Click Photo to Enlarge Whenever I meet a costume designer or stylist I always ask them what their favorite stores are. I was turned onto Petro Zillia by the costume designer of The Hottie and The Nottie, Christopher Lawrence. He...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge When I saw these pictures of Paris getting out of jail I actually felt for her. I know, I know, that's gross, but it's true. With little makeup on, normal clothes and regular girlish, non-rehearsed...[More]
Do any of you remember when I got the worst food poisoning in my life? I got it at Hugo's in West Hollywood. You can read about it here and here. My stomach was messed up for months after that....[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Allegra Versace has finally gone to rehab for her eating disorder. The girl only weighs 70 pounds! She makes Nicole Richie seem healthy. In this month's issue of Harper's Bazaar she admitted, “My mom dressed...[More]
Click Photo to Enlarge There are some stories that I find so distasteful or believe to be such ridiculous lies that I don't blog about them. I know you're shocked to hear that from a gossip blogger. WTF? I really...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge All of the tabloids are jumping on the "Angelina is Ana" bandwagon. Angelina has appeared underweight for a long time now--I've mentioned her ana-esque frame here multiple times--and I think it's pretty rude to blame...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Wouldn't it be cool if celebrities just came out and said that they had plastic surgery and did drugs? I mean, I'd really respect Paula Abdul if she said that she liked using drugs and...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge How much more evidence do we need to prove that Nicky Hilton doesn't work? She can't be partying, shopping, jetsetting and working 24/7. I need to think of a way to not work and afford...[More]
A reader writes: "I'm writing in reguards to your amateur gossiping website and it's hateful tones towards Rachel(and Ryan). I'm not quite sure why you've decided to target Rachel in such a rude manner, jealousy maybe, but she is...[More]
Click Photo to Enlarge I like how Tyra's suddenly sticking up for 'fat' women now that she's been called the F-word. In the past, Tyra has called contestants on America's Next Top Model fat and has even made fun of...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Did any of you guys see Dirt's premiere last week? The show literally looked dirty because it was lit so darkly. DK and I thought it had to be a mistake, so we turned off our...[More]
[Breakfast: fruit and yogurt with oats] Click Photo to Enlarge OMG, I practically died when I saw these pictures of Tyra Banks in the latest issue of Vanity Fair. She's one of the least Audrey Hepburnish people --in character and...[More]
Saturday Night Live’s Amy Poehler recited her first or maybe second (see above) vagina monologue on the show this past week: Speaking of Britney Spears, I’d just like to take a minute to address this latest trend: flashing your...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Did you guys see Ashlee being interviewed by Ryan Seacrest on the red carpet before the American Music Awards? OMG, she looked so wasted. It could have been a mixture of alcohol and coke, but...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Little Nicole Richie. I don't know what we're going to do with you. Don't tell Paris, but I think you actually get more press than her now. Obviously, the whole in-patient rehab thing was someone...[More]
1. I was in Nordstroms the other day and couldn’t help wondering, when did 7 and 9 become sizes to choose from? 2. How come Europeans smoke at the gas station? Are they really nuts or are we needlessly paranoid?...[More]
Click Photo to Enlarge There’s been controversy about Angelina Jolie playing the bi-racial widow Marianne Pearl of slain journalist Daniel Pearl in the biopic A Might Heart because she is white. One aggravated person even wrote in a forum that...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge I’ve read before that models need to be at their skinniest for runway shows. The problem is that ultra skinny is in and models have to be thinner than ever. The model on the right,...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge I don't know when the mockery of tiara's began. Maybe beauty pageants? I can understand them being used for Halloween costumes, but stupid starlets and musicians shouldn't be wearing them. None of the women pictured...[More]
Let’s talk about Entourage. I was pissed when Aquaman did well because Vince was only interesting—that’s not true, his character is always really boring—his boys and Ari were only interesting while struggling to make something of themselves in the shark...[More]
OK. I've never met Haylie Duff, so she could be the nicest person in the world. I'm just sick of seeing her in pictures with her more famous little sis, Hilary. For the longest time, I've been wondering who...[More]
No, I don't think that Reese is fat. She's just not starving herself or doing massive amounts of drugs to be an emaciated Hollywood starlet. But she's a star and there aren't a lot of women her age in...[More]
Jennifer Aniston used to be cool. Sorry, I just blatantly lied. Jen had some appeal when she was on Friends. She was even pretty with hair extensions. Remember when she wore her hair in faux dreadlocks with that that...[More]
It's bikini season and there have been tons of pictures of actresses in bikinis on the Web and in magazines. Most of these actresses look like crap in bikinis because they're too thin. They tend to be flat-chested or...[More]
Nicole Ritchie even thinks that she's too skinny. I don't believe her, because she always wears clothes that flaunt her bones. She told Vanity Fair magazine: "I know I'm too thin right now, so I wouldn't want any young...[More]
In last week's Us magazine, Michelle Williams attributed her post-pregnancy weight loss to "the breast-feeding." I've never been pregnant and am not a doctor, but I would guess that most non-Hollywood moms aren't turning into a size 4 overnight...[More]
DK and I went to The Lobster for Valentine’s Day where we got to stuff ourselves with spiny Pacific lobster and Veuve Clicquot. It was the perfect Valentine’s Day dinner except for the annoying couple sitting next to us....[More]
[Breakfast: pumpkin pie] A month ago, I noticed a pair of Crocs on a woman at an ATM machine. I was stunned that a grown woman was wearing pajama pants out, but then I noticed what was on her feet....[More]
[Breakfast: fruit salad] OK, I haven’t had a great rant in a while. I have to feel very passionate about something or someone. So this, dear readers, is all about the man in my life, DK. And no it’s not...[More]
[Breakfast: Matcha green tea and rice milk latte] DK and I like people even less than usual lately. The other day DK was parked on 9th Street in Santa Monica by Coffee Bean and Tea Lea and someone left a...[More]
[Breakfast: super florentine omelette sans mushrooms= spinach, goat cheese (instead of cheddar cheese), chicken apple sausage(instead of spicy sausage)onions and coffee from Bread and Porridge.] I’ve never been a fan of Public Displays of Affection. I guess that you’re either...[More]
Breakfast: everything bagel with cream cheese and organic Costa Rican coffee I walked in from brunch and decided to check on my laundry. I could sneak around the back, but then realized that the back door wasn’t open. There wasn’t...[More]
Breakfast: super florentine omelette sans mushrooms= spinach, goat cheese (instead of cheddar cheese), chicken apple sausage(instead of spicy sausage)onions and coffee from Bread and Porridge. You know those people who are too nice? Those are the dangerous ones. They’re the...[More]
Breakfast: Banana Nutri Grain Muffin Bar Disclaimer: Leo’s please don’t send me hate mail. I have many Leo friends, and my rising sign is Leo, which means that I come off as a Leo. (BTW: My sun sign is Pisces,...[More]
[Breakfast: super-florentine omelette (spinach, cheddar cheese, chicken sausage and onions sans mushrooms) and coffee from Bread and Porridge] I have a Benifer-sized headache, and they (Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez) don’t even exist anymore. I like my dose of gossip...[More]
Breakfast: 1/2 bagel with cream cheese, lox, red onion and coffee with hazelnut creamer Don’t write at the end of your letter, “All snarkiness aside…” and then write what you really wanted to say. Do be fake, cliché or real....[More]
Breakfast: Eggs Benedict There is a point when self-promotion reaches used-car salesman territory. A blatant example of this occurred the night of the Academy Awards with Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller promoting “Starsky and Hutch” on the red carpet. Why...[More]
Breakfast: Balance Bar--Cookie Dough I was rear-ended in an accident almost two years ago. I suffered whiplash. The asshole personal injury lawyer who hit me has the worst insurance company to get money from: Mercury. My one and only conversation...[More]
I've been a fan of The Cure for years. However, I'm still saddened when I have to hear "Pictures of You" in the HP ad for digital photography. It's so fucking trite. I'm not calling Robert Smith a sell-out, because...[More]
Death and dying have come up recently. A friend said he was probably not going to live past 30. Another friend’s sister died. One of my friend’s often talks about her passed brother (who raised her), but it’s in a...[More]
Anyone who knows me will know I have zero tolerance for bullshit with people. I hate games, tests, lies and indirectness. I also hate when people say things like, "I never lie." That's lying right there. I like people who...[More]
Go shopping at the dollar or 99 cent store for their holiday gift. I've heard of at least two people who've already done it. In other news: My computer has gone crazy. The screen is turquoise and hot pink. WTF?...[More]
I’ve had a difficult past two weeks. This bad period ended with me getting rear-ended on Third St. near Robertson on Friday. There was no reason why this should’ve happened. The 21 year-old who hit me was probably on his...[More]
Breakfast: slice of pumpkin bread and green tea. "The Wifely Art of Standing by" from the N.Y. Times Sunday edition "...Meanwhile, outside a courtroom in Colorado, the big question is: Where's Vanessa? The absence of Mrs. Kobe Bryant next to...[More]
On last week’s “Dead Like Me,” the first scene started out with Georgia ordering Breakfast at Tiffany’s from Tiffany at The Waffle House restaurant. Now what kind of omen was this? If you’ve been reading me for the past two...[More]
I went to see the French Masterworks (from the State Pushkin Museum, Moscow) and the Modigliani exhibit at LACMA (Los Angeles County Museum of Art) yesterday. Modigliani mostly painted portraits of his peers, servants and lovers. One such peer was...[More]
The only good thing about “Sex and the City” ending is that I don’t have to see Sarah Jessica Parker wear anymore strapless or strappy dresses WITH a bra. That’s right, with a bra. The last few episodes, her bra...[More]
I will someday be a Zen driver. That day is far off— in some other country, perhaps. Traffic in Los Angeles is awful. My biggest driving pet peeves of late are drivers who talk on their cell phones without headsets...[More]
