorder appears to be thinning her hair and making it look dull. Kate's face isn't what is used to be either. The fact that makeup can't hide...[More]

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Of Color and Controversy

October 26, 2006
Part of: Brangelina , Gossip , Hollywood , Literati , Politics , Rant

Click Photo to Enlarge There’s been controversy about Angelina Jolie playing the bi-racial widow Marianne Pearl of slain journalist Daniel Pearl in the biopic A Might Heart because she is white. One aggravated person even wrote in a forum that...[More]

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Fashionista Du Jour

October 26, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood

[Breakfast: hummus with pita bread and an Arnold Palmer] Click Photo to Enlarge Ashley Judd looks pretty and all in this dress, but what I really want to know is what's going on inside her head. Remember back in February...[More]

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The Mask

October 26, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Fugly , Gossip , Hollywood , Kate Moss , Scarlett Johansson , Trick Or Treat

Click Photos to Enlarge It's nice to know that even models can look fugly after they've spent tons of money on clothes, makeup and hair. Gisele looks crazy. You can tell that she's a dork in real life and...[More]

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Barefoot in the Park

October 24, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , LA , Music

Click Photos to Enlarge Gwen Stefani, Kingston and some relatives spent time at the Huntington Gardens in Pasadena the other day. I went there for the first time this year, but found that it was way too crowded on...[More]

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TomKat's Wedding vs. Jayden James

October 24, 2006
Part of: Britney , Gossip , Hollywood , Music , TomKat

Click Photos to Enlarge I can't decide what I care about more: The fact that Britney Spears and Kevin Federline lied about the name of their most recent baby boy or TomKat's November wedding in Italy? I can't think...[More]

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No Trespassing

October 24, 2006
Part of: Brangelina , Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Television

TMZ reports that an E! Entertainment producer and cameraman allegedly trespassed on Brad Pitt's Los Feliz property after unchaining a fence. The E! employees allegedly started filming the exterior of the craftsman house. Some of the construction crew noticed...[More]

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The Skinny

October 24, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Fashion , Gossip

Click Photo to Enlarge Claudia Schiffer even thinks that models are too skinny, though the fact that she said that since having children she has to drink whole milk and eat chocolate every day to keep from losing weight is...[More]

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The Most Famous Dress Alive

October 23, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Literati

Click Photos to Enlarge The issue of Harper's Bazaar with Natalie Portman wearing the Breakfast at Tiffany's black Givenchy dress is finally at newsstands. She's the only actress that I could stand seeing wear that dress. Related Entries: Natalie...[More]

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Stoned!

October 23, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Music , Stoned! , Television

Click Photo to Enlarge ---The honeymoon is over for Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban. The country singer checked himself into rehab. He admitted that he’s struggled with alcohol and cocaine in the past and that he let his guard down...[More]

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Lindsay Lohan Hearts Lagerfeld

October 23, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Fashion Accessory Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood , Lindsay Lohan

Click Photo to Enlarge I know that Lindsay Lohan adores Chanel. I'm also pretty positive that she wouldn't turn down a Chanel modelling gig, but I had a nagging feeling there was another reason why Lindsay would kiss Karl Lagerfeld's...[More]

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The Future Mrs. Doherty

October 23, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Kate Moss , Music

[Breakfast: egg white scramble with avocado, onions and turkey bacon] Click Photos to Enlarge Kate Moss is allegedly pregnant with Pete Doherty's child (so says his uncle) and allegedly engaged. Wow! Kate is going to be such a perfect rock...[More]

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Paris Gets Shagged

October 20, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Paris Hilton

Click Photos to Enlarge It seems like more and more Hollywood starlets are becoming addicted to wigs and hair extensions. Paris got such a lovely haircut this week, presumably by celebrity hairstylist Sally Hershberger. I'm sure that this cut...[More]

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Friday Eye Candy

October 20, 2006
Part of: Friday Eye Candy , Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photo to Enlarge I don't know why, but I think that Ryan Reynolds is really sexy in this picture. It was taken on the set of his latest film--(what's up with that gigantic umbrella?). I've always thought that Ry...[More]

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Fashion Friday: Animal Prints

October 20, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Jessica Simpson , Lindsay Lohan , Paris Hilton

Click Photos to Enlarge Animal prints never go out of style. I like them the most on bags, shoes and bathing suits. I believe that the animal print hoodie on Hilary Duff (above left) is by L.A.M.B. I would...[More]

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Angelina Copycats

October 19, 2006
Part of: Brangelina , Gossip , Hollywood , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge Angelina is so known for her adopted children that America's Next Top Model had Caridee pose in a photo session as Angelina and Brad Pitt. They even brought two real children in to accompany her....[More]

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Gossip For Breakfast -- Blind Item

October 19, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood

[Breakfast: 2 slices of turkey bacon and two scrambled eggs with onions] My sources often tell me gossip that's too juicy to write about. This drives me crazy, so I've decided start posting BAT blind items and let you figure...[More]

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Top Chef at AOC

October 18, 2006
Part of: Food , Gossip , LA , Slice of Life , Television

Whenever I make reservations at a nice restaurant I ask for a good table. It’s best to be as specific as possible if you know the table that you want. When I went to AOC a few months ago,...[More]

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Bags That Hide Starlets

October 18, 2006
Part of: Cameron Diaz , Fashion , Fashion Accessory Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood , Jessica Simpson , Nicole Richie

Click Photos to Enlarge The best thing about the large bag trend is that starlets can use them as slimming devices. They work wonders on cutting ones stomach and thighs in half as demonstrated by Jessica Simpson and Cameron...[More]

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Wesley Snipes AKA...

October 18, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood

Remember Wesley Snipes in Blade? Good, because you'll never see him in another blockbuster again. I predict that Snipes will never return to North America. Right this second he's kicking back on the beach with a margarita in the...[More]

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Julia Roberts & Danny Moder

October 18, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Slice of Life

[Breakfast: homemade cinnamon raisin bread and a soy latte] Click Photo to Enlarge OK. You know how there were all those rumors about Danny Moder and Julia Roberts having problems? They were obviously the normal problems that married couples go...[More]

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Fugly

October 17, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Fugly , Gossip , Trick Or Treat

Click Photo to Enlarge I don't really know what to say. The picture speaks for itself. I didn't mean to do two Halloween posts in a row, I swear. But I do love helping out my dear readers with costume...[More]

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Nicky + Kevin = Done

October 17, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Television

[Breakfast: a fuji apple and green tea] Click Photo to Enlarge Hmm...just yesterday I was watching Nicky Hilton being interviewed by David Letterman. She was on the show last week and came across as being really arrogant. I was wondering...[More]

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Mary-Kate's New Man

October 17, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , The Olsens

Click Photo to Enlarge I assume that this is a picture of Maxwell Snow, Mary-Kate's alleged boyfriend. He's an oil heir and Uma Thurman's nephew. You would think that MK would date an heir from a more environmentally friendly industry....[More]

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Fashionista Du Jour

October 16, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood , TomKat

Click Photo to Enlarge One last picture of Katie Holmes without Tom at her side. We can pretend that Katie had a few minutes to herself in Paris. This is my favorite Katie-goes-to-Paris outfit. Tres chic. Related Entries: PoshKat in...[More]

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Bondage Bound

October 16, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Music

I was never asked to take down the MP3 of "You Know My Name," the title track for the upcoming film Casino Royale that I had the exclusive on. Why? I'm sure that someone from the studio leaked the...[More]

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Guess Who?

October 16, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Music

Click Photo to Enlarge...[More]

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Gossip for Breakfast

October 16, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Gossip , Hollywood , Jessica Simpson , Mischa Barton , Music , Nicole Richie

[Breakfast: a handful of almonds and chamomile tea] Click Photos to Enlarge A few things that my sources have told me recently: 1. Jessica Simpson appeared to be on something stronger than alcohol at a New York club. I bet...[More]

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CAMP SIMPLE LIFE NOW CASTING!

October 16, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Nicole Richie , Paris Hilton , Television

Click Photo to Enlarge No, this isn't a joke. Bunim-Murray's website is offering you the coolest thing ever! Do you want the opportunity to go to a fun sleep-away camp with Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie? Then the next season...[More]

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Starlets With Dogs

October 13, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Jessica Alba , Jessica Simpson , Kate Bosworth , Mischa Barton , Rachel Bilson , Sienna Miller

[Breakfast: a hard-boiled egg] Click Photos to Enlarge This is a hard one because people usually resemble their dogs. Jessica Alba resembles her new pooch, but not her two pugs. Kate Bosworth should have the smallest and thinnest dog alive....[More]

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'Ana' Australians Turn into Ghosts!

October 13, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photos to Enlarge Cate Blanchett and Nicole Kidman are still way 'ana'. Both of these lovely ladies have to work overtime at keeping their faces wrinkle free. Looking older in the face is the price one pays for...[More]

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Natalie Portman Goes Golighly

October 11, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Literati

Click Photo to Enlarge Even Natalie Portman was concerned about fitting into Givenchy's iconic "Breakfast at Tiffany's" dress. The dress is most likely equivalent to a size 0: “I did feel very elegant suddenly. I mean, you can’t possibly measure...[More]

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Bags That Dwarf Starlets -- Part 6

October 11, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , NYC

Click Photos to Enlarge Sarah Michelle Gellar is tiny. She should get her bodyguard (if she has one) to hold her purse. I'm afraid that her arm is going to snap from the weight. I love her Chloé boots...[More]

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Who Would Your Rather Date?

October 11, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Nicole Richie , Paris Hilton , The Olsens

[Breakfast: an oatmeal raisin cookie and an iced green tea] Click Photos to Enlarge You know those girls who can't live without a boy hanging from their arm because they're too insecure to be alone? Well, Paris Hilton and Nicole...[More]

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Quote of the Month

October 10, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photo to Enlarge Pamela Anderson knows that vegetarian stars and other wealthy Malibu coastal residents aren't responsibe for Malibu's poop problems. "When the results of these tests come back, I'll bet that once again we'll find that ... people's...[More]

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Katie is an "Ana" Groupie

October 10, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Kate Bosworth , TomKat

Click Photos to Enlarge Katie went to Paris to get some thinspiration. I can't believe that I didn't notice this before. Karl Lagerfeld, Victoria Beckham and Kate Bosworth all used to look like normal healthy people. Now Katie looks...[More]

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Guess Whose Hand?

October 10, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip

[Breakfast: Egg white scramble with spinach, goat cheese and onions] Click Photo to Enlarge...[More]

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Fashionista Du Jour

October 06, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood , Sienna Miller

[Breakfast: a peach turnover and chamomile tea] Click Photo to Enlarge Sienna Miller has always gotten on my nerves. She has one of the most nondescript faces that I've ever seen. I doubt I would recognize her unless she was...[More]

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PoshKat in Paris

October 06, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , TomKat

Click Photos to Enlarge Katie is on an important mission in Paris: Brainwash Victoria Beckham so she'll become a born again Scientologist. Yeah, I bet the Beckhams were Scientologists back in the day. Then they got richer than God...[More]

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Fashionista Du Jour -- Trick or Treat?

October 04, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood , Mischa Barton , Trick Or Treat

Click Photo to Enlarge Stylist to the stars, Rachel Zoe, looks young and pretty in this recent picture taken during fashion week in Milan. I'm not a fan of plaid, but love her dress. The shoes, glasses and shoes work,...[More]

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Stoned!

October 04, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Paris Hilton , Stoned!

Click Photos to Enlarge --To cut a long story short: Travis Barker and Paris Hilton made out. Paris denied it. Photos and video tape proved it. Then Paris and the-not-yet-official ex Travis Barker, Shanna Moakler, ended up near each...[More]

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Two Models, Fat and Thin

October 04, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Fashion , Gossip , Rant

Click Photos to Enlarge I’ve read before that models need to be at their skinniest for runway shows. The problem is that ultra skinny is in and models have to be thinner than ever. The model on the right,...[More]

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Kat Lunches Without Tom

October 04, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , TomKat

[Breakfast: 4 small cookies and chai green tea] Click Photos to Enlarge OMG, It's the first picture of Katie Holmes doing something vaguely independent since the birth of Suri Cruise. Of course, she was dining at Orso which is almost...[More]

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Wigtastic!

October 03, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Wigtastic!

[Breakfast: chocolate chip broiche and a soy latte] Click Photos to Enlarge When Hilary Duff recently launched her new perfume at Macy's in New York City, she also sported what I assumed was a brunette wig. Her hair was longer...[More]

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George Wants His Drugs More Than Sex

October 02, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Music

George Michael should hire a chauffeur whenever he goes on a cannabis run. He was arrested on suspicion of being unfit to drive under the influence of drugs, but posted bail yesterday. The singer was found in a half-conscious...[More]

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Fugly

October 02, 2006
Part of: Fugly , Gossip , Television

[Breakfast: 1/2 cappuccino muffin and chamomile tea] Click Photo to Enlarge You can tell that Nicky Hilton is a bitch. She should be happy that she's being photographed at all. When Nicky was on Project Runway last season, she was...[More]

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We Heart Actresses with Curves

October 02, 2006
Part of: Drew Barrymore , Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Music , Reese Witherspoon , Scarlett Johansson

Click Photos to Enlarge Kate Winslet: Always sexy no matter what she weighs. Beyonce Knowles: Not sure if she's an actress (waiting to see Dreamgirls first) but she's got insane curves. Liv Tyler: A real woman with a real...[More]

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An Actress Who Loves Her Body

September 29, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photos to Enlarge It's so refreshing to see a young Hollywood starlet with such high self-esteem. Selma Blair's shirt also features her backside. Some other celebrities who took part in the sexy Marc Jacobs ad campaign for skin...[More]

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Celebrities at the Airport

September 29, 2006
Part of: Drew Barrymore , Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Jessica Simpson , Lindsay Lohan , Rachel Bilson

Yes, I Am Famous Click Photos to Enlarge Victoria and David Beckham are probably the best dressed airport couple I've ever seen. It's almost scary how perfect they look after landing in Venice. Jessica Simpson looks normal for once and...[More]

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Fashion Friday: Jumpsuits

September 29, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Scarlett Johansson

[Breakfast: a cappuccino chip muffin and chai soy latte] Click Photos to Enlarge You couldn't pay me to wear one of these shapeless jumpsuits. Scarlett still manages to look beautiful in her fancy garbage woman number. I want her makeup...[More]

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Fashionista Du Jour

September 29, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood , Sienna Miller

Click Photo to Enlarge Where has Sienna Miller gone? Apparently, she's been hiding out where photographers can't find her and somewhere that has food. Sienna came out of hiding this week to wear a Cinderella dress to the opera in...[More]

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Tallulah Belle Willis: 12 Going on 28

September 27, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood

[Breakfast: slice of marble rye with 1/2 avocado and an heirloom tomato] Click Photos to Enlarge Tallulah Belle is by far the prettiest of the Willis/Moore clan. (I bet her sisters Rumer and Scout are totally jealous of her--they also...[More]

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Anna and Howard Made a Baby

September 27, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Television

Yuck. Howard K. Stern admitted to Larry King that he's the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby girl, Dannie Lynn Hope. He and Anna have supposedly been a couple for some time. WTF? I really don't care if this...[More]

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Brangelina's Toy Family

September 26, 2006
Part of: Brangelina , Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photos to Enlarge I know that I said recently that I can't get enough of Brangelina, especially Angelina. Now I'm sick of how perfect they are. I can't wait for one of their children to rebel against them. What...[More]

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Paris Charged with DUI

September 26, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Paris Hilton

Click Photo to Enlarge Just yesterday Paris was a carefree heiress getting paid an obscene amount of money for promoting the sparkling wine Rich Prosecco in Munich. Little did she know that today The Los Angeles City Attorney would file...[More]

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I See Stars

September 26, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Television

--I was waiting for the day when I would run into Vincent Libretti from Project Runway Season 3. It happened mid-day yesterday at Trader Joe's in West L.A. I thought for a second about saying something to him: "I...[More]

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Love Jones

September 25, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge I haven't written about Star Jones for a long time. The only thing to write about is how big her head is in comparison to the rest of her body. Did you know that she's...[More]

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Get Your own Fashion Stylist/Drug Dealer!

September 25, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood

I was getting into reading an article written by former editor of Marie Claire magazine, Liz Jones, about how no one in fashion really cares if models are starving or not, when I came across this sentence: “I have lived...[More]

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Katie Holmes is Posh

September 25, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Gossip , Hollywood , TomKat

[Breakfast 7-grain toast w/butter and chamomile tea] Click Photos to Enlarge Dark Horizons is reporting that Katie Holmes may be playing Posh Spice in a David Beckham biopic. Wouldn't it be perfect casting considering that the couples are BFF now?...[More]

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I See Stars

September 25, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , LA

Click Photos to Enlarge DK and I ate at Axe for brunch last weekend, as did the fair French actress Julie Delpy with her boyfriend. She must live in Venice. Julie was wearing a summer dress, little makeup, and...[More]

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Bags That Dwarf Starlets -- Part 5

September 22, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Fashion Accessory Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photo to Enlarge Guess Who?...[More]

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Fashion Friday--Baggy Pants Trend

September 22, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Kate Moss , Paris Hilton , Rachel Bilson

Click Photos to Enlarge We've all been told by fashion magazines and blogs that skinny trousers and jeans are the only pants that look 'now'. Fashion icon Kate Moss has been photographed several times in the past couple of...[More]

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Brangelina Buy Banksy

September 21, 2006
Part of: Brangelina , Gossip , Hollywood

Click Photo to Enlarge Brangelina are too cool for school. They not only found time to start their own Jolie/Pitt Foundation for 'their causes', but the foundation has already given away $1 million to the Global Action for Children and...[More]

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Music to Bond to

September 20, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Music

Not only does Chris Cornell have a gorgeous face, but a sexy voice as well. BAT reader, Moog Moo, sent us this version of Chris' song for the Casino Royale soundtrack tied to the latest Casino Royale trailer. To hear...[More]

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An Atypical Actress' Diet

September 20, 2006
Part of: Food , Gossip , Hollywood , Scarlett Johansson

[Breakfast: a slice of 7-grain toast and an Arnold Palmer] Click Photos to Enlarge I love Scarlett Johansson, even though she's probably a bitch in real life. At least she has a real body that has curves instead of the...[More]

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Fashionista Du Jour

September 20, 2006
Part of: Cameron Diaz , Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Gossip , Music

Click Photo to Enlarge Cameron Diaz' Tuesday night started out well at boyfriend, Justin Timberlake's, LA CD release party. She definitely was not looking boring in black and her brunette hair is gorgeous. However, later in the evening the kids...[More]

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Tiara Girls

September 19, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Fashion Accessory Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood , Paris Hilton , Rant , Scarlett Johansson , Sparkly

Click Photos to Enlarge I don't know when the mockery of tiara's began. Maybe beauty pageants? I can understand them being used for Halloween costumes, but stupid starlets and musicians shouldn't be wearing them. None of the women pictured...[More]

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Mischa Barton Needs a New Stylist

September 19, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Mischa Barton

[Breakfast: Smoked salmon with lettuce] Click Photos to Enlarge Who Wore it Best? It's pretty obvious that Mischa Barton should ditch Rachel Zoe. What kind of stylist would be caught wearing the same dress as their client a few days...[More]

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Kate Moss Hearts Topshop

September 19, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Kate Moss

Click Photos to Enlarge There continues to be speculation about Kate Moss designing her own fashion range for the popular London store Topshop. The above pictures were taken of Kate at the Topshop runway show the other day. FYI:...[More]

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Lindsay Lohan Should Buy an ER

September 18, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Lindsay Lohan

Click Photo to Enlarge Think of how weird it would be if Lindsay Lohan was an average 20-year-old who landed in the hospital every couple of months. If her parents were responsible people, they'd put her in rehab or at...[More]

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Whoops, I Had Another Boy!!

September 12, 2006
Part of: Britney , Gossip , Music

Click Photo to Enlarge Britney Spears faked all the magazines into believing that she was going to have a girl, but gave birth to a 6 pound, 11 ounce baby boy by Cesarean just before 2 a.m., September 12th at...[More]

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Nightmare on Celebrity Street

September 12, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Trick Or Treat

Click Photos to Enlarge 1. At first I thought this Nicky Hilton picture was fake. Then I realized that Nicky Hilton isn’t funny. (Remember when Vivienne Westwood used fake butts on her models for a runway show?) I remembered...[More]

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Gossip for Breakfast

September 11, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Paris Hilton

Paris at a Paris Vogue Party Click Photo to Enlarge Damn. I was luxuriating in Paris’ bad fortune last week. Then this innocuous quote appeared in Page Six this week, and I counted it as another mark against Paris. "Bottoms...[More]

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Lindsay's Venice Film Festival Fashion

September 08, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay looks good, but the outcome of her missing orange Hermes Birkin bag is what you really want to know......[More]

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Another Birkin Bites the Dust

September 07, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Lindsay Lohan , Travel

[Source] Let's take a look back at Lindsay when she was feeling carefree swinging her orange Hermès Birkin bag in route to Hawaii. Little did she know that at another airport (the much scarier London Heathrow) her prized possession...[More]

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Paris' Falling Star

September 07, 2006
Part of: Gossip , LA , Nicole Richie , Paris Hilton

[Source] I'm really surprised that the LAPD arrested Paris instead of issuing her a 48th warning. Poor Paris was so tired and devoid of food that all she wanted was an In-N-Out Burger and maybe was driving too fast--at...[More]

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Poor Little Rich Heiress

September 06, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Music , Paris Hilton

I'm sure you're all wondering what could have made Paris Hilton so distraught. I mean, the last time she cried was when she heard her album. (Paris really did say it was so good that it made her cry)....[More]

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Suri Cruise in the Flesh

September 05, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Literati , TomKat

Suri is gorgeous and has the wise eyes of an old soul. Maybe she'll even talk Tom into leaving Scientology one day. It was probably Suri's baby blues that guilted Tom into finally apologizing to Brooke Shields. I totally...[More]

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Code Red 'Ana' Alert

September 05, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Food , Gossip , Nicole Richie

OMG, Nicole Richie looks like death without a ton of makeup on. BTW: That's how my friend with an eating disorder looked. It's not pretty. For those of you who don't remember what Nicole used to look like with...[More]

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A Porsche Sandwich

September 05, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Television

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi were involved in a Porsche sandwich on Friday. I know that sounds cool and kinky, but the Porsche sandwich equalled a multiple car crash. Some older chick, Jeanne Werber, who was allegedly drunk...[More]

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Ashlee Simpson vs. Jessica Simpson

September 05, 2006
Part of: Ashlee Simpson , Fashion , Gossip , Jessica Simpson

I used to think that Jessica was far prettier than Ashlee. Now Ashlee is looking much cuter than Jess because she looks much more natural (except for her fake nose). She also wears flattering clothes. You would think that...[More]

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Gossip for Breakfast

August 29, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Paris Hilton

[Breakfast: cottage cheese and green tea] Female First reports: Paris Hilton has infuriated movie bosses by refusing to work with any of the leading men picked for her new film. The budding actress-and-singer has reportedly signed up to star in...[More]

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Someone to Watch Over Me

August 29, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood

It must be weird dating again after being married for 8 years. Maybe that's why Hilary Swank is allegedly dating one of her agents, John Campisi. Life & Style reports: Hilary and John have been spending plenty of time...[More]

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Supermodel Let Out to Graze

August 28, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Kate Moss

Yay! Supermodel Amber Valletta has been released after doing time at the model rehab du jour, The Meadows, in Arizona. (I wonder if fellow model Kate Moss told her about it?) Amber was not, I repeat was not there...[More]

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Hint: Houses Make Him Hard

August 24, 2006
Part of: Brangelina , Gossip , Hollywood , LA

Guess Whose Pad?...[More]

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Not so 'Ana'

August 23, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Food , Gossip

For some reason Victoria Beckham's face looks less gaunt. Do you think she might have gained 3-5 pounds? Maybe it's only bloat from the soy sauce that she used at Nobu. You know that sushi is one of Posh's...[More]

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I Would Even Sue For You

August 22, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood

Come on people! If Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson had an affair while filming You, Me and Dupree it's totally over. All actors have affairs during production, just like all musicians have affairs on tour. If they didn't get...[More]

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I See Stars

August 21, 2006
Part of: Britney , Food , Gossip , LA

[Breakfast: a hard boiled egg and green tea] DK and I were walking on the Venice boardwalk on Saturday--which I do not recommend—after eating a horrible breakfast at Café Buna in Marina Del Rey. I had coffee grounds in my...[More]

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Gossip for Breakfast

August 17, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Music , NYC , Nicole Richie , Paris Hilton

[Breakfast: a yogurt honey peanut Balance bar] Sources tell BAT that Paris Hilton was so late to her CD signing in New York yesterday that fans started screaming, "Paris is not hot," and "Nicole Richie is better." Ouch....[More]

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Nicole Loses 5 Pounds Crying

August 16, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Food , Gossip , Nicole Richie

[Breakfast: raspberries and whippped cream] As Nicole Richie and a friend exited the Planet Blue boutique in Malibu, California, a photographer yelled out to her, “Nicole, you look disgusting. Gain some f—king weight!” "You don’t scream at people that they...[More]

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Duff's Nose Blows

August 16, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Gossip , Hollywood

With all of the people surrounding the Duff sisters, you'd think that someone could show Haylie how to pose so that her nose is less prominent. I hope that Material Girls does well so Haylie can get the nose...[More]

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Pimps and Ho's

August 16, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Music , Paris Hilton

[Chorus 2X: Shug - singing] + (Djay) You know it's hard out here for a pimp (you ain't knowin) When he tryin to get this money for the rent (you ain't knowin) For the Cadillacs and gas money spent...[More]

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Getting Papped Not So Glamorous

August 15, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Trick Or Treat

A man and his 13-year-old daughter, tired of being mistaken for Michelle Williams and Heath Ledger, resorted to flipping off the paparazzi yesterday. The two were trying to enjoy their Mexican vacation before school started. Related Entries: Fashionista Du...[More]

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Meet The Beckhams

August 15, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , TomKat

Now that the Beckhams have threatened that they’re going to move to Los Angeles, Tom Cruise and his future Cruise wife, Katie Holmes, are all over them. I always knew that they were swingers. The Beckhams newest groupies even...[More]

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The Couple That Cheats Together Stays Together

August 15, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , NYC

Billy Crudup famously left his his 8-months pregnant girlfriend of 7 years, Mary-Louise Parker, for Claire Danes after starring with her in Stage Beauty. Claire also left her boyfriend of 7 years, Ben Lee, for Billy. Now Clarie and...[More]

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Girls on Bikes

August 10, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Lindsay Lohan , Music , Paris Hilton

How to tell a star's maintenance level and more by the way they ride their bike: Hilary Duff: The fact that Hil can balance her purse and coffee while bike riding, shows that she's a multitasked and doesn't need...[More]

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Mary-Kate's Ruby Slippers

August 09, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , LA , The Olsens

Follow the yellow brick road... Related Entries: Friday Eye Candy Hooker Heels These Boots Were Made for Walking Olsen Twins Retrospective...[More]

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Lindsay and Louis

August 04, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Lindsay Lohan

Ah, how cute! Lindsay was practicing some new sexy poses on the paps the other day in a Beverly Hills nail salon. Too bad her Louis Vuitton bag upstaged her. The perforated bag with microfiber was designed by Marc...[More]

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Friday Eye Candy

August 04, 2006
Part of: Friday Eye Candy , Gossip , LA , The Olsens

As TMZ pointed out, this is a rare paparazzi shot of Mary-Kate sans sunglasses taken yesterday at at the Chateau Marmont hotel in Hollywood. Mary-Kate has such haunting eyes, but I'd wear sunglasses too if I were always being...[More]

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Back to Work for Brangelina

August 03, 2006
Part of: Brangelina , Gossip , Hollywood , LA

Brad's currently filming Ocean's Thirteen and driving home to and from work on his motorcycle--let's pray that he doesn't get killed on PCH. Meanwhile, Angelina's perfecting her pilot skills so she'll have a nice hobby for when she retires...[More]

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Happy Hump Day!

August 02, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Mischa Barton

I know you all expected for Nicky Hilton to have a perfect body. I mean, she did once call Mischa Barton a 'fat pig.' Revenge is sweet. Nicky doesn't even have to have a perfect body because she's not...[More]

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The Passions of Mel Gibson

August 02, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood

Tequila! Random Chicks! Reckless Driving! Anti-Semitic Rants! All that and more coming soon* to a screen near you in "The Passions of Mel Gibson." *Please Note: Due to the fact that actor Mel Gibson was charged today with a...[More]

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Celebrity Makeover

August 02, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Mischa Barton

There's no denying that Mischa is a pretty girl. You could even argue that she's young and naturally beautiful, so why should she have to wear makeup? If Mischa is doing errands around Malibu in her Holly Hobby outfit...[More]

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Stoned!

August 01, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Lindsay Lohan , Nicole Richie , Paris Hilton , Stoned!

Now that Aaron Spelling has passed, Tori feels free as a bird to raunch up her image by admitting that she and hubby #2, Dean McDermott, watch porn. Stay tuned for next week's reveal when she'll tell the world...[More]

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A Hollywood Mug

August 01, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood

Mel Gibson’s mug shot looks more like an actor’s headshot. Notice how the lighting is actually good—not quite ‘Oprah good’— but way better than any other mug I’ve ever seen. Gibson obviously had time to wet down his hair...[More]

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The New Gay Icons

July 31, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood

OMG, I can't wait for all the rumors to start about Heath Ledger and Christian Bale being gay. It was just announced that the follow up to Batman Begins is called The Dark Knight. That could be a porn...[More]

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The New Face of Crazy

July 31, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Music

Crazy 5 minutes ago:...[More]

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LL Up Shit Creek

July 30, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Lindsay Lohan

[Breakfast: California eggs benedict w/ no meat] via The Smoking Gun: Lindsay decided to resume work on "Georgia Rule" last Thursday but it wasn't enough to stop this letter from being leaked on Friday. If this movie doesn't do well,...[More]

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LL Before and After B-12 Shot

July 27, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay's publicist or mom should've forced her to stay home the night of the day that she got "dehydrated." Now every teenager is going to think that they can party as much as they want and get a Vitamin...[More]

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Chris Cornell vs. Cisco Adler

July 27, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Mischa Barton , Music

It's possible that Cisco Adler could transform into a hot guy if he cut his hair and cleaned up his facial hair. Chris Cornell still looked hot with long hair, but with short hair he's even cuter. It's still...[More]

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Cleanliness is Next to Kabbalahness

July 26, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Music

It's not that wacky that Madonna is wearing a shirt while swimming In Miami, because it would suck to be performing sunburned. The towel thing is a bit much but hardly any celebrities are ever photographed after they've been...[More]

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Lindsay Lohan Starring in General Hospital

July 26, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Lindsay Lohan

[Breakfast: maple yogurt with raw oats and pineapple] The gossip Gods really love me. I got my second gossip wish granted today, only a day after this one. Lindsay Lohan finally visited the hospital again! It's been forever, right? TMZ...[More]

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Nick and Vanessa Won't Last

July 26, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Jessica Simpson

Nick Lachey is still on the rebound, which makes him even harder to land. This Vanessa Minnillo chick that he’s been hanging out with needs a refresher course on The Rules or should watch the movie How to Lose...[More]

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Brangelina and Maddox do Lunch

July 25, 2006
Part of: Brangelina , Britney , Gossip , Hollywood , LA

I’ve been seriously jonesing for a picture of Angelina, Brangelina or any Angelina configuration. Just today I was sitting having tea in a serene garden when I seriously got pissed off thinking about how long it’s been since Angelina...[More]

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Happy Birthday Mr. Piven

July 25, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Lindsay Lohan , Television

I thought that Lindsay was hanging out with that Pink Taco guy whose family owns the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Vegas. It seems a bit risque that she stripped down to her bra and panties for Jeremy...[More]

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Skeletons Still Trendy

July 25, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Ashlee Simpson , Fashion , Gossip , Kate Bosworth , The Olsens

Kate Bosworth, Ashlee Simpson, and Mary-Kate aren't gaining weight anytime soon. These pictures were taken in the last week. The only cool thing about being skeletal is that you have a cheap Halloween costume. The obvious costume would be...[More]

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Oprah and Stedman are Bi

July 24, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Television

[Breakfast: 1/4 of a club wrap w/ turkey bacon] I’m not saying that Oprah is gay or anything. However, I was up in Ojai Sunday and met another person that had a Stedman sighting without Oprah. This person was a...[More]

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Kate Hudson's Skin and Bones Picture

July 20, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Gossip , Hollywood , Kate Bosworth , Lindsay Lohan , Nicole Richie

I’m glad that actresses are fighting back against the UK tabloids, though I’m surprised that Kate Hudson out of all the skinny actresses was the one to sue. Why hasn’t Nicole Richie, Lindsay Lohan or Kate Bosworth sued anyone?...[More]

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Blow Up Dolls

July 20, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Paris Hilton

These celebrity blow up dolls only cost 20 bucks. But if I really wanted to bang a celebrity and I were a guy, I'd get one of those silicone RealDolls for $6,500. Of course, no real celebrities have licensed...[More]

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Gossip for Breakfast

July 20, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Mischa Barton , Television

[Breakfast: a toasted chocolate chip bagel with butter] Mischa Barton is mildly annoying to me. I haven’t watched The O.C. in forever, but when I did, Mischa’s bland facial expression and one note acting bored me. I also can’t stand...[More]

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IN: Cuddly Kittens OUT: Yappy Dogs

July 19, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Nicole Richie , Paris Hilton

Personally, I think Nicole Richie should've waited a few months before she bought a kitten. It looks like she's trying to copy Paris who purchased a Persian kitty and bird on July 5....[More]

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Cate Blanchett on 'Ana' Alert

July 19, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Brangelina , Gossip , Hollywood

This picture via People was taken recently in London. Cate Blanchett used to be so beautiful but appears to be wasting away. She's been on the verge of being too thin for a long time but now looks sickly....[More]

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Katie Holmes' Decoy

July 18, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , TomKat

Sources tell BAT that Maggie Gyllenhaal was offered 2 million dollars to play the part of Katies Holmes' body double after Katie allegedly gave birth. Of course, this was before her own pregnancy became so obvious. Gyllenhaal declined the...[More]

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Three's a Crowd

July 18, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Music

It's not surprising that Dave Navarro and Carmen Electra are splitsville. What is surprising is that Dave left Carmen for Tommy Lee. Related Entries: Stoned! Michele Merkin Turning the Red Carpet into Foreplay Stars in Black and White Lesbian...[More]

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Lindsay Lohan Kisses Vanity Fair's Ass

July 17, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Lindsay Lohan , Literati

Lindsay Lohan doesn't hate Vanity Fair anymore. She decided to kiss and make up with Vanity Fair by admitting that she did lose a lot of weight and wasn't eating right when she was interviewed for the magazine earlier...[More]

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Justin Timberlake Just Says Yes to Drugs

July 17, 2006
Part of: Brangelina , Cameron Diaz , Gossip , Music

I always assumed that Justin Timberlake did drugs because Cameron Diaz has a reputation for being quite the party girl. I mean, she was with Jared Leto forever and he's not even close to being squeaky clean. However, I...[More]

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Gossip for Breakfast

July 17, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Music

Remember Gwen's Gucci baby carrier that I made fun of? For once in my life my snark has bitten me in the ass. A reader in the know writes: Actually it WAS a gift, and Gwen, unlike a lot...[More]

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These Boots Were Made for Walking

July 14, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , The Olsens

Mary-Kate is so lucky. I want a pair of custom made boots that can fit my child sized calves. Related Entries: Jillian Barberie vs. Mary-Kate Olsen Goldie Hawn Wants her Clothes Back Friday Boot Eye Candy...[More]

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Puff the Magic Dragon

July 12, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Music

Sean Combs was allegedly in a huff Sunday afternoon when a passerby didn’t call him by his nickname du jour, Puff. While Puffy and his posse waited for the light to cross, maybe over to Trump International or Time...[More]

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Ryan Seacrest on 'Ana' Watch

July 12, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Gossip , Television

[Breakfast: an egg white frittata with a side of turkey bacon] Have any of you watched E! News lately? DK and I caught it the other night when Ryan Seacrest had just returned from whatever else he was doing. Maybe...[More]

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Jillian Barberie vs. Mary-Kate Olsen

July 11, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Television , The Olsens

Now even Jillian Barberie is copying Mary-Kate Olsen and most people don't even know who she is. I'm sure you've all wanted to throw tomatoes at your television screen when that commercial for Good Day L.A. comes on with...[More]

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Suri Cruise's Birth Certificate

July 10, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , TomKat

TMZ has exclusively obtained a copy of Suri Cruise’s birth certificate and have cleverly thought of a way to turn this inane news into gossip. First, St. John's Hospital has a policy of filing birth certificates within 10 days...[More]

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Lindsay Lohan's Weekend in Malibu

July 05, 2006
Part of: Gossip , LA , Lindsay Lohan , Nicole Richie , The Olsens

"OMG!! I can't believe I'm 20 but look 25 because of all the drugs I do. Wait... What was I just thinking? I don't do drugs. How fucking cool is it that I'm getting a free birthday party from...[More]

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More White Hot

June 30, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Jessica Simpson , Lindsay Lohan , Nicole Richie

The white dress isn't going away anytime soon, so snag yours up now before you go on hoiday. Just make sure it isn't see-through. Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie need to get their picture taken while making out. They...[More]

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Alison Goldfrapp is a Bond Chick--*Updated

June 28, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Music

Will Goldfrapp and James Bond be a match made in heaven? Whisperings of the possibility that Goldfrapp is doing the theme song for Casino Royale popped up on a French James Bond Website days ago. Now the British tabloids...[More]

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Patrick Reid is Closed

June 28, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , LA

Tara, Tommy and Patrick Reid Who the hell is Patrick Reid, you're thinking. He's Tara Reid's brother, duh!!!! I just passed by his clothing store on Montana Ave. in Santa Monica and there was a 'for lease' sign on...[More]

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Keira Knightley is Looking 'Ana'

June 27, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Fashion , Food , Gossip , Hollywood , Keira Knightley , Mischa Barton

Dear Ms. Knightley, I really like you despite the fact that I can't name the last movie you were in that I watched. You're really beautiful and have a spunky personality, which can't be said for a lot of...[More]

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Who's Your Mommy?

June 23, 2006
Part of: Britney , Gossip

Guess Who?...[More]

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Reese Witherspoon is Fat, Not Pregnant

June 23, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Rant , Reese Witherspoon

No, I don't think that Reese is fat. She's just not starving herself or doing massive amounts of drugs to be an emaciated Hollywood starlet. But she's a star and there aren't a lot of women her age in...[More]

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Double Feature: Starring Lindsay Lohan

June 21, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Lindsay Lohan , Paris Hilton

Lindsay is a half 'fashionista du jour' is these pictures. I love her top in the first picture--I'd totally buy it. It would be so cute with skinny black or grey jeans by J Brand. But she wore it...[More]

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Ashley Olsen in Malibu?

June 21, 2006
Part of: Gossip , LA , The Olsens

[Breakfast: a chocolate dipped biscotti and a nonfat latte] My source for many of the photos on this site, People magazine, has made a mistake. I don't know if I can ever trust them again. They posted the above picture...[More]

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Mary-Kate Olsen vs. The Munchkins

June 20, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , The Olsens

Mary-Kate Olsen was obviously watching The Wizard of Oz the other night while tripping on mushrooms or after smoking a lot of pot. Why else would she wear a dress that makes her look like a child playing dress...[More]

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Summer in Malibu

June 20, 2006
Part of: Brangelina , Britney , Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Reese Witherspoon , Television , Travel

(Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe) I've been housesitting in Malibu, which is the bomb. Where I normally live isn't deep in the city, but it feels oppressive in comparison. Malibu is one of the most relaxing places in LA...[More]

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Stoned! Jennifer Aniston

June 19, 2006
Part of: Brangelina , Gossip , Hollywood , Rant , Stoned!

Jennifer Aniston used to be cool. Sorry, I just blatantly lied. Jen had some appeal when she was on Friends. She was even pretty with hair extensions. Remember when she wore her hair in faux dreadlocks with that that...[More]

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Friday Eye Candy

June 16, 2006
Part of: Food , Friday Eye Candy , Gossip , Hollywood , Jessica Alba , Lindsay Lohan

See...Jessica Alba totally eats. I don't have proof or anything that she sucked the entire lollypop--it could've been a prop for the new movie she's filming called Bill. Both of the above pictures were taken on set. Lindsay Lohan...[More]

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Panama Hats Do Not Rock

June 16, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Lindsay Lohan , The Olsens

We're starting out Fashion Friday with a Mary-Kate Olsen trend that Lindsay Lohan thought was cool enough to copy. But it's not cool. If you're a male tourist in some country that's scorching hot, then it's possibly dorky cool....[More]

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Rumors

June 15, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Mischa Barton , Nicole Richie

A reader writes: Hi there, I really like your site....I have breakfast with it all the time : ) I just heard a rumor...Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher were killed in a helicopter crash...rumor has it that CNN received it...[More]

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Paris Hilton: 25 Going on 65

June 14, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Paris Hilton , Television

I'm being very generous here, because I've never seen someone under 70 wearing such a hideous outfit. It's something a grandmother that was colorblind would wear. Where is E!'s "How do I Look?" when you need them. Seriously...Paris Hilton...[More]

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Gossip for Breakfast

June 13, 2006
Part of: Gossip , LA , Television

Have you noticed how parts of Jeremy Piven's life are being used on Entourage? The season premiere had Adrian Grenier's character "Vincent Chase" taking his mother to the Aquaman premiere. Piven took his mother to the Emmys. I wonder if...[More]

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Fashionista Du Jour

June 13, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Gossip , Jessica Simpson

Honestly, I never thought that Jessica Simpson would make Fashionista Du Jour. She usually dresses like a Barbie Doll for photo ops, or a generic starlet when she dresses casually. In this photo she looks a bit like a...[More]

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Celebrity Makeover Du Jour

June 12, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood

Jessica Biel is like a modern day Cinderella. During the day she dresses like a college student and by night she's tranformed into a glamour puss. Don't you love fairytales? I don't care about what Biel wears during the...[More]

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Olsen Twins Retrospective

June 12, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , LA , The Olsens

I have to admit that I've been housesitting in Malibu all day. I've been doing some daydreaming about story ideas for BAT and eating and drinking. I really shouldn't be doing much of the latter due to the fact that...[More]

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Jessica Alba Feeds Starving Actresses

June 12, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Gossip , Hollywood , Jessica Alba , Kate Bosworth

Jessica Alba appears to be pro-ana, but appearances can be deceiving. The actress was kind enough to hand out cupcakes to other starving actresses like Badly Aging '80s Anorexic Doll Pussycat Doll Denise Richards, and "Superman Returns" star Kate...[More]

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Who Looks Hotter?

June 09, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip

I don't have proof that Heidi Klum's dress is a variation of the same Marc Jacobs dress that Ginnifer Goodwin first wore to The Met's Art Gala last month, but I assume it is. I'm surprised that Heidi Klum...[More]

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Guess Whose Ass?

June 09, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip

(I meant to say, "Guess whose Converse shoes?"...[More]

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Fashionistas Du Jour

June 09, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Gossip , Kate Moss , Nicole Richie

Ahh..it's Fashion Friday. This weeks selection is perfect for petite women. There actually are women that exist who don't starve themselves to be thin but are naturally that way. Some of these women can't even gain weight. Also, not...[More]

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Goth Nails Rock!

June 08, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Jessica Alba , Lindsay Lohan , The Olsens

Mary-Kate Olsen so started the black nail polish trend. No matter how scary that girl looks, there's no denying that she's a trendsetter. Jessica Alba and Lindsay Lohan have also been photographed at recent events with black nails. Jess...[More]

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You, Me and Dopey

June 08, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood

I haven't seen a screening yet of Kate Hudson's latest film "You, Me and Dupree" due in theatres July 14, but apparently this "Dupree" character has turned Kate into a dopey little girl. That or Kate's been spending too...[More]

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The Most Beautiful Baby in the World...

June 07, 2006
Part of: Brangelina , Gossip

...is not yours. Get that straight. It's Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt....[More]

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Fashionista Du Jour

June 07, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Gossip , Kate Bosworth

I generally loathe leggings, but a girl on my flight from LA to London changed my mind about them. She was a very petite girl and was wearing her leggings with a slouchy long tank and black flats that...[More]

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Heat Drives Fat and Thin Stars Crazy

June 07, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Gossip , Nicole Richie

What else do stars like Nicole Richie and Kirstie Alley do to beat the heat besides going to the beach in Malibu? Water sports. Here both actresses are pictured kindly donating their water to the needy paparazzi and it...[More]

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Like a Scene from Entourage

June 07, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Television

Jeremy Piven forgot to go into his default character "Ari Gold" from Entourage the other night at Bungalow 8. Instead he channeled Kevin Dillon's character on the show "Drama" during a bitch fest with Stephen Dorff over Dorff cutting...[More]

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Fashionista Du Jour

June 06, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Gossip , Sienna Miller

Sienna Miller may not be a talented actress, but she's a talented fashionista. She was hanging out in Malibu with Jude Law and the rest of Hollywood this past scorching weekend. Now I'm inspired to wear a baby doll...[More]

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Ashton Kutcher vs. The Village People

June 06, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip

I know you are all like why does Ashton dress like a freak sometimes. I finally figured it out. He must be up for a role in a movie about The Village People-- duhh!!!...[More]

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Stars in Black & White

June 05, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip

Black and white is a classic fashion combination that not everyone can pull off. Mandy Moore and Carmen Electra look girly and pretty in these pictures. How Carmen can pull off polka dots and a dress that no one...[More]

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Britney's KIT Porsche Speedster

June 05, 2006
Part of: Britney , Gossip , LA

James Dean is way hotter in his Porsche Spyder than Britney Spears is in her Speedster. Also, James' Spyder was an original whereas Brit's is probably a kit replica. Vintage Porsches are very rare and range in the upper...[More]

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K.D. Looks "Ana"

June 05, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Gossip

[Breakfast: a slice of raspberry and hazelnut cake and green ginger Tazo tea] I know I've said in the past that Kirsten Dunst doesn't appear too skinny in person, but this picture of her in a bikini taken in Cannes...[More]

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Postcard From Cannes- Part Two

June 02, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Travel

[Breakfast: Green Ginger Tazo tea and a Toffee Crisp] (Kirsten Dunst with Sophia Coppola and Jason Schwartzman in Cannes) This postcard from Cannes stuff isn’t necessarily going to be in order so you’ll just have to deal. Also, it’s going...[More]

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Gossip for Breakfast in Cannes

May 26, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , TomKat , Travel

Just heard the "real" reason for Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman's divorce. My source says that Nicole was alledgedly made pregnant by the doctor that was treating her on the set of Moulin Rouge for her sprained ankle. Shockingly though,...[More]

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Postcard from Cannes - Part One

May 23, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Nicole Richie , Travel

[Breakfast - Croissant with Nutella spread, Cafe Au Lait] DK had told me that I wouldn't run into many stars in Cannes, but at the panel on Film Finance that I attended, Faye Dunaway was sitting a few seats away...[More]

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Fashionistas Du Jour

May 17, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Gossip , Mischa Barton , Paris Hilton

Stare at these pictures for a few minutes. It's a rare sight to catch Mischa Barton or Paris Hilton looking stylish. Mischa was forced to wear Roberto Cavali since the party she went to was for said fashion designer....[More]

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White Hot vs White Not

May 17, 2006
Part of: Brangelina , Fashion , Gossip , TomKat

Angie and Ryan are flawless in white. But WTF is up with Christina Aguilera and Janet Jackson? Christina needs to keep her clothes on, because I am convinced that she's a porn star now instead of a pop star....[More]

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Hollywood Ghetto Fabulous

May 16, 2006
Part of: Britney , Gossip

If you admire Beyonce's ghetto fab style, you're in luck. The picture of her (top right) was taken during a House of Deleon fashion shoot. Beyonce's mama knows fashion. Fergie, on the other hand, thought her outfit was what...[More]

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Who Lives Here?

May 16, 2006
Part of: Gossip , LA , Lindsay Lohan

Guess Who?...[More]

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Posh Hearts Sienna

May 10, 2006
Part of: Food , Gossip , Sienna Miller

Sienna Miller and Victoria Beckham are reportedly BFF's. Let's hope that their friendship doesn't end like that of Denise Richard and Heather Locklear. The two bonded after allegedly puking up--that's my theory--Jamie Oliver's food at a recent Burberry party....[More]

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A Side of Stars with your Toast

May 10, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Television

[Breakfast: a toasted chocolate chip bagel with cream cheese] A reader writes: So I know I have only been back a few days but could it be possible that I am being stalked by people on T.V.? I get off...[More]

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Stoned!

May 10, 2006
Part of: Britney , Gossip , Hollywood , Music , Stoned! , Travel

--Halle Berry had to act out sex scenes solo for her new movie “Perfect Stranger” when co-star Bruce Willis couldn’t make the shoot. This is the first time that technology has been used for to create a sex scene....[More]

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Fashionistas Du Jour

May 10, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Gossip

Demi Moore almost always looks perfectly styled. I love her dress, but the baby candy on her arm is a tad overly styled. I think it took Ashton longer to get ready, actually. And why does Demi's daughter match...[More]

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I See Stars

May 09, 2006
Part of: Gossip , LA

Real Food Daily in West Hollywood and Santa Monica are still great places for star sightings. The one in Santa Monica is right by a Power Yoga studio where a lot of famous people go. Thursday night, DK and...[More]

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Fashion Forward: 25 going on 40

May 09, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Jessica Alba , Jessica Simpson

I'm still happy that Jessica Alba has been photographed in clothes instead of swimsuits, but I think she's taking the sophisticated twentysomething look a bit too far. She just turned 25, not 35. But Alba looks way better than......[More]

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Stoned!

May 09, 2006
Part of: Britney , Gossip , Hollywood , Mischa Barton , Stoned! , Television

--Coyotes in Malibu must be starving. They hungrily eyed Mischa Barton and Rachel Bilson on a recent location shoot for “The O.C.” J/K. They were eating the girls’ leftovers, because those girls have no meat on them. Duh! Mischa...[More]

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Eat Your Spinach...

May 09, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Literati

...and maybe you'll meet your own Popeye someday, Teri Hatcher. Here's a picture of Ter from a recent book signing in Beverly Hills looking very Olive Oylish. Did any of you catch Teri on Oprah last week? That woman...[More]

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Jessica Hayworth

May 08, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Jessica Simpson

Umm...not even close. Jess should fire her hair stylist and BFF, Ken Paves, and her stylist. (What celeb only hangs with their hair stylist anyway? They'll never meet any new men that way.) Ms. Simpson looks like......[More]

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ANTM's Danielle vs Laurence Fishburne

May 08, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Television

I've found a gap toothed role model for Danielle from "America's Next Top Model." Poor Danielle was pressured by Tyra Banks into fixing the gap in her teeth. Danielle is that rare aspiring model who has self-esteem. Her good...[More]

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Pregnant Fashionista Du Jour

May 07, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Gossip , LA , Music

Gwen looks her normal fashionable self on the left. I would totally wear that Kimono style dress if I were on the heavy side. It's flattering for big boobs and a big gut. But WTF is Gwen wearing in...[More]

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Celebrity Makeover Du Jour

May 05, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood

> WTF? Kelly Osbourne looks good in this picture. But she doesn't look good enough......[More]

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Mission Impossible 3: Already Accomplished

May 05, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , LA , TomKat

TomKat had a baby together. I don't need to see Mission Impossible 3 now. Here's a lovely picture of the happiest couple in Hollywood at the premiere, though. Good to know that Katie is still somewhat alive. Related Entries:...[More]

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Nicole Richie is Tres Dull

May 05, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Gossip , Nicole Richie , Rant

Nicole Ritchie even thinks that she's too skinny. I don't believe her, because she always wears clothes that flaunt her bones. She told Vanity Fair magazine: "I know I'm too thin right now, so I wouldn't want any young...[More]

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Fashionista Du Jour

May 05, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood

Kate Beckinsale is so pretty when she's not smoking cigarettes....[More]

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David Bowie gets Woody

May 04, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Music

David Bowie is tired of the music industry and is taking a year off. What does this illustrious icon do with his spare time? “I go for a walk every morning, and I watch a ton of movies. One...[More]

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Stoned!

May 04, 2006
Part of: Britney , Gossip , Hollywood , Kate Moss , Literati , Paris Hilton , Politics , Sienna Miller , Stoned!

--I know you've been dying to see the English teaser trailer for "Casino Royale." Daniel Craig doesn't even have to say he's James Bond. The haters must be royally pissed. Click here to check it out. --Britney hired another...[More]

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Gossip for Breakfast

May 04, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood

[Breakfast: a chocolate dipped almond biscotti and a soy chai latte] A BAT source has exclusively shed light on the Kevin Costner massage incident for us. This incident being that a massage therapist claims that Kevin exposed himself and carried...[More]

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Fashionistas Du Jour

May 03, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Gossip , NYC

Thandie Newton and Michelle Monaghan both looked lovely and feminine at The Met in metallic shades. I'm glad that they stayed away from wearing black and white. Related Entry: This Hollywood Mama Diet Sucks...[More]

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Is Melissa George the new Rose McGowan?

May 03, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Television

Related Entry: Stoned!...[More]

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Belle of the Ball

May 03, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Jessica Alba , Kate Moss , NYC

Jessica Alba looks so gorgeous and goddesslike. I hate it that I can't find anything bad to say about her. Our favorite......[More]

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Costumes at The Met

May 02, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Lindsay Lohan , NYC , Sienna Miller

Hmm...when Sienna gets it wrong, she really gets it wrong. Maybe she was hoping to get a job dancing with Madonna. Her hair and makeup are completely blah. And it's hard for me to believe that she's a day...[More]

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Guess Who @ The Met?

May 02, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , NYC

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The Olsens do the Met

May 02, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , NYC , The Olsens

Ashley and Mary-Kate need to get out more often. They look OK in Bagdley Mishka, but I'm kind of sick of MK's goth look. And......[More]

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Scarlett in Fashion

May 02, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , NYC , Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett protests the paparazzi during the day, but at night (here at the Met gala standing next to and wearing Stella McCartney) it's a different story. Yeah, I'd rather be photographed in full makeup and dress, too. Related Entries:...[More]

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The Nanny Stalkers

May 02, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , NYC , Politics , Scarlett Johansson

Damn. Alicia Keys joined Scarlett Johansson in her photo protest. (Currently the two are filming "The Nanny Diaries" in NYC.) What a supportive co-star. Except her sign should say "I agree" because she has no paparazzi stalking her ass....[More]

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Fashionista Du Jour

May 02, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood , Television

Fashion Friday has come early due to a slew of Metropolitan Museum of Art Gala photos. How gorgeous is Ginnifer Goodwin in Marc by Marc Jacobs? She's my new favorite "anti-Ana" Hollywood starlet. I do still love......[More]

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Just in Time for Prom Season

May 02, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip

This would make a fabulous prom dress or Sweet Sixteen dress for one of those spoiled rich bitches on that MTV show. So why is SJP wearing it? Related Entries: Isaac--The Queenie Bitch from Hell Celebrity Mole Golden Globes...[More]

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Scarlett Protests

May 02, 2006
Part of: Gossip , NYC , Politics , Scarlett Johansson

"I'm Being Harrassed by the Person Taking the Picture" What happened to the days when Hollywood starlets were just grateful for being working actresses? The Mexican immigrants were going to help Scarlett with her cause, but they were too...[More]

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Kate Bosworth vs. Amy Smart

May 02, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Kate Bosworth

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The #1 Fake-and-Bake Tan of 2006

May 02, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton looked normal coming back from the airport the other day. Obviously breaking up with Stavros pushed her to the darkside. Related Entries: I See London, I See France... Show Jumping with Paris Wanna Hang with Tara Reid?...[More]

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Fashionista Du Jour

May 01, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood , Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba must have made a pact with herself to dress classier after her birthday (or the Playboy scandal). I haven't seen a picture of her in a bikini for weeks. Related Entries: Stoned! Albaisms Jessica Alba vs. Playboy...[More]

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Goldie Hawn Wants her Clothes Back

May 01, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood

Kate Hudson seriously needs to think about what she's wearing. If Kate can't be a proper Hollywood star (for lack of talent), she should at least dress like one. I'm sure Goldie has plenty of fab clothes from ages...[More]

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Separated by Bad Skin and Bad Teeth

May 01, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Music , Television

Too bad. Elisha Cuthbert and Jewel were so close to being twins....[More]

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Maybe Amy will Grow some Boobs Someday

May 01, 2006
Part of: Gossip

I hope that Amy Smart is just nutty and thinks that breasts grow on trees, and that perhaps by wearing a tree dress hers will magically sprout. Instead, her chest looks like a pancake covered by an ugly tree...[More]

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Coachella Fuggers

May 01, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Music , Nicole Richie

Nicky Hilton didn't get the memo that said dress for a music festival in the desert. She dressed for a charity event in Palm Desert. BTW: All black in the desert is a fashion don't. Nicole Richie was hanging...[More]

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Seventeen's "Pro--Ana" Supplement

April 28, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Gossip , Literati , Nicole Richie

Yes, all of the West Coast teenage rich bitches are anorexic and now Seventeen magazine is trying to capitalize on it. Whom best to edit this "Seventeen supplement about 'West Coast luxury fashion,'" called Deluxe but stylist-to-only-anorexic stars, Rachel...[More]

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Fashionistas Du Jour

April 28, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood , Reese Witherspoon

Reese Witherspoon is not wearing a typical Hollywood starlet outfit, but then she's an actual star. Her outfit would be nice for church or lunch with the ladies. Mandy Moore is rocking the dark hair. Her edgier new look...[More]

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Mary-Kate Olsen vs. Tom Cruise

April 27, 2006
Part of: Gossip , The Olsens , TomKat

Cleary Mary-Kate needs an injection of Scientology to get her self-esteem up....[More]

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Mirror, Mirror on the Wall...

April 27, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Jessica Simpson

(Guess Who?)...[More]

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Stoned!

April 26, 2006
Part of: Britney , Gossip , Keira Knightley , Literati , Stoned! , Television

--Keira Knightley is the new face of Chanel’s perfume campaign. “Keira follows in the footsteps of Kate Moss, Nicole Kidman and singer Vanessa Paradis as one of the faces of Chanel.” Yeah, Keira’s making bank. [The Sun] --Glass lodged...[More]

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Fattie Fashion Du Jour

April 26, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood , Lindsay Lohan

Even the skinniest girls have fat days. Here are a few outfits that are perfect for those days. The outfit on the left that Michelle Pfeiffer is wearing (on a break from her latest movie) is perfect for Kirstie...[More]

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Michelle Rodriguez is not Lost

April 26, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Television

I figured out why Michelle Rodriguez would take 5 days of jail over doing community service for her second DUI. She's into bad girls. Via TMZ: 'Lost' jailbird Michelle Rodriguez is living in a military style dorm with 60...[More]

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Jude Law is a Horses Ass

April 26, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Sienna Miller

I know you're all wondering why Sienna Miller would take Jude back, even if they're just fuck buddies or she's trying to save some cash by staying at his rented Topanga Canyon house for a couple of weeks. These...[More]

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Give me an Orgasm

April 26, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Music , Sienna Miller

OMG if Johnny Depp ends up playing the late former INXS frontman Michael Hutchence in a movie, I will die. Michael Hutchence was soo hot and Johnny Depp is the only actor right to play him. The film's producers...[More]

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Hilary vs. Keri

April 26, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip

Who really rocks the white tank top?...[More]

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I See London, I See France...

April 25, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Paris Hilton

...you'll have to go to the next page to see Paris' underpants and other bad Barbie Doll fashion including a pair of ugly gold trainers by Lamb (WTF? Gwen). For this page, I spent hours trying to find a...[More]

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The Couple That Dresses Together....

April 25, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip

...stays together. Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale are both wearing shades of olive green and black. Hmm...now I'm craving a Martini. Just yesterday a picture of Gwen in a yellow dress motivated me to......[More]

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Like Daughter, Like Mother

April 25, 2006
Part of: Brangelina , Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood

(Images via Just Jared) Not really. Angie calls all the fashion shots. (I guess she already got sick of Brad's Mohawk.) Isn't is cute how she wore Zahara's bandana for this photo-op with Ann Curry from "The Today Show?"...[More]

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Denise and Richie Do Laguna Beach

April 25, 2006
Part of: Gossip

Richie Sambora and Denise Richards were hanging out in Laguna Beach on April 20th. I'm glad that Charlie Sheen isn't the only one having fun. Previously: Denise and Heather not BFF...[More]

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Fashionista Du Jour

April 24, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Gossip , Mischa Barton

Mischa Barton looks pretty instead of her usual haphazard mess. Guess she used a good stylist for this event. Previously: Mischa Barton is "Marissa" Best Celebrity Makeover Du Jour Stoned!...[More]

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Denise and Heather not BFF

April 24, 2006
Part of: Gossip

Just yesterday DK and I were discussing the details of Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen's divorce. "Why would she marry a guy with his history in the first place? Guys like that don't change," I said. "I'm sure she...[More]

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Lesbian Icons

April 24, 2006
Part of: Brangelina , Gossip , Hollywood

We're always seeing and hearing about gay male celebrity icons who aren't necessarily gay themselves. But who turns on gay women besides Angelina Jolie? One of BAT's correspondants reported that at the recent lesbian conference "Club Skirts Dinah Shore...[More]

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Happy Monday!

April 24, 2006
Part of: Gossip

I know that Mondays suck, but your day could be worse. What if you had a young, impressionable daughter who decided that she had the have The Pussycat Dolls? Luckily they aren't available yet. Mommy, I want to be...[More]

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God Save The Queen

April 24, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Sienna Miller

Actually, Sienna Miller needs to be saved by the fashion Gods. WTF is up with her hideous outfit? Perhaps Sienna was feeling patriotic and wanted to honor the Queen's three birthdays by wearing that ugly hat a few times...[More]

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Scarlett--Keeping it Real

April 18, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Gossip , Nicole Richie , Scarlett Johansson

Sure Scarlett Johansson could have gotten a light tan before vacationing in Jamaica with her honey, Josh Hartnett. But how refreshing is it that she looks like a normal person on vacation. Today is pick-on-Nicole Richie day, so if...[More]

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I'm Suri for Messing up your Life, Katie

April 18, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , TomKat

I'm just kidding. Suri is the name of TomKat's baby girl. CNN reports that Suri weighed 7 pounds, 7 ounces and measured 20 inches long . I'm so happy that I don't have to read any more blogs speculating...[More]

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Nicole Richie's Fake Hair

April 18, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Gossip , Nicole Richie , Sienna Miller

Nicole Richie recently got hair extensions. I know you’re like, who cares? Sienna Miller just got them too, and I didn’t write about hers. But Sienna had short hair, so it’s the norm to get longer extensions. Nicole, on...[More]

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Mischa Barton is "Marissa"

April 18, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Mischa Barton , Television

Mischa Barton can't seem to get away from Marissa and "The O.C." That's because Mischa is Marissa. In this Keds ad, Marissa has clearly run away to New York City and is depressed because she has to wear clothes...[More]

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Fashionista Du Jour

April 17, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Gossip , LA

Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale are the cutest. Friday the couple lunched at Bar a Vin in Silverlake....[More]

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Entourage's Lakers Field Trip

April 17, 2006
Part of: Gossip , LA , Television

Remember that post I wrote last Wednesday about "Entourage" filming a scene at a Lakers game that night? I was right. Page Six wrote about the details of the scene on Friday. "JEREMY Piven may not be "hugging it out"...[More]

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Like Son, Like Father

April 15, 2006
Part of: Brangelina , Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood

Maddox Jolie-Pitt sets another trend: The Mohawk. He's had his forever, but was finally able to talk Daddy Brad Pitt into getting one. Stay tuned for next week when son and father get matching tatts....[More]

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Fashionista Du Jour

April 14, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Gossip , Lindsay Lohan

I wonder if Mandy Moore and Lindsay Lohan have the same stylist. Even though this is similar to a lot of Lindsay Lohan's recent looks, Mandy looks fresher. She gets sleep and refrains from drugs, I assume....[More]

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Fashion Friday Nightmare=TomKat in GQ

April 14, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , TomKat

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Jessica Simpson Finds her True Religion

April 14, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson doesn't wear any jeans under $150, so I don't know why she cut a multimillion dollar licensing deal to promote low-priced jeans and apparel. Papa Joe should have realized this before he committed Jess to the deal,...[More]

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Carmen Electra is not Preggers

April 13, 2006
Part of: Gossip

I wonder how often Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro talk. Dave said here that the couple would definitely have a child in 2007. But Carmen told The Early Show 2 days ago, "I'm definitely not pregnant. I've been hearing...[More]

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Fashionista Du Jour

April 13, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Gossip , Sienna Miller

Sienna Miller filming in TriBeCa....[More]

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Show Jumping with Paris

April 13, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Paris Hilton

Paris gets to practice her horse jumps everytime she wants to get out of the house. I bet she fancies herself an Arabian. Let's hope she's not put out to pasture anytime soon. WTF? I swear I wasn't crossing...[More]

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Lindsay and Colin Get Full Body Waxes

April 12, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Lindsay Lohan , NYC

Madame Tussauds Interactive Experience in New York City debuted Lindsay Lohan and Colin Farrell wax figures last night. Scary. A Red-headed Lindsay would have been so much cuter. Now little girls everywhere can drag their families to NYC to...[More]

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Fashionista Du Jour

April 12, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Gossip , Kate Moss , Lindsay Lohan , Nicole Richie

I don't care about pictures of Lindsay Lohan hanging out with Kate Moss unless there's juicy gossip to go with them. However, I do care about what Kate is wearing. Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie should note that Kate...[More]

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Ari Gold Hearts The Lakers

April 12, 2006
Part of: Gossip , LA , Television

DK and I were sitting at the counter of The Counter restaurant last night.(Personally, I think that The Apple Pan should be called The Counter because there are only counter seats and The Counter should be called The Burger,...[More]

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Scary Teri

April 12, 2006
Part of: Gossip

If Teri Hatcher doesn't watch out, she'll morph into Janice Dickinson. Previously: Guess Who's Dating? Stoned!...[More]

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Brit and Kev need to Employ a Nurse

April 11, 2006
Part of: Britney , Gossip

It appears that Brit and Kev live in another reality where babies that fall from high chairs are magically OK. Good thing that they noticed 6 days after the fall that little Sean Preston was sleeping too long and...[More]

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Celebrity Print Makeover Du Jour

April 10, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Television

Evangeline Lilly looks so much hotter in this picture from the May issue of Elle magazine than here. Previously: Rug Burn and Evangeline Lilly Doing Coke off of Burberry Rugs...[More]

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Jessica Simpson: 25 going on 70

April 10, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Jessica Simpson

This picture of Jessica Simpson was taken the other day in Sydney, Australia. Her look here seems inspired by the late fashion editor extraordinaire, Carrie Donovan, who was also featured in some Old Navy commercials. The look is a...[More]

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Gwyneth Paltrow is a Mommy x 2

April 10, 2006
Part of: Gossip

People reports that Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin now have a son named Moses Martin just in time for Passover. Moses is also the name of a song Martin wrote for Paltrow in 2003. I wonder if first born...[More]

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Who Lives Here?

April 10, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Kate Moss

Which house belongs to Kate Moss and which one belongs to Jude Law?...[More]

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Maddox Jolie-Pitt is Trendy

April 07, 2006
Part of: Brangelina , Fashion , Gossip

I wrote about the red nail polish trend here weeks ago. But you only know something is officially a trend when Maddox Jolie-Pitt is wearing it. I'm glad that he finds time for a mani with Mommy. Previously: Mr....[More]

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Friday Boot Eye Candy

April 07, 2006
Part of: Gossip , NYC , Sienna Miller

I'll take Sienna Miller's boot hand-me-downs. She even has the perfect pair of black high heeled ones in character as Edie Sedgwick (center). My favorite pair are the ones below (on Sienna top left). Previously: Sienna Miller's Finally a...[More]

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Gossip for Lunch

April 06, 2006
Part of: Gossip

Julia Roberts has a lot on her plate with a nearly sold out Broadway play and her fight to save the environment. She’s currently on a crusade to save land near her home in New Mexico from being drilled...[More]

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Gossip for Breakfast

April 06, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Television

Kristin Cavallari won't die. I wish that she would at least go back to Laguna Beach. Perez Hilton reports that she and ex-boyfriend, Brody Jenner, are back together again and that "The two enjoyed a very romantic lunch in...[More]

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Diary Of A Mad Housewife

April 05, 2006
Part of: Gossip , TomKat

I'm overjoyed that Katie Holmes has been to her hair stylist and has a very fashionable new coat*. The Scientologists must be feeding her happy pills vitamins. *The first two pictures were taken outside Barneys. Previously: Pregnant Hollywood Fashionistas...[More]

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Sharon Stone Wants to Direct

April 05, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood

Sharon Stone is getting crazier by the day. Now she wants to direct "Basic Instinct 3." Though directing a softcore film could be a stepping stone into directing hardcore porn films. I stand corrected. Auntie Sharon is one savvy...[More]

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Best Celebrity Makeover Du Jour

April 05, 2006
Part of: Gossip , LA , Mischa Barton

Malibu does weird things to people. Maybe it's the water. Mischa Barton was photographed there late last week (top left) with boyfriend Cisco Adler looking frumpy a la Holly Hobby (center). Then she was photographed again on Sunday at...[More]

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Mr and Mrs Malibu's House

April 04, 2006
Part of: Brangelina , Gossip , LA

Us Weekly has photos of Brangelina's $9 million dollar Malibu house. I wish the pictures were better though, because they make the house look really small. These are the standard MLS pictures that were used to sell the house....[More]

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Sienna Miller's Finally a Star

April 03, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Sienna Miller

Sienna Miller just got back from Guatemala* and is sporting three new star tattoos on her shoulder. She obviously thinks that the tats will help transform her from starlet to movie star. Given Sienna's movie track record, she's going...[More]

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Stoned!

April 03, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Kate Moss , Lindsay Lohan , Stoned!

--Kate Moss has dropped her libel suit against Channel 5 hours before the trial date was to be set. Channel 5 had aired a documentary claiming that she had collapsed into a cocaine coma in 2001. Oh, and Naomi...[More]

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Friday Eye Candies

March 31, 2006
Part of: Ashlee Simpson , Friday Eye Candy , Gossip , Hollywood

Mandy Moore is looking really hot here on the set of "Dedicated" in NYC. This look reminds me of "Charlie's Angels," the '70s, and two Jackies. (Jaclyn Smith in "Charlie's Angels" and Jacqueline Bissett In "Two for the Road")...[More]

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Please Don't Kill Me Indiana Jones

March 30, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood

(Harrison and Calista Flockhart at the Sydney premiere of "Firewall") Harrison Ford hates bloggers and the internet. I find this odd because my sources tell me that Ford is an alleged longtime stoner. Agro stoners are not a pretty...[More]

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Guess Who's Dating?

March 30, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Television

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Naomi Campbell Arrested

March 30, 2006
Part of: Gossip

(Photo: Splash News) I'm surprised by this news. I really am. After seeing Naomi Campbell on The Tyra Banks show a couple of months ago, I believed that Naomi had really changed. She had made her amends and wasn't...[More]

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Celebrity Sighting Du Jour

March 30, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood

A BAT correspondent wrote in: Shannon Elizabeth at eat.sunset Monday night. she looked pretty and was wearing flattering/tight jeans and a sweater. Shannon was tall, like 5'8 or 9 (though I didn't see her shoes) her hair was what...[More]

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Sharon Stone vs Sharon Stone

March 29, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood

The Evil Stepmother I can't figure out what's going on with Sharon Stone. I know actresses are crazy and will often do and say anything for publicity, but Stone is out of control. Sorry, Auntie Shar!! Contact Music found...[More]

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Keira Knightley can Legally Drink at Mood!

March 28, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Keira Knightley

I was really worried that TMZ would catch Keira Knightley boozing it up at Mood in LA before she turned 21. Now we can celebrate! Whoo hoo! That Pig mask disguise that Keira used to travel incognito was so...[More]

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Wigtastic!

March 28, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Wigtastic!

Guess Who?...[More]

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A Tabloid's Wet Dream

March 27, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Jessica Simpson

Yeah, I wasn't surprised at all when Page Six reported this weekend that Kristin Cavallari and Nick Lachey were off. I don't believe that they were ever on. Their relationship seemed like a whipped up fabrication created by smart...[More]

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Friday MILF Candy

March 24, 2006
Part of: Brangelina , Friday Eye Candy , Gossip

America's Royal Family may be returning to North America. It's about time that we got our #1 MILF back. Previously: Got MILF? Friday Skank Candy Friday Eye Candy...[More]

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The Donald on Britney and K-Fed

March 23, 2006
Part of: Britney , Gossip

Next time Britney Spears has a baby, she may as well name Donald Trump the Godfather. The Donald had advice for Brit even before she married Kevin Federline. Trump didn’t seem to think that Kev was a good husband...[More]

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Inside Man on the Red Carpet

March 23, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , NYC

My inside man allegedly witnessed a few wacky things while walking the red carpet at "Inside Man" premiere this week. The red carpet at a film premiere often turns into a zoo, but someone must have spiked gossip columnist's...[More]

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Wigtastic!

March 23, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Wigtastic!

Guess Who?...[More]

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Stoned!

March 22, 2006
Part of: Brangelina , Gossip , Hollywood , Jessica Simpson , Literati , Music , Paris Hilton , Politics , Stoned!

--Isaac Hayes isn’t leaving "South Park" and Chef behind, you ignorant fools. “FoxNews.com has deemed it "ridiculous" that the singer, who has been recovering from a stroke suffered in mid-January, would all of a sudden turn against the show...[More]

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Pregnant Hollywood Fashionistas

March 21, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , TomKat

Katie Holmes must read BAT, because she's looking more fashionable. Or maybe being away from her Scientologist handler for a few weeks snapped her out of her downward fashion spiral. Unfortunately, BAT's approved TomKat mentor, Gwen Stefani, was looking...[More]

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Lesbians Love Angie

March 20, 2006
Part of: Brangelina , Drew Barrymore , Gossip , Hollywood

The Sun U.K. reports that readers of gay magazine Diva have voted Angelina Jolie as the top star they'd want to have sex with. For years unofficial surveys of straight women have also concluded that Angelina is their number...[More]

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"The Simple Life's" Desperate Housewife

March 20, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Gossip , Nicole Richie , Television

"Nicole Richie irritated a local family during taping of "The Simple Life" by asking an 11-year-old boy, in graphic language, if she looked attractive. The boy was playing basketball Wednesday in the driveway of his home. Richie, pushing a...[More]

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Got MILF?

March 20, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Lindsay Lohan , Paris Hilton

Lindsay Lohan's mother, Dina, might be dating Steven Bing The Daily News reports. I find it highly unlikely that Steven Bing went from dating Elizabeth Hurley and Nicole Kidman to Dina Lohan. Dina must give a mean blow job....[More]

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Friday Skank Candy

March 17, 2006
Part of: Friday Eye Candy , Gossip , Paris Hilton

Kimberly Stewart was tired of people mistaking her for ex BFF, Paris Hilton, so she got another boob job. Remember when she gave her previous boobies to her ex boytoy Jack Osbourne? In other news, Kim wears thongs that...[More]

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HuffCloon--The End?

March 16, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Literati , Politics

Arianna Huffington has one last thought on all that jazz about George Clooney and that fateful blog gone wrong: "...So while this is definitely the last time I'll rely on an okay-to-publish from a publicist, it most assuredly won't be...[More]

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Diesel Loves Eurotrash?

March 16, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood

Vin Diesel admits in a Details magazine article that he prefers to date women in Europe because less people know who he is there. The real reason is obviously because he prefers to date men in the United States....[More]

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More on HuffCloon

March 16, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Literati , Politics

I've heard Arianna Huffington say some wacky things first hand but find it hard to believe that she'd threaten George Clooney. In case you haven't noticed, almost everything that Clooney says in the press is sarcastic in nature. The...[More]

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Angelina is definitely 'Ana'

March 16, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Brangelina , Gossip

Angelina Jolie does everything while pregnant except eat. Previously: Stoned! Has jessica alba joined the 'ana' club?" America's Next top role model...[More]

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Stoned!

March 15, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Seinfeld-esque , Stoned! , Television

--“Desperate Housewives” should be called “Desperate Actresses.” That’s what I’ll name my new pilot! It’s a story about an ensemble cast of actresses who are so desperate to stay in the spotlight that their lives revolve around topping each...[More]

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More Huff about Clooney

March 15, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Literati , Politics

(Arianna and George) Now producer Jane Hamsher has blogged on The Huffington Post that things went down just the way Arianna Huffington said when she spoke with George Clooney about blogging. "John Amato and I were there with Arianna...[More]

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Clooney in a Huff

March 15, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Literati , Politics

*Updated Arianna Huffington has enough famous people blogging on her site, so I don't get why she would deny George Clooney's request to take down a post that he only authorized under certain circumstances. It makes no sense that Clooney...[More]

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Gossip for Breakfast

March 14, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Jessica Simpson

[Breakfast: a banana with a tablespoon of almond butter] What does Nick Lachey do when he's had a really stressful day? He recently played video games in the green room before a Sirius interview with Cosmo Girl. This was after...[More]

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Wigtastic!

March 13, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Wigtastic!

Guess who?...[More]

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Diane Keaton's Secret: She's a Mummy!!!

March 13, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood

Diane Keaton is obviously one of the most neurotic actors around. She dresses so that her best body parts are highlighted--not so weird. What is weird, is that literally the only body parts that she likes are her face...[More]

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Doing Coke off of Burberry Rugs

March 12, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Kate Moss , Television

[Breakfast: apple juice and a handful of almonds] Rachel Weisz' Burberry fragrance ads just launched. Kate Moss used to have a lucrative contract with the company, but was dropped once she got caught with the white stuff. Meanwhile, E! announced...[More]

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The Alley Cats

March 10, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Keira Knightley , Lindsay Lohan , Nicole Richie

Red nails are in, didn't you know? What's more important is figuring out which one of these scrappy starlets would win a catfight. I'm voting for Keira Knightley. I would say Nicole Richie if she gained 15 pounds. Lindsay...[More]

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Paris and Zeta are Dating

March 10, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Nicole Richie , Paris Hilton

How cute is it that Paris Hilton and Zeta Graff went on a date? (info and image via TMZ) Dinner at Mr. Chow's in Beverly Hills and then drinks and dancing perhaps? at The Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood. I...[More]

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Stoned!

March 09, 2006
Part of: Ashlee Simpson , Christina Ricci , Gossip , Hollywood , Lindsay Lohan , Politics , Reese Witherspoon , Stoned! , Television

--The latest actress who had to gain weight for a role is Salma Hayek for Ask the Dust. She felt real trepidation about doing a love scene with Colin Farrell weighing roughly the same as an average American woman....[More]

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Michele Merkin Turning the Red Carpet into Foreplay

March 09, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Television

The Style Network's own Michele Merkin from "Foody Call" obviously doesn't eat, so it's not surprising that she picks up on cute chicks instead. Is she a lezzy or was she just angling to get in with Carmen Electra...[More]

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Oscars Hottest Couples

March 08, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Reese Witherspoon , Television

William H. Macy and Felicty Huffman. Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams. Ryan Phillipe and Reese Witherspoon....[More]

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The Oscars vs. My Birthday

March 08, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Sparkly , Television

The Winner: My Birthday...[More]

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Gossip for Breakfast

March 08, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , LA

Which Italian Stallion was alledgedly interested in buying Sophia Loren's Westlake, CA estate but Sophia Loren's son told the estate agent, No way!?...[More]

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Stoned! Giuliana Depandi

March 07, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Stoned! , Television

Oscar for Best Red Carpet Rendezvous: George Clooney and E!'s Giuliana Depandi Giuliana kissed George on the cheek while congratulating him on his Oscar win!! It took me a couple of award shows to warm up to E!'s Giuliana...[More]

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Beauty and the Oscar

March 07, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Keira Knightley , Television

Michelle Williams, Keira Knightley and Uma Thurman are my picks for the Goddesses of the Oscars....[More]

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Lindsay Lohan Sobers Up

March 06, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Lindsay Lohan , Television

Lindsay Lohan didn't look wasted on the red carpet, but she did have imperfect hair and makeup. Maybe 'cause she did them herself. Lindsay admitted to a reporter that she had applied her own makeup. She also looks like...[More]

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Naomi Watts and her Bump

March 06, 2006
Part of: Gossip

I think it's pretty obvious that the rumors about Naomi Watts being pregnant are true. Her dress at last night's Academy Awards had way too much room in it. Perhaps it has room to grow for a future shotgun...[More]

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Paris Hilton Banned From Vanity Fair Oscar Party?

March 04, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Paris Hilton

Bill Maher and Graydon Carter, editor of Vanity Fair, on "Real Time with Bill Maher" discussing the current state of faux celebrities: BM - "Other than Paris Hilton, how many of these 'people' will be able to get into...[More]

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Gossip for Breakfast

March 03, 2006
Part of: Gossip

One of my sources told me that Sheryl Crow and Lance Armstrong broke off their engagement because she allegedly prefers women. You read it here first. Previously: Stoned! on the Weekend Gossip for Breakfast...[More]

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Paris Hilton Quote Du Jour

March 03, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Paris Hilton

"My acting coach told me I have a similar style of acting to her [Charlize Theron] so we may end up vying for the same parts." [Female First] Paris Hilton's acting teacher was just being sycophantic. He was really...[More]

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Stoned!- Isaac Watch

March 03, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Scarlett Johansson , Stoned! , Television

Scarlett Johansson decided to speak out after all about her Golden Globes groping by Isaac Mizrahi. Too bad that they can't kiss and make up at the Oscars, since Scarlett won't be attending. "It was definitely in poor taste,"...[More]

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Stoned!

March 02, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Gossip , Hollywood , Kate Moss , LA , Lindsay Lohan , Nicole Richie , Stoned! , Television , The Olsens

(image via Gallery of the Absurd) --Skulls and bones are in with the waifs. Kate Moss, Mary-Kate Olsen, Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan are all very partial to a certain Alexander McQueen skull scarf. Skeletons wearing skeletons—I love it!...[More]

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Just Say No To Drugs....

March 02, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Lindsay Lohan

...on the red carpet Lindsay Lohan!!! I know that everyone's talking about your nip slip in this picture but the real travesty is your face and eyes. Drugs make people look old and ugly, LL, no matter what Kate...[More]

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Stoned! Quotes Du Jour

March 01, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Gossip , Hollywood , Scarlett Johansson , Stoned!

"I'm all about fashion, cheeseburgers and bright red lipstick." -Scarlett Johansson How refreshing is it for a Hollywood starlet to be into such normal American teenage girl things? I just want to make her a homemade apple pie. “I...[More]

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Marc Jacobs' Celebrity Muses

March 01, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood

Monday, popular fashion designer, Marc Jacobs, did a rare interview on "Oprah". Jacobs revealed that Sofia Coppola, Kirsten Dunst and Winona Ryder are all celebrity friends of his whose fashion style he admires. Both Sofia and Winona have starred...[More]

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Jessica Alba vs. Playboy

February 28, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Jessica Alba

Playboy is tres sleazy. After Jessica Alba declined a paid offer to pose for the cover of the magazine, Playboy allegedly "resorted to a ruse to obtain a promotional photo of a bikini-clad Alba from Columbia Pictures." Jessica's lawyers...[More]

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Stoned!

February 28, 2006
Part of: Brangelina , Britney , Gossip , Keira Knightley , Stoned! , TomKat

--Brad Pitt is allegedly following Angelina Jolie's lead and becoming a UN Goodwill Ambassador. I finally realized why we’re all so obsessed with Brangelina. They’re like the American Royal Family! Even if we saw pictures of Angelina in a...[More]

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TomKat in Tahiti

February 28, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , TomKat

[Breakfast: a small latte] Finally, Katie has some R&R time in Tahiti. I was beginning to think that she'd never have fun again. It seems logical to break up the trip back to LA with a stopover in one of...[More]

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"White Trash" Marilyn Monroe Barbie

February 27, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Scarlett Johansson

[Breakfast: a cappuccino chip muffin and PG Tips tea] It's obvious when Scarlett Johansson's people aren't feeling creative, because they go back to their default Marilyn look, like here at the BAFTA's. They could've spent a bit more time on...[More]

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Julia and Danny Take a Break

February 26, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , LA

[Breakfast: an apple pancake and mint tea] Julia Roberts and her cameraman Director of Photography hubby, Danny Moder, are still going strong. They recently got back from a tropical vacation. Sorry tabloids!! Previously: Stoned! Julia and Danny Sitting in a...[More]

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What's New Pussycat?

February 23, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Paris Hilton

[Breakfast: 3 slices of turkey bacon and 2 scrambled eggs] I’m glad that Paris Hilton realizes that she needs to get some new dance moves to make it as a pop star. The Sun reports that the heiress has decided...[More]

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Stoned!

February 22, 2006
Part of: Brangelina , Britney , Gossip , Hollywood , Kate Moss , Lindsay Lohan , Sienna Miller , Stoned!

--Angelina Jolie sometimes wears white. But is that a sweater coat or a bathrobe? I'm confused. [Perez Hilton] --A group of hardcore James Bond fans have started the website CraigNotBond.com where they have called upon the world to boycott...[More]

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Katie Phone Home-Part 2

February 22, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , TomKat

Katie Holmes was last snapped in Australia wearing a cover-up that could've been Burberry, but it looked like something a 1950's housewife would wear. What Katie really needs to do is to study some of these pictures of Gwen...[More]

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Katie Phone Home-Part 1

February 21, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , TomKat

You know that Tom Cruise and Scientology are a bad influence on you when your appearance starts resembling Jared Leto "in character" as John Lennon's killer, Mark David Chapman. Previously: Not Another Horror Movie... TomKat by Anonymous...[More]

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Stoned! Kirsten Dunst

February 21, 2006
Part of: Food , Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Stoned!

[Breakfast: a grilled banana and peanut butter sandwich] I was lunching at Toast today and Kirsten Dunst was sitting at the next table with a girlfriend. I love how she wears black Ray-Ban Wayfarer sunglasses instead of those large old...[More]

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Stoned!

February 20, 2006
Part of: Brangelina , Gossip , Hollywood , Jessica Simpson , LA , Literati , Politics , Stoned! , Television

--"It" Hollywood chick, Jill Soloway, has a blog, so check it out if you haven't already. --Nick Lachey wants spousal support and his bling back. He totally deserves support for putting up with I-can’t-wipe-my-own-ass Jessica Simpson, but his bling...[More]

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Stoned!

February 16, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Kate Moss , Music , Sienna Miller , Stoned!

--The rough cut of Basic Instinct 2 was too tame for Sharon Stone, who insisted on making the sex scenes kinkier and the language raunchier. Stone wants to go out with a real titty, titty, bang, bang. [The Sun]...[More]

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Male Ideal Valentines

February 14, 2006
Part of: Brangelina , Gossip , Hollywood , Jessica Alba , Sienna Miller

[Breakfast: 4 homemade Madeleines, an English Breakfast latte and two Mimosas] 1. Jessica Alba...[More]

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I See Stars

February 14, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , LA

I just saw Alicia Silverstone and her rocker husband, Christopher Jarecki, out on a Valentine's Day stroll around the Third Street Promenade. Perhaps they were on their way for a late lunch at Juliano's Raw or Real Food Daily?...[More]

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Stoned!

February 12, 2006
Part of: Ashlee Simpson , Brangelina , Food , Gossip , Sienna Miller , Stoned! , Television

--Colin Farrell should have shagged Angelina Jolie when he had the chance. He told OK! Magazine, ‘Nothing happened between me and Angelina – unfortunately…I just feel lucky to have worked with her - I'm sure many men would have...[More]

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Madonna Doesn't Need a Man

February 10, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Trick Or Treat

Previously: Madonna Hearts Gorillaz Stoned! A Croc of Shit How to be a Hollywood Player Sex, Lies, and Lou Leviwitz's Birthday Party...[More]

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The Third Olsen

February 09, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Music , The Olsens

Fiona Apple could be Mary-Kate and Ashley's older sister (or mother). Previously: Olsenmania...[More]

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Kimberly Stewart's Grammy Dress

February 08, 2006
Part of: Gossip

Fugly? Pretty? I think it's pretty boring, but at least it covers her up. It's definitely way cuter than the other two dresses. Previously: Want to Dress an Ugly Skank??! Night in the Life of a Grammy Party Guest...[More]

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WTF? Celebrity Engagements

February 08, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Television

[Breakfast: turkey and swiss on a baguette] "Real" Nikki vs. "Fake" Nikki Comedian and actor, Jay Mohr, has popped the question to his actress girlfriend, Nikki Cox. Cox is supposedly 27-years-old but already looks scary plastic. I've seen Jay Mohr...[More]

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Stoned!

February 08, 2006
Part of: Britney , Gossip , Hollywood , Paris Hilton , Stoned! , Television

--Young Hollywood entertainers really need to employ 24/7 Life Coaches. Now Britney Spears is being investigated by the Department of Children and Family Services for letting her son ride on her lap while driving. [TMZ] --Rachel McAdams never posed...[More]

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Wanna Host a Party Girl Slut and an Anorexic?

February 07, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Gossip , LA , Nicole Richie , Paris Hilton , Television

Bunim-Murray Productions and E! Entertainment are looking for Los Angeles area familes to play host to Paris and Nicole for the next installment of the hit series THE SIMPLE LIFE. If you want the girls to join your family...[More]

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Stoned!

February 06, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Literati , Music , Politics , Stoned!

--NYC’s own former "No. 1" escort, Natalia McLennan, spent her birthday with PAGE SIX and "The Insider" last week as a wannabe actress--not as a hooker. Are you sure about that Page Six? Unfortunately, Miss McLennan looks far beyond...[More]

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Stoned! on the Weekend

February 04, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Lindsay Lohan , Music , Paris Hilton , Politics , Stoned! , Television

[Breakfast: a small Cobb salad and calm Tazo tea] --Sheryl Crow and Lance Armstrong have split. You read they were having problems here first. [CNN] --Corretta Scott King's body is" lying in state" in Atlanta. Thousands poured into the Georgia...[More]

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Daniel Craig is James Bond

February 02, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood

First behind the scenes pictures ever!! What do you think? I think he's yummy....[More]

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Plastic R Us

February 02, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Jessica Simpson

[Breakfast: oatmeal with maple syrup and green tea] Will Jessica Simpson look as plastic as Pamela Anderson does when she's 40? Previously: Beautiful Breasts Confessions of a Nobu Virgin Newlybeds Stars R Us...[More]

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Jamie Lee Curtis on Young Hollywood

February 01, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Jessica Simpson , Paris Hilton

Jamie Lee Curtis being interviewed on the red carpet before the SAG awards by Ryan Seacrest: Ryan Seacrest: "You have quite a big ‘presents’ tonight, don’t you? You have quite an honor." Jamie Lee Curtis: "I do. I get...[More]

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Stoned!

January 31, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Kate Moss , Lindsay Lohan , Mischa Barton , Politics , Stoned!

--Mischa Barton is about to become a US citizen. Great, now we can’t blame her bad taste in style on being an alien. I was going to say style and men, but since her boyfriend Cisco Adler just took...[More]

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Angelina Hearts Butterflies

January 31, 2006
Part of: Brangelina , Fashion , Gossip

[Breakfast: a toasted egg bagel and a hot chocolate] "Angie......[More]

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Want to Dress an Ugly Skank??!

January 28, 2006
Part of: Brangelina , Fashion , Gossip , LA , Mischa Barton , Paris Hilton

[Breakfast: corned beef hash and a Bloody Mary] Kimberly Stewart needs your help picking out the perfect red carpet-worthy GRAMMY® gown. Finally, we get to tell someone just as skanky as Paris Hilton how to dress--even if it's only for...[More]

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Stoned!

January 27, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Kate Moss , Literati , Politics

--Joaquin Phoenix survived a car crash, and I’m sure that he was 100% sober. Joaquin’s brakes faltered and his car flipped over. His publicist says that he wasn’t hospitalized and he’s fine. Don’t fret, he’ll definitely be at the...[More]

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Where's Isaac?

January 26, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Television

[Breakfast: Almond M&M's and a latte] Join Ryan & Guiliana as they greet the Screen Actors Guild stars; Sun., Jan. 29, 5-8p ET/PT. Previously: Isacc Hits the red carpet at the golden globes Ryan Seacrest aka The Puppet Isaac: The...[More]

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Stoned!

January 26, 2006
Part of: Brangelina , Gossip , Literati , Stoned! , Television

--Josh Holloway has been named the hottest TV hunk by "In Touch Weekly". I don’t agree, though if he shaved I might. But at least they picked a manly man. [AOL] --I’ve heard my share of Keifer Sutherland stories...[More]

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Stoned!

January 25, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Literati , Stoned!

--Actor Chris Penn (brother of Sean Penn) is dead at 43. It’s weird ‘cause I actually know where he lived. -Richard Johnson from Page Six is coming up with a glossy version of his infamous gossip column, but it...[More]

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Stoned!

January 24, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Kate Moss , Literati , Politics , Stoned! , Television

-- Gwyneth Paltrow was turned down for a film role when she was 20 because she was too plain. Well, she is kind of plain. How does GP deal with this kind of negativity? She Sees No Evil and...[More]

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Stoned!

January 23, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , LA , Literati , Nicole Richie , Stoned! , Television

--Santino Rice from "Project Runway" has his own blog. You can even bid on his design creations from past episodes. Uh, someone actually bought Episode 4's hideous lingerie that he designed for $255.00 (excluding shipping)! --Perez Hilton gets blown...[More]

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Hollywood Sex Kittens

January 23, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Lindsay Lohan

[Breakfast: a toasted egg bagel with cream cheese and PG Tips tea] Is Lindsay Lohan trying to be the next Bridgette Bardot? The comment section is back after a long hiatus, so take advantage. Previously: Gossip for breakfast Where is...[More]

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Gossip for Breakfast

January 20, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Lindsay Lohan , Scarlett Johansson

[Breakfast: artichoke heart, sundried tomato and fontina frittata + 2 Mimosas] One of my insiders has confirmed that alledgedly... ...Lindsay Lohan snorts Ritalin. When she's in the hospital, I assume. ...Scarlett Johansson is definitely moving into a building in TriBeCa....[More]

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Not Ms. Golden Globes

January 19, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Television

I don’t understand what happened to Jaime Pressly ("28"). She used to be really pretty. Even DK met her at some Hollywood party ten years ago when she was "18" and thought that she was stunning. Now Jaime looks...[More]

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Golden Globes Fashion Wrap: Uncensored

January 18, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Television

I watched The TV Guide Channel's "Golden Globes Fashion Wrap" with Joan and Melissa River's which was just as boring as E!'s "Fashion Police". However, this banter between Joan, Jeremy Piven's mother and Jeremy Piven was classic: JOAN RIVERS...[More]

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Introducing Natalie Hepburn: Belle of the Golden Globes

January 18, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood

Previously: Six Degrees of Fox...[More]

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Isaac Hits the Red Carpet at the Golden Globes

January 17, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Keira Knightley , Scarlett Johansson , Television

I was counting down the days until the Golden Globes, the day that I’d be able to take another jab at The Bitchiest Queen in the World, Isaac Mizrahi. This Queen made Kathy Griffin’s past red carpet antics look...[More]

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Jen & Brangelina--The Stone!/Lichtenstein True Hollywood Story

January 12, 2006
Part of: Brangelina , Gossip , Hollywood

*Updated (1/13) Where the fudge was Brad? Jen didn't know what to do. She had told Angelina during pre-production on "Mr. and Mrs. Smith" that if she laid a finger on Brad, there would be hell to pay. Yeah, she...[More]

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Celebrity Sightings

January 11, 2006
Part of: Gossip

[Breakfast: Eggs Benedict with smoked salmon] Maria Shriver looking relaxed (pre-Arnold/son motorcycle crash) dining with her two daughters outside of Babalu in Santa Monica this past Saturday. Sarah Silverman looking tres sexy at Urth Caffe in Beverly Hills. Shannon Doherty...[More]

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Has Jessica Alba Joined the 'Ana' Club?

January 08, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Gossip , Hollywood , Jessica Alba

Note to Jess: It's OK...you can stop the grapefruit diet now. Previously: Jessica Alba is Fat--Part 2 Jessica Alba is Fat Fruit and Honey I see Stars Transformer: Alba in Disguise...[More]

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Stoned!

January 05, 2006
Part of: Brangelina , Gossip , Hollywood , Stoned!

[Breakfast: veggie scramble and 2 Bloody Mary's] I know that some of you read the tabloids and the gossip blogs (hell, I do) and wonder who to believe. That's where "Breakfast at Tiffany's" comes in. Faux gossip of the week...[More]

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Celebrity Sighting Du Jour at The ArcLight

January 04, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Scarlett Johansson

[Breakfast: 3 homemade chocolate chip hazelnut cookies] DK and I went to see MATCH POINT last night. I was bored and felt like I was seeing a "How to Make a Thriller 101" movie. If Scarlett Johansson (for the men...[More]

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Ryan Seacrest aka The Puppet

January 03, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Television

Remember TEAM AMERICA? Ryan Seacrest's plastic surgeon does. I caught a couple of minutes of Mr. Seacrest co-hosting his New Year's Eve gig and finally realized who he reminds me of: a puppet from TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE. This has...[More]

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My Girl Crush

December 27, 2005
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Television

[Breakfast: 2 homemade hazelnut truffles with champagne] I can’t remember the last time I had a girl crush. I do remember having a big girl crush on Madchen Amick. I even watched that horrible Darren Star show "Central Park West"...[More]

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Memo to Jessica

December 23, 2005
Part of: Gossip , Jessica Simpson

Top Ten Ways Jessica Simpson can Remain Interesting in 2006 1. Announce that your marriage to Nick was just a publicity stunt to boost your career and get an MTV show 2. Do a nude pictorial in Playboy 3....[More]

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Welcome Back to L.A.

December 23, 2005
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Television , Travel

Help me!!! I’m back from Vegas and DK has come to the rescue by finishing my homemade truffle gifts. I’ve had too many glasses of Veuve and have been on and off sick for like a week. I also had...[More]

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Commerical Break--Rachel McAdams age watch

December 12, 2005
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood

[Breakfast: Green Eggs and Ham with a side of Fried Green Tomatoes] Dear Rachel McAdams, I don't know why you had such a hissy fit about posing nude for a "Vanity Fair" cover on up and coming young Hollywood starlets....[More]

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Nick and Jessica

November 27, 2005
Part of: Gossip , Jessica Simpson

[Breakfast: Papas y Queso from Quality] As always, "Breakfast at Tiffany's" only brings you gossip from the best sources. Will be back later. (P.S. Any JS members have coupons that you can spare? xoxo) Previously: Newlybeds Stars R Us...[More]

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Fabolous' Little Darlings

November 22, 2005
Part of: Gossip , Kate Moss , Paris Hilton

[Breakfast: coconut macaroon and a glass of champagne] Ah, Paris and Stavros---the poster children for how to act tacky and outrageous while being sickly wealthy (well, Stavros is sickly wealthy at least). With Stavros alledgedly causing $100,000 worth of damage...[More]

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Mr. and Mrs. Malibu

November 15, 2005
Part of: Brangelina , Gossip , LA

[Breakfast: a Bloody Mary and a slice of cold veggie pizza] I always wondered when I would have my first Angelina Jolie sighting. I never dreamed that it would be at How’s Market in Malibu—tres unglamorous. Not only was Angie...[More]

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50 Cent Gets Rich - Friedman Dies Trying?

November 12, 2005
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Literati

[Breakfast: a chocolate chip cookie] Updated It seems everyone is out to get 50 Cent --- decrying his life story movie “Get Rich Or Die Trying” as a financial failure (bringing in ‘just’ $24m since it’s release on Wednesday). Drudge,...[More]

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Not Foxy over 40

November 03, 2005
Part of: Gossip , Television

[Breakfast: a breakfast burrito] My Fox insider says that there are alledgedly lawsuits pending (as far back as The X-Files) by former writers over wrongful termination for age discrimination. Blog Du Jour: Cooking for Engineers...[More]

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Julia and Danny Sitting in a Tree...

October 23, 2005
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood

[Breakfast: pumpkin pancakes] Someone told a friend of mine that Julia Roberts and Danny Moder had separated. "She probably read it in The National Enquirer," my friend smirked. "I don't think that's true, but I'll find out," I said. I...[More]

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Jessica Alba is Fat--Part 2

October 11, 2005
Part of: Gossip , Jessica Alba

[Breakfast: pumpkin pie] Hello Ms. Stone, When I found your blog, I thought you were an interesting, honest, rather funny person. Yet I found your remarks on Jessica Alba to be quite harsh. This may be due to the fact...[More]

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Not Another Horror Movie...

October 05, 2005
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , TomKat

(...'cause they're like so passe now) Congrats to Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise on their pregnancy! For some reason I keep daydreaming about Mia Farrow in Rosemary's Baby....[More]

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Jessica Alba is Fat--Part 1

October 05, 2005
Part of: Gossip , Jessica Alba

[Breakfast: half of a peanut butter Balance bar] Jessica Alba on being uncomfortable about having to wear a bathing suit 24/7 for the movie "Into the Blue" and on being 2005's poster child for overweight girls: At the end of...[More]

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Paris Gives Good Hand

September 26, 2005
Part of: Gossip , Paris Hilton

[Breakfast: toasted pumpernickel bagel with cream cheese and a latte] With Paris Hilton it’s hard to figure out if most of her image is contrived. On one hand, I can imagine Paris looking at herself for hours in the multiple...[More]

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Notes on the Emmys and E!'s Pre-show, etc.

September 19, 2005
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Television

[Breakfast: cinnamon/ginger yogurt with Muesli] --Star Jones’ head does not belong on her new body, nor do purple velvet curtains. --Pulling the plug on the sound when Kathy Griffin was going to say something mildly entertaining to Carson was a...[More]

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No Lines For Paris, Please

September 12, 2005
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Paris Hilton

[Breakfast: apricot yogurt with Muesli] The latest In Touch reveals that Paris Hilton "had difficulty remembering lines as extra scenes for the movie [National Lampoon's Pledge This!] due out in November, were shot in Santa Clarita, Calif., in late August."...[More]

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Where is Lindsay Lohan?

August 19, 2005
Part of: Gossip , Lindsay Lohan

[Breakfast: iced-blended green tea latte] Yet again "Breakfast at Tiffany's" serves up delicious Hollywood gossip before the tabloids and so-called Hollywood gossip blogs. Today we have the cliche starlet-that's-too-thin-so-duh!-she's-on-drugs gossip. An insider has told me that Lindsay Lohan is alledgedly...[More]

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Vanity Fair Does not Heart Paris

August 05, 2005
Part of: Gossip , Literati , Paris Hilton

[Breakfast: a handful of pistachios] I wish that I hadn't renewed my subscription to Vanity Fair. How lame is a magazine that trades a cover of a pop icon, Paris Hilton, for past TV star and ex Mrs. Brad Pitt,...[More]

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DK's Obsession Validated

July 22, 2005
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , LA

[Breakfast: a soy green tea latte] DK's obsession with car registration tags continues. Whenever he's driving down the freeway or on the street and gets bored, he checks out the expiry dates for vehicle tags, seeing if those cars that...[More]

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More Arresting Developments

July 19, 2005
Part of: Gossip , Television

[Breakfast: leftover frittata, green tea latte and 4 prunes] I asked another Fox insider about the status of the original writers from "Arrested Development." This person said that lots of the writers left A.D. to go to other shows. This...[More]

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NewlyBeds

July 13, 2005
Part of: Gossip , Jessica Simpson

[Breakfast: a green tea latte] OK, we've all seen the zillion of tabloid magazine covers with Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson. I've even wondered what the reality of their reality is, even though I shouldn't care. But they did do...[More]

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R.I.P.-- A.D.

July 10, 2005
Part of: Gossip , Television

[Breakfast: a chocolate chip pancake and side of turkey bacon] Yes, all of the old writers (not producers) have reportedly been fired from "Arrested Development" and have been replaced by brand spanking new ones. And, yes, you read it here...[More]

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"TomKat" by Anonymous

June 29, 2005
Part of: Gossip , TomKat

A friend e-mailed me this forward. Please only read this as fictional entertainment. A friend of mine just got back from LA and heard this scoop about Tom & Katie from someone who works at Universal. The source said that...[More]

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The National Enquirer is Tripping

May 11, 2005
Part of: Cameron Diaz , Gossip , Hollywood

I can be quite the intuitive at times. Last night I was catching up on e-mails and decided to see how Shane Nickerson was doing. He's been promising to do a guest blog for me for a long time, but...[More]

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Going Cuckoo for Alba

May 09, 2005
Part of: Gossip , Jessica Alba

A friend writes: HA! Ha! That article is funny. Yeah - when I worked at ____ and [Jessica] Alba was represented by them - she hated to associate herself as "Mexican" "Hispanic" or "Latina". I had no respect for her...[More]

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Transformer: Alba in Disguise

May 09, 2005
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Jessica Alba

[Breakfast: croissant and cafe au lait from Le Pain Quotidien] Some actresses (like Halle Berry in "Swordfish") get naked when they need to radically change their image. Other actresses, like Jessica Alba, morph into blue-eyed blonde-haired white girls. This didn’t...[More]

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Bondage Bound

April 12, 2005
Part of: Britney , Gossip

[Breakfast: an almond croissant and a latte] *B.A.T. Exclusive* An MGM insider has told me that despite continuing rumors of who will be the next James Bond: Daniel Craig, Clive Owen, Julian McMahon, etc…the next Bond is Hugh Jackman. Jackman...[More]

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Gossip for Breakfast

March 29, 2005
Part of: Gossip

[Breakfast: 2 hard boiled eggs] A few of you hate when I write about Hollywood gossip, but I needed a filler so you won’t get annoyed with me. Yes, I still have trip stories to tell. Star sightings are a...[More]

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Fruit and Honey

March 02, 2005
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Jessica Alba

Actresses diet for a living, but they also have money to spend on trainers, nutritionists and chefs. Why any of them would go on a fad diet such as the cabbage soup or popcorn diet is beyond me. I guess...[More]

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Detested Development- Part 2

February 15, 2005
Part of: Gossip , Television

Breakfast: toasted croissant with jam and butter Looks like "Breakfast at Tiffany's" was on the money again. A Fox insider told me today that the only thing that can keep BAT's favorite show of 2003/4, "Arrested Development" from being put...[More]

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Page Six Made me Bulimic

January 19, 2005
Part of: Gossip , Literati

Updated Breakfast: soy chai latte from The Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf and farmers' market samples Reader Rachael sent me this today from Page Six (NY Post): A BLISTERING new biography of Anna Wintour reveals the icy Vogue editrix once...[More]

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The Real Julia Roberts

January 18, 2005
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood

[Breakfast: blueberry scone and a soy chai latte from The Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf.] The real Julia Roberts is taking care of her twins without any nannies. The real Julia Roberts cleans her houses without maids. The real Julia...[More]

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Celebrities...

December 19, 2004
Part of: Gossip , LA , Television

...or not! Breakfast: 1/2 omelette with spinach, onions and sweet peppers/ iced coffee from Main Street's farmers' market. While leaving Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf on the Third Street Promenade with Tobey, I spied Nicky Hilton with a friend, W.A.S.P....[More]

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Stars R Us

November 30, 2004
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Jessica Simpson

[Breakfast: leftover pizza from Jones Hollywood] Star Magazine did a list a few months back about where to go to find the stars in L.A. I can't even remember where they said except for Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf on...[More]

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Paris Hilton is a Stoner...

November 09, 2004
Part of: Gossip , Paris Hilton

...and other BAT mail Breakfast: scrambled eggs with swiss cheese on a toasted pumpernickel bagel from Bagel Nosh. A writes: "the fact that you've spent so many hours analyzing Paris is funny. I accidentally stumbled on your pathetic website and,...[More]

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Gossip and Lattes

November 02, 2004
Part of: Gossip

Breakfast: 1/2 of a breakfast burrito from Literati The industry rumors that Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner were having sex in-between takes on Daredevil were obviously true. *Much more exciting news*: Eggnog lattes are now available at Starbucks. The rest...[More]

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Anna Nicole Smith Loves Coke

September 30, 2004
Part of: Gossip

B.A.T. EXCLUSIVE Breakfast: scone and coffee I know many of you probably idealize Anna Nicole Smith. What’s not to love? She’s beautiful, thin, rich, a nympho, crazy, permanently high and has no boundaries. You were probably thinking it seemed impossible...[More]

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Awful Plastic Surgery

September 01, 2004
Part of: Gossip , LA , Television

B.A.T. has learned that a certain high profile plastic surgeon is in a tiff with a relative over a reportedly very botched surgery. Maybe it isn't the smartest thing to pray for a doctor in the family. It's much safer...[More]

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Food, Sex and Comedy

August 26, 2004
Part of: Food , Gossip , LA , Seinfeld-esque

[Brunch: Leftovers from last night and Chardonnay] I’ve always been smug about the fact that no one can stalk me, because my schedule is never the same. Last night, I went to Joe’s in Venice on a date. I had...[More]

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Rock Stars and Models

July 23, 2004
Part of: Gossip , LA , Music

On Sunday, I saw a dirty, black Range Rover turning onto my housesitting street in Malibu. It had to be Flea. Miraculously, his Range Rover wasn’t as offensive dirty. See previous post for details. The next day I went to...[More]

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GMalibu

July 19, 2004
Part of: Food , Gossip , LA

Updated* Breakfast: 3 homemade (by moi) oatmeal chocolate chip cookies and a chai latte I Googled “Geoffrey’s Malibu” Saturday night. I wanted to study the brunch menu again before Sunday morning. I was leaning towards Jonathan Antin’s favorite, Grilled Filet...[More]

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Six Degrees of Fox

July 11, 2004
Part of: Gossip , LA , Television

[Breakfast: 1/2 of a scone and iced coffee] [Saturday's Breakfast: omelette with spinach, onions, swiss cheese and turkey bacon. Sides: fruit cup and an english muffin.] I was going to brunch this afternoon at Bread and Porridge--one of my faves....[More]

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Where Arnold and Maria Partied after Reagan's Funeral, Etc

June 17, 2004
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood

*Updated Breakfast: scrambled eggs and cheddar cheese on a bagel *BAT Exclusive* Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger was spotted Friday whooping it up with Maria Shriver in Santa Monica, CA at the Buffalo Club. Haven't heard of this classic industry hot spot?...[More]

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Tiffany’s Page Six--The Anti-Christ

April 28, 2004
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood

Breakfast: lemon creme brulee scone, cafe au lait et un oeuf de poached de Julienne. On the set of THE WEDDING CRASHERS, potty-mouthed Vince Vaughn continues to try everyone’s nerves. The fire inspector finally had to threaten closing down the...[More]

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Vince Vaughn Needs a Happy Pill

April 18, 2004
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood

Updated Breakfast: Eggs Benedict and a Mimosa from Asia de Cuba--excellent Pre-Breakfast: I wish I could have one of these. I was talking to an older film production guy I know(instead of a snarky young one) today. He's worked nonstop...[More]

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Ashton Kutcher's Real Age

March 20, 2004
Part of: Gossip , Television

I've been told by a friend who works in TV (a reliable source) that Ashton Kutcher is 31-years-old. His IMDB profile lists his birthday as February 7th, 1978. I bet this makes Demi feel better. Ashton's real age has been...[More]

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Grammy Celebrity Sightings

February 09, 2004
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Music

Breakfast: half of a spinach, onion and goat cheese omlette, mini-baguette with butter and Bonne Maman blueberry jam, and few bites of salad from The French Market in Venice. Yes, I did go to a Grammy party and am very...[More]

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L.A. Angelina Jolie Sighting

February 01, 2004
Part of: Brangelina , Gossip , LA

[Breakfast: scrambled eggs with swiss cheese on a toasted egg bagel from Bagel Nosh.] 1/30 Angelina Jolie was at the Century City mall (Westfield Shopping Center)with Maddox and an older man who looked like an agent, definitely not a lover/bf....[More]

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Celebrity

January 18, 2004
Part of: Gossip , LA

I spotted Michael C. Hall from Six Feet Under in a yoga class in West Los Angeles. Mr. Hall is surprisingly shy. I've also taken classes with Heather Graham, Carmen Electra, David Ducovny and Dylan McDermott....[More]

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NYC Cool Celeb Sightings

January 01, 2004
Part of: Gossip , NYC

*[please note that everything on this site is copyrighted and can only be used with my permission. Any celeb stuff I print is from my own sources and does not come from anything published online or off]* 1/5--Holly Hunter all...[More]

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Tiffany's "Page Six"

December 21, 2003
Part of: Gossip

A handsome star is being a big baby about his first season show being cancelled. In retribution he is keeping thousands of dollars worth of custom made clothes and shoes. Guess who will be getting it docked from his last...[More]

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Red Hot Chili

September 02, 2003
Part of: Gossip , LA , Music

I was playing tennis yesterday with an older friend who lives in Malibu. We came to the net. “Hey Tiff, I’ve been meaning to ask you: have you heard of The Red Hot Chili Peppers?" That’s like asking a teenager...[More]

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Renee Zellweger’s secret

August 20, 2003
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood

Zellweger Paid by the Pound Renee Zellweger is reportedly being paid a $3.2 million bonus to pack on the pounds for her reprised role as Bridget Jones, reports IMDB.com. The petite Chicago star is already on a high-fat diet to...[More]

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Red Hot Chile Yuppie

August 08, 2003
Part of: Gossip , LA

I saw Flea driving a new black Range Rover yesterday. I was disappointed because I consider the Range Rover to be a nerdy yuppie car. These nerds usually start out with a Saab as their trainer cars. I thought Flea...[More]

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