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Fashion Picks

July 19, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Slice of Life , Sparkly

So I know you probably think that I missed a few of days of blogging because I was sampling more cupcakes and drinking champagne. Unfortunately, DK shared the the virus from hell with me. I am at the arthritic joint...[More]

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Jeans of the Year

July 16, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Slice of Life , Sparkly

OMG, I found my favorite jeans ever. They're by Raven Denim and called the Mackenzie Hipster Trouser I tried these on at Intuition last week and fell in love. Yes, they're $200 and that's a lot of money for...[More]

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Love at First Bite

July 11, 2007
Part of: Food , LA , Slice of Life , Sparkly

[Breakfast: Strawberry-Banana and Yogurt Smoothie] I won't wait in line for more than 10 minutes for a cupcake. I just won't...or maybe I would if I found a cupcake that was worthy. I had high hopes for Vanilla Bakeshop in...[More]

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*Sale Alert*

July 09, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Paris Hilton , Rant , Slice of Life , Sparkly

Click Photo to Enlarge Whenever I meet a costume designer or stylist I always ask them what their favorite stores are. I was turned onto Petro Zillia by the costume designer of The Hottie and The Nottie, Christopher Lawrence. He...[More]

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Diamonds are a Girls Best Friend

July 09, 2007
Part of: Random , Slice of Life , Sparkly

[Breakfast: Iced green tea and 1/2 a cappucino muffin (from Joan's on Third).] Do you guys ever make lists of things that you want? I made a list of the kind of man that I wanted in my life and...[More]

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LaLa -- Updated

June 29, 2007
Part of: Random , Slice of Life

[Breakfast: a banana and peanut butter. Green tea.] Hey Guys, Sorry I didn't end up posting over the 4th of July weekend. Unfortunatey, something personal has come up. Hope you all had a wonderful 4th! xoxo Tiffany...[More]

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Tiffany & Co. Presents: Tiffany Novo

June 25, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Slice of Life , Sparkly

Yes, I am very happy whenever Tiffany and Co. comes out with a new engagement ring. I also love the cushion cut and am planning on owning one some day in addition to my antique diamond ring. I probably...[More]

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I See Stars

June 21, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Music , Slice of Life

[Breakfast: Odwalla Mango Tango Smoothie] Click Photo to Enlarge Yeah, I didn't have time to post much yesterday because I ended up being out all day. Sorry, guys! I'll blame it on Rachael who wined and dined me during my...[More]

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BAT's Groovy Summer Picks

June 18, 2007
Part of: Fashion , LA , Random , Slice of Life , Sparkly , Travel

Click Photo to Enlarge LIPSTICK: Honey Moon by MAC *limited edition (the perfect nude that doesn't make you look like a corpse) LIP BALM: Burt's Bees (it works and is natural) EYE SHADOW: Claire De Lune by MAC *limited edition...[More]

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Wigs for Kids, Not Starlets

June 12, 2007
Part of: Britney , Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Slice of Life , Wigtastic!

Click Photos to Enlarge Hey Guys, A couple of weeks ago I was trying to decide what to do with my hair. Should I highlight it for the summer and cut it shorter or should I grow it out...[More]

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I See Stars (Hawaii Edition)

June 12, 2007
Part of: Britney , Gossip , Hollywood , Slice of Life , Travel

Click Photos to Enlarge I'm not too keen on spending time scanning the beach and pool area for celebrities while I'm on my own tropical vacation. DK swore that he saw Minnie Driver one day--luckily it was a false...[More]

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Fashion Friday: Chanel Hearts Keira

June 01, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Keira Knightley , Slice of Life

Click Photos to Enlarge Keira Knightley looks gorgeous in both of these pictures. She was announced quite some time ago as the new face of Chanel's Coco Mademoiselle perfume, but the first ad above has just come out. I'm...[More]

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I See Stars

June 01, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Slice of Life , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge I saw Brooke Burke yesterday with her adorable baby Rain having tea or coffee with a friend at Caffe Luxxe on Montana. She was very natural looking and didn't look plastic at all. (Her ex-husband...[More]

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Gossip for Breakfast

May 31, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Lindsay Lohan , Slice of Life

Click Photo to Enlarge Damn, I could've witnessed Lindsay's downward spiral on Sunday night. I was invited to a party in a hotel room at The Roosevelt, but didn't go because I wasn't feeling well. Just before the above paparazzi...[More]

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Apologies

May 23, 2007
Part of: Slice of Life

Hey Guys, Over the next week or so I will be posting less than usual. Sorry about the inconvenience!...[More]

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Gossip for Breakfast

May 14, 2007
Part of: Fugly , Gossip , LA , Music , Slice of Life

[Breakfast: Fage yogurt w/ oats and mango. Green tea.] Click Photo to Enlarge I haven't written about Kimberly Stewart in a long time because there's nothing new to say about her. She doesn't do anything for a living that I...[More]

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Elle Beauty Picks

May 11, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Hollywood , Slice of Life

Click Photo to Enlarge The picture of Jessica Biel on June's issue of Elle is odd. It has a weird retro look to it and Jess seems much older. You know if someone was wearing that outfit on the street...[More]

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Fashion Picks Du Jour

May 08, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Kate Moss , LA , NYC , Slice of Life

Click Photo to Enlarge Get ready. Kate Moss' uber popular Topshop collection will hit Barneys tomorrow. If you don't want to get trampled or ignored at the store, you can shop online at Barneys.com. The full line will also allegedly...[More]

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BAT's New Favorite Dress

May 07, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Slice of Life

[Breakfast: an apple pancake w/ cinnamon and pecans] Click Photo to Enlarge I bought this dress at Barneys today even though shopping there gets on my nerves. I actually had a helpful salesperson which is an anomoly. I bought this...[More]

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Thanks for your patience

April 25, 2007
Part of: Slice of Life

Sorry for the lack of posting this morning and yesterday. I'm dealing with a very ill pet and won't be able to resume posting until later this afternoon or tomorrow....[More]

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BAT's Spring Picks

April 23, 2007
Part of: LA , Slice of Life , Sparkly

MAKEUP: MAC Limited Edition Eyeliner in Mint & Olive -- get this fast it's sold out everywhere except online. MOVIE: Hot Fuzz -- I didn't want to see this movie from the trailer, but Shaun of the Dead was...[More]

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Life & Style Meets BAT -- Part 3

April 22, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Literati , Slice of Life

[Breakfast: a slice of yogurt cheese] Click Photos to Enlarge I know that baggy jeans are all the rage right now. I decided that I might buy a pair, but got seduced by a new style of Citizens of Humanity...[More]

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BAT's Favorite New Dress

April 20, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Slice of Life

Click Photo to Enlarge I finally found a picture of the first dress that I bought by Mimo, but mine doesn't have a pocket. I personally think the dress looks much better in black and red (the color that I...[More]

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I See Stars

April 12, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Slice of Life , Television

Click Photo to Enlarge The other day, I was at the Writer's Bar at L'Ermitage Hotel in Beverly Hills and Rose McGowen was sitting a few feet away from me. That's a great hotel for star sightings. Anyway, Rose is...[More]

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BAT's Favorite New Dress

April 06, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Slice of Life , Sparkly

Click Photo to Enlarge I've found my second fabulous summer dress. (The first one I found is by Mimo, but I can't find it anywhere online.) My new dress is Clu's Contrast Yoke Henley Dress in Midnight Blue. It's the...[More]

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One Negative About Being a Blogger

March 01, 2007
Part of: Slice of Life

During a TV interview I was once asked what the worst thing about being a blogger was. I really couldn't think of anything at the time. Well, the worst thing about blogging is having to deal with my blog when...[More]

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Back from NYC

February 27, 2007
Part of: NYC , Slice of Life , Sparkly , Travel

[Breakfast: Apple & Cinnamon Fruit and Yogurt Bar. Lemon-Lime EmergenC] Hi ya'll! I am back in LA now--though feeling rough around the edges from lots of travel delays and a cab ride from hell. I will be posting this afternoon...[More]

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Back to NYC

February 19, 2007
Part of: NYC , Slice of Life , Travel

I am going back to NYC tomorrow (Tuesday) and won't be posting until Wednesday. Pray that Britney Spears doesn't do anything too blogworthy....[More]

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Barbie Loves MAC and Henri Bendel

February 19, 2007
Part of: Fashion , NYC , Slice of Life , Sparkly , Travel

Click Photos to Enlarge Even though I tend to get lost and confused in Henri Bendel's, I often find something that I want to buy or see great fashion and makeup eye candy. As soon as I walked into...[More]

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Where's the Gossip?

February 14, 2007
Part of: Random , Slice of Life

Hey Guys, So sorry, but I'm sick today. I was going to try to post this afternoon but am not feeling up to it. I'll be back tomorrow. Happy Valentine's Day! xoxo Tiffany...[More]

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I See Stars in NYC

February 08, 2007
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Food , Gossip , Hollywood , Music , NYC , Nicole Richie , Slice of Life , Travel

Click Photo to Enlarge DK and I went out to dinner at a restaurant called Aspen last night. It's decorated like a modern ski lodge--kind of. There's a fire in the middle with seating around it like a community table....[More]

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Happy Monday!

February 05, 2007
Part of: Gossip , NYC , Paris Hilton , Slice of Life , Travel

Hey, I'll be in transit to NYC today. Normal posting will resume on Tuesday. You can look forward to my wrap up of The Hottie and the Nottie along with a detailed fashion report. The production wrapped on Saturday night,...[More]

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Guantanamo Bay Protest

January 11, 2007
Part of: LA , Politics , Slice of Life

Click Photos to Enlarge Today marks the 5th Anniversay of Guantanamo Bay. Guantanamo Bay is known as a US base/prison/ torture chamber in Cuba. "On January 11, 2002, the first 20 detainees in the “war on terror” arrived, hooded...[More]

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From the Set of "The Hottie and The Nottie" -- *BAT Exclusive*

January 09, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Paris Hilton , Slice of Life , Sparkly

Click Photos to Enlarge I keep on seeing paparazzi shots of Paris Hilton on various blogs (even Perez Hilton’s) that show her supposedly on set of The Hottie and The Nottie or coming from acting class. The pictures of her...[More]

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Last-Minute Holiday Gift Guide

December 21, 2006
Part of: Slice of Life , Sparkly

[Breakfast: Pumpkin Pie] 1. Zappos -- OMG! I love Zappos. They have the best selection of shoes. Also, If you order by 3 PM PST today, they will ship your order in one day for FREE. And any order over...[More]

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Zazie (San Francisco)

December 12, 2006
Part of: Brunch With Tiffany , Food , Slice of Life

Click Photos to Enlarge One of my favorite meals in San Francisco was brunch at a Provencale French restaurant in Cole Valley (upper Haight) called Zazie. It's one of those restaurants that really bums me out 'cause there isn't...[More]

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Things I Like Right Now

November 29, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Food , Random , Slice of Life , Sparkly

BOOK: Veronica by Mary Gaitskill MAGAZINE: British Vogue’s December Anniversary issue BAND: The Dramas MOVIE: Casino Royale REALITY SHOW: Paparazzi on BBC DOCUMENTARY: Thin on HBO RESTAURANT: Cube DESSERT: Pear and Mascarpone Tart from A.O.C WATER: Penta TEA: Les Palais...[More]

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I See Stars

November 28, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Slice of Life , Television

Click Photo to Enlarge I was walking with DK in Venice recently and saw Fiona Apple walking toward us. I nudged him, “That’s Fiona Apple!” “No, I don’t thinks so,” DK said. “Who else would be wearing sunglasses when it...[More]

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Happy Belated Thanksgiving!

November 26, 2006
Part of: Brangelina , Food , Gossip , Hollywood , Slice of Life

[Breakfast: pumpkin pie w/ whipped cream] Click Photos to Enlarge Brangelina shared a romantic dinner in Vietnam for Thanksgiving. (Damn. They even do Thanksgiving stylishly.) I assume that means Z , Maddox and Shiloh stayed at Angelina's house with the...[More]

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Britney is Smoking

November 15, 2006
Part of: Britney , Gossip , Music , Slice of Life

Click Photos to Enlarge Britney and Sean are soo cute. I seriously dreamt last night that I became friends with Britney Spears and then it turned out that it wasn't the 'real' Britney. Some woman was wearing a Britney...[More]

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A Julia Roberts Send Off

November 07, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Slice of Life

Click Photo to Enlarge Julia Roberts and Danny Moder are the cutest. I also like Julia's casual and comfortable travel outfit. It's so anti-Hollywood. OK. The reality is that I saw this picture and only had eyes for the Prius...[More]

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Top Chef at AOC

October 18, 2006
Part of: Food , Gossip , LA , Slice of Life , Television

Whenever I make reservations at a nice restaurant I ask for a good table. It’s best to be as specific as possible if you know the table that you want. When I went to AOC a few months ago,...[More]

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Julia Roberts & Danny Moder

October 18, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Slice of Life

[Breakfast: homemade cinnamon raisin bread and a soy latte] Click Photo to Enlarge OK. You know how there were all those rumors about Danny Moder and Julia Roberts having problems? They were obviously the normal problems that married couples go...[More]

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WiFi with a Side of Stars

June 27, 2006
Part of: Britney , Food , LA , Slice of Life , Travel

I know you have those days when you really want to ditch work and go to the beach in Malibu and have a Britney Spears sighting, but you simply have too much work. I felt this way last week...[More]

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Happy Monday!

June 26, 2006
Part of: Brangelina , Slice of Life

Hope you are having a better Monday than moi. I got a flat tire on my way to an acupuncture appointment today, so that's why I haven't posted. I called my acupuncturist and she had a medical emergency. DK...[More]

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Topless Girly-Girl Stuff

November 25, 2003
Part of: Fashion , LA , Slice of Life

Breakfast: Omelette with spinach, onions, goat cheese and chicken apple sausage. I spent the entire day Friday shopping. It really was like a job. I know you are thinking: Yeah, right. I want her job. I really am my own...[More]

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The North Beach Diet

November 20, 2003
Part of: Food , LA , Slice of Life

I stopped by Trader Joe’s last night for wheat-free crackers, organic sour cream and their yummy yogurt cheese. It was going to be a quick trip, except it never is. I realized I hadn’t bought Nutella in forever, and the...[More]

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C'est La Vie

November 19, 2003
Part of: Slice of Life

I decided to nix my nose ring last Friday. Well, technically I had a very small opal stud in it. I’ve had it for ten years and since none of the guys I’ve dated have gifted me with a diamond...[More]

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C'est La Vie

November 19, 2003
Part of: Slice of Life

I decided to nix my nose ring last Friday. Well, technically I had a very small opal stud in it. I’ve had it for ten years and since none of the guys I’ve dated have gifted me with a diamond...[More]

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I Like it Raw

November 18, 2003
Part of: Food , LA , Slice of Life

Breakfast: Kashi-Go Lean cereal w/ oat milk My favorite cousin, B and I finally got together for lunch last week. This was an amazing feat considering that she has a two year old and started her own company this year....[More]

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Stone at the Movies...

November 12, 2003
Part of: Hollywood , Seinfeld-esque , Slice of Life

Breakfast: vegetarian mini-pizza After receiving two particularly disconcerting phone calls, I decided to hide out at the movies. I’ve now seen three movies since Saturday: The Station Agent, Mystic River and Under the Tuscan Sun. I’ve learned, yet again, how...[More]

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Fat or Fiction?

November 10, 2003
Part of: Fashion , Food , LA , Seinfeld-esque , Slice of Life

I ran into an acquaintance, B, at my local coffeehouse today. She was wearing a fabulous tangerine-colored double breasted pea coat. B is always dressed to the 9’s. I admit, I was impressed she was so stylish at 10AM on...[More]

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The Devil Wears Terry Cloth

November 08, 2003
Part of: Hollywood , LA , Slice of Life

By Tiffany Stone (originally published on Moviecitynews.com) Kate came home from a premier party and called me, ecstatic. “I met the most wonderful guy. He’s a literary agent—Matt Lipstein.” At least she didn’t use the word, love. “Who? From which...[More]

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I am an Addict

November 07, 2003
Part of: Seinfeld-esque , Slice of Life

Breakfast: 2 pumpkin pineapple mini muffins I went to Manhattan Beach for the day to write. Of course, I left the hard copy of my story I was going to work on at my apartment. I don’t like to bring...[More]

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Sunday's Deep Thoughts

November 02, 2003
Part of: Slice of Life

Breakfast: blueberry bagel with cream cheese and apple juice. I was considering seeing a movie Thursday and bought myself almost five-dollars worth of gummy cola bottles. Yes, they were a rip-off. I’m not usually into gross candy, but cola bottles...[More]

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Confessions of a Nobu Virgin

October 30, 2003
Part of: Hollywood , LA , Slice of Life

Breakfast: toasted blueberry bagel with apple butter *Originally published at MovieCityNews.com By Tiffany Stone As we got onto PCH, Kate got anxious. “Are you sure I am dressed okay?” Kate was wearing a strapless black dress with a push-up bra....[More]

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Hard and Rocking

October 28, 2003
Part of: LA , Slice of Life

Breakfast: toasted pumpkin bagel with cream cheese and a slice of cantaloupe. I was out with a group of people the other day and had the unfortunate fate of eating at The Hard Rock Café by the Beverly Center. (I...[More]

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I am Happy

October 26, 2003
Part of: Music , Slice of Life

I am so happy. Last night a miracle happened. A friend gifted me with amazing seats for Radiohead at The Hollywood Bowl. It was totally last minute and so fucking great. Radiohead is one of the few bands that I...[More]

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Flesh or Fiction?

October 26, 2003
Part of: LA , Slice of Life

Breakfast: toasted pumpernickel bagel with organic tomato slices and cream cheese. L.A looks like it’s engulfed in smog from the beach. In reality, it’s engulfed in smog. But what looks like smog today is smoke from the fires. There is...[More]

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Trick-or-Treat

October 24, 2003
Part of: Food , LA , Slice of Life , Trick Or Treat

[Breakfast: pumpkin pancakes with cottage cheese] Every Halloween I get sulky that I can’t go trick-or-treating. I would trade going to the most hip and fun Halloween party ever, just to go trick-or-treating one last time. I’d have to drink...[More]

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Ice, Ice, Baby

October 23, 2003
Part of: Food , LA , Slice of Life

Breakfast: pumpkin pancakes with maple syrup [Note: I don’t always feel like explaining everything (or copy editing or proofreading), so I do links.] Monday I had the best frozen yogurt in Pasadena at “21 Choices Frozen Yogurt,” except there are...[More]

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Rabbit Food

October 22, 2003
Part of: Food , LA , Seinfeld-esque , Slice of Life , Television

Breakfast: Rice Crispy Treat My sweet friend, J, had me over for homemade asparagus soup last night. I ate it, despite the fact that I knew my cold would break because of the cream. And it did. I had been...[More]

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j'suis un canard geant!

October 17, 2003
Part of: LA , Slice of Life

[Breakfast: three pieces of tuna sushi with avocado and brown rice from Whole Foods. Half of a Tazo iced green tea with lemon and honey.] I will have to write later, because it is a gorgeous day. I am off...[More]

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Breakfast in Bed

October 15, 2003
Part of: Slice of Life

Breakfast: half a toasted pumpkin muffin from II Fornaio (via Whole Foods) with cream cheese. Yesterday I went to my local health food store in need of comfort foods. I craved coffee ice-cream. I was going to go to Ralph’s...[More]

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My interesting day

October 13, 2003
Part of: Hollywood , Slice of Life

Day Three in the Life of a Hollywood Script Reader (Day 1 Day 2) By Tiffany Stone 11 AM I called John to see how many scripts I could finagle. Karen answered, “Oh, hi Tiff.” I swallowed to keep from...[More]

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Pre Law and Order etc.

October 13, 2003
Part of: Slice of Life

I am in a non-political mood. I go on hiatus from the news sometimes. Not that I often write about politics here-- I don’t-- but if Saddam were indeed in the U.S, I wouldn’t know. The cover of The New...[More]

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Mad Magazines

October 10, 2003
Part of: Seinfeld-esque , Slice of Life

My magazine subscriptions are out of control. Magazines I subscribe to: 1. The New Yorker 2. Vanity Fair 3. Allure Gift subscriptions: 1. National Geographic 2. Harper's Bazaar 3. Interview 4. Self 5. Lucky 6. Entertainment Weekly For Christmas, a...[More]

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Law and Order continued...

October 10, 2003
Part of: Seinfeld-esque , Slice of Life

There was a knock at our door. The other attorney was ready for us. C went to the bathroom, and I introduced myself to the enemy, H. H was a black man, too. However, he was overweight with a very...[More]

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Law and Order

October 08, 2003
Part of: Seinfeld-esque , Slice of Life

Hmmm… I need to try and finish this before the real (?) “Law and Order” comes on. I didn’t sleep very well last night due to some anxiety over the deposition today. I got out of bed at 8AM (early...[More]

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Minority Report

October 08, 2003
Part of: Seinfeld-esque , Slice of Life

* I wrote this back in May. I was in a car accident a year and a half ago, and the insurance company didn't want to pay my entire medical bill or compensate me for my lost wages. I had...[More]

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Skinny LA Bitch

October 03, 2003
Part of: LA , Slice of Life

*I had a bad stomach virus, and that's why I lost a lot of weight. My hair stylist today said I was too skinny for “me,” didn’t I agree? It’s kind of cool to be actress skinny for once. You...[More]

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Average People Suck

September 23, 2003
Part of: Seinfeld-esque , Slice of Life

Usually, I believe (for the most part) that people can do whatever they want as long as they aren’t hurting others. A trip to Barnes and Noble today changed my mind. The tables are always packed there, that’s a given....[More]

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Picky

September 21, 2003
Part of: Slice of Life

It appears my stomach has turned into one of those “bad” stomachs that you hear old people/alcoholics complain about. I’ve become one of those annoyingly picky eaters (before I was an adventurous eater). I even tried Monkfish liver a couple...[More]

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Ghetto Picnic

September 07, 2003
Part of: LA , Slice of Life

I was walking with Lisa up a residential street when we happened upon a picnic. The picnic consisted of a small towel on the narrow strip of grass between the sidewalk and the street. A man and a woman were...[More]

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Artsy Video Store--Take 3

August 26, 2003
Part of: Seinfeld-esque , Slice of Life

I thought I would finally get out of the video store without incident. Artsy Clerk #2 was smiling at me through his curled up moustache, "Hey, you know there is a dollar late fee on the account." "Okay, I'll just...[More]

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I Know Nothing

August 25, 2003
Part of: Seinfeld-esque , Slice of Life

My hipster balloon was recently popped. I went to my local “artsy” video store to rent two movies. I had called my movie in, so I went straight to checkout. I was in an okay mood and decided to be...[More]

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Porn Star

August 25, 2003
Part of: NYC , Seinfeld-esque , Slice of Life

A clerk at my local "artsy" video store said, “Tiffany sounds like a James Bond girl.” Most unoriginal men have said it sounded like a porn star's name. When I told "artsy" clerk that, he gave me a sly look,...[More]

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Childhood Trauma

August 22, 2003
Part of: LA , Slice of Life

My mother dropped off some things from Costco for me. I don’t know if Costco exists outside of California. They have things in bulk—mostly food. It’s like Target or Wal-Mart—you’ll always find unnecessary items you must have. You can’t leave...[More]

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Post Office Drama

August 18, 2003
Part of: Seinfeld-esque , Slice of Life

I just went to the post office and stood unnecessarily in line for fifteen minutes. My box had overflowed and I needed to collect a very large package-so large it didn’t fit into the bigger boxes! I thought to myself,...[More]

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