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Paris is Pathetic

June 28, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Paris Hilton , Rant , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge When I saw these pictures of Paris getting out of jail I actually felt for her. I know, I know, that's gross, but it's true. With little makeup on, normal clothes and regular girlish, non-rehearsed...[More]

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I See 'Ana' Stars

June 25, 2007
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Brangelina , Brunch With Tiffany , Fashion , Food , Fugly , Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Television

[Breakfast: Brioche from Breadbar and chamomile tea.] I dragged DK into Barneys New York yesterday because I had to return something. It was also a good excuse to brunch at Barneys Greengrass. I switched it up this time and had...[More]

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Blind Gossip for Breakfast

June 22, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Paris Hilton , Politics , Television

One of my sources has told me that Paris' camp is currently in talks with a revered, veteran journalist known especially for their unflinching TV interviews. I'm excited to see the interview now!...[More]

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Who Wore it Best?

June 21, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Kate Moss , Nicole Richie , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge Do you think that Kate Moss (in Vogue) or Nicole Richie rocks this Topshop dress (designed by Kate) better? Personally, I'd rather see someone with breasts and hips wearing this dress. BTW: Nicole totally has...[More]

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I See Stars

June 01, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Slice of Life , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge I saw Brooke Burke yesterday with her adorable baby Rain having tea or coffee with a friend at Caffe Luxxe on Montana. She was very natural looking and didn't look plastic at all. (Her ex-husband...[More]

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Fashionista Du Jour

May 10, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood , Lindsay Lohan , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge I know this dress is very simple, but there's something that I like about it. Lindsay Lohan pretty much looks like shit here because her face is too tan/leathery and her hair is blah. It's...[More]

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Paris is Going to Jail

May 04, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Paris Hilton , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge OMG, Paris Hilton is going to jail! I guess that money and celebrity don't get you out of everything in life. It's too bad that she'll start serving her sentence in LA County Jail on...[More]

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I See Stars

May 03, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Food , Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge I had just seen the above candids of Alicia Silverstone last week and was wondering when I would have another Alicia Silverstone sighting. Well, it took a few days. DK and I were looking for...[More]

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America's Next Top Model Sucks

May 03, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge I don't know why America's Next Top Model is even called that. They certainly aren't looking for America's Next Top Model or they wouldn't have kicked off Brittany Hatch (seen above) last night. Brittany could...[More]

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Stoned!

April 30, 2007
Part of: Britney , Gossip , Hollywood , Music , Stoned! , Television

--Courtney Love plans to sell most of Kurt Cobain’s possessions in the future because her house is “like a mausoleum.” Right. She obviously needs more money to subsidize her plastic surgery. I mean, she needs cash for her nutritionist,...[More]

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Who Wore it Best?

April 26, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , LA , Music , Nicole Richie , Television

[Breakfast: 1 small banana w/ peanut butter. Green tea.] Click Photos to Enlarge OMG, this is so funny! Nicole Richie wore this McQ by Alexander McQueen outfit in Beverly Hills on April 24. Guess who wore it in Beverly Hills...[More]

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Fashion Friday: T-Strap Sandals

April 20, 2007
Part of: Ashlee Simpson , Fashion , Hollywood , Music , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge I'd say to invest in a pair of t-strap sandals this season. They won't be going out of style anytime soon and they're classic without looking dated. You can also wear them with jeans or...[More]

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Fashion Friday: Beauty Tip of the Week

April 20, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Hollywood , Television

[Breakfast: mini muffins and a non-fat latte from Caffe Luxxe] Click Photos to Enlarge Advice to L.C (Lauren Conrad): Use sunscreen and wear a hat on sunny days or else you'll end up looking like Nicole Eggert in 15 years....[More]

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Jessica Smiles

April 18, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Jessica Alba , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge Jessica is also happy when she's fiilming a commercial with her dog. But is that a real smile or a fake one? Publicity wise it would be bad if she got caught in the middle...[More]

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Cutest Hollywood Couples

April 18, 2007
Part of: Brangelina , Gossip , Hollywood , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge There aren't a lot of solid Hollywood couples, but I think that Brangelina and Portia-Ellen will be together for at least another five years. What do you think? Oh, I should add another year because...[More]

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Pretty Fergie

April 18, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Music , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge Usually, it would be too early in the morning for pictures of Fergie, but something has happened that I find shocking. I found pretty pictures of Fergie!! WTF? She looks like she's hot enough to...[More]

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Celebrity Makeover

April 16, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Paris Hilton , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge If Paris Hilton always did her hair and makeup like the picture on the left, she'd be so much prettier. Unfortunately, she favors overdramatic makeup, dark fake tans, and lackluster hair. Looking like a drag...[More]

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Fashionista Du Jour

April 13, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood , Television

[Breakfast: oatmeal with oat milk] Click Photos to Enlarge Usually, I HATE what Eva Longoria is wearing. When her stylist, Robert Verdi, was asked to name his most fashionable clients he didn't even name her! That only makes him look...[More]

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I See Stars

April 12, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Slice of Life , Television

Click Photo to Enlarge The other day, I was at the Writer's Bar at L'Ermitage Hotel in Beverly Hills and Rose McGowen was sitting a few feet away from me. That's a great hotel for star sightings. Anyway, Rose is...[More]

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Fashionista Du Jour

April 12, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood , Nicole Richie , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge I like Nicole's Madison Marcus top. I wonder if they make it in a dress for women who aren't a size 0 and have breasts--that would be nice. For better pictures go here. Related Entries:...[More]

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'Ana' Alert

April 12, 2007
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Gossip , Television

[Breakfast: a fuji apple and low-fat, sundried tomato havarti cheese. Green tea.] Click Photo to Enlarge What is Angie Harmon's problem? She gotten even skinnier, and she was already too skinny. Angie is one of those actresses who says that...[More]

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'Not Ana' Alert

April 05, 2007
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Gossip , Hollywood , Television

[Breakfast: low-sodium V8, two stoned wheat crackers, and two veggie links] Click Photos to Enlarge Christina Applegate has a normal skinny body now, yay! Some of you might think she looks a little too normal here, but gym clothes aren't...[More]

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'Ana' Alert

April 04, 2007
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Gossip , Hollywood , Television

Click Photo to Enlarge Christine Taylor is a pretty woman, but she had to mess with that by having an eating disorder. If you are too skinny (naturally or not) please do not wear a pencil skirt--especially in black. It...[More]

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Fashionista Du Jour

April 03, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood , Rachel Bilson , Television

Click Photo to Enlarge I like Rachel Bilson's casually chic outfit. I wonder if she's still dating Hayden Christensen ? I don't get him--I think he has no sex appeal whatsoever. She really has a thing for dorky guys. Related...[More]

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Guess Who?

April 03, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Television

Click Photo to Enlarge Hint: Don't tell her to Curb Her Appetite......[More]

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Stoned!

April 02, 2007
Part of: Britney , Gossip , Hollywood , Music , Stoned! , Television

--Avril Lavigne thinks that Britney should put-up or shut-up. Yeah, I’m sure that Avril knows everything at 22, ‘cause she’s married. Like she’s totally mature in the way that she deals with the paparazzi by spitting on them and...[More]

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The Nickelodeon Awards

April 02, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Jessica Alba , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge If I were Dakota Fanning, I would not take a picture standing next to my adorable younger sister. Hollywood should watch out for the fierceness that is Elle Dakota. We also have Emma Roberts in...[More]

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Aly and Aj

April 02, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Lindsay Lohan , Paris Hilton , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge I have no idea who Aly and AJ are. All I know is that they're going to be Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan when they grow up--and that's scary....[More]

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Fashionista Du Jour

March 30, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge I love Heidi's tunic--- though her shoes, belt, and jacket are a little too matchy-match for my taste. If I could look that hot all the time, I'd totally have three kids, too....[More]

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A Hard Day's Night

March 29, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Television , The Olsens

Click Photos to Enlarge I was just wondering last night if MK and Ashley would give up their fame and fortune to be regular girls. It must be difficult being chased by the paparazzi day in and day out--they...[More]

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Nicole Richie: A Professional Liar

March 26, 2007
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Gossip , Hollywood , Nicole Richie , Paris Hilton , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge Nicole Richie is looking healthier these days. She has thighs and I've seen them! I don't know why she keeps acting like she's the picture of health, though. I know for a fact that Paris...[More]

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Fashionista Du Jour

March 22, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood , Television

Click Photo to Enlarge I like Zooey Deschanel's 1960's style dress. It's probably not even vintage since this style is in right now. You know all these designers probably copy a lot patterns from vintage clothes and fashion pictures from...[More]

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Duh! Nicole Richie is Hypoglycemic

March 22, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Nicole Richie , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge Publicists are getting lazy. Blaming Nicole's collapsing 'episodes' on hypoglycemia is the dumbest excuse ever. After collapsing yet again while shooting scenes for "The SImple Life 5," Nic's publicist had to act quickly. I used to...[More]

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Stoned!

March 20, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Stoned! , Television

--Keanu is the latest star to allegedly hit a paparazzo while driving. (Last week it was LL in NYC.) The paparazzi should stop standing in front of moving vehicles. Pictures of celebrities driving in their cars suck anyway. And...[More]

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The Normals

March 20, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Fugly , Gossip , Hollywood , Television , The Olsens

Click Photos to Enlarge It annoys me when celebrities dress like normal people. Jennifer Garner is the only one who can get away with it because she's a tomboy and has a kid that she actually hangs out with....[More]

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Fashion Friday: Feeling Fat or Too Skinny?

March 09, 2007
Part of: Ashlee Simpson , Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge Marc Jacobs fall 2006 collection was all about layers, so it's not surprising that some stars have tried to copy this look. However, it seems like most people dress like Ashley, Katherine Heigl, and Madonna...[More]

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VF Fug Fashion Trends

March 02, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Music , Television

[Breakfast; half of an egg white frittata with sundried tomatoes, basil and parmesan cheese.] Click Photos to Enlarge I've decided to celebrate the fugly dresses from this year's Vanity Fair Oscar Party. After all, they could start new trends--you never...[More]

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America's Next Top Illusionist

February 28, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Literati , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge The thing that I don't get about the recreation of Tyra's Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition cover, is that her body doesn't look that different. I'm surprised after all of her ranting and raving on her...[More]

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'Ana'/Not 'Ana' Vanity Fair Oscar Party

February 27, 2007
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge Oh my pretty 'Ana' and Not 'Ana' starlets, Portia Di Rossi and Gretchen Mol. Well, Gretchen was pretty when she had blonde hair. At least she traded her stick-figure body in for a vuluptuos one....[More]

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Entertainers are the Real Liars

February 15, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Music , Rant , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge Wouldn't it be cool if celebrities just came out and said that they had plastic surgery and did drugs? I mean, I'd really respect Paula Abdul if she said that she liked using drugs and...[More]

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Anna Nicole Smith is Gone

February 08, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Television

Click Photo to Enlarge How tragic is it that Anna Nicole Smith died today? She seemed to have spent a lot of her life drugged out (as seen on reality show) and I was always concerned that she would O.D....[More]

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Tyra is Fat

February 02, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Rant , Television

Click Photo to Enlarge I like how Tyra's suddenly sticking up for 'fat' women now that she's been called the F-word. In the past, Tyra has called contestants on America's Next Top Model fat and has even made fun of...[More]

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ANTM Cycle 8

February 02, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Television

[Breakfast: a slice of cold cheese pizza] Did you know that Tyra Banks said on her talk show yesterday that the reason she does ANTM is to bring back models to the covers of fashion magazines? That's so noble. She...[More]

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Fashionista Du Jour

February 01, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Hollywood , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge Katherine Heigl has recently been styled for award shows to look like the younger version of Charlize Theron. She looked gorgeous at the SAG Awards earlier this week. It's refreshing that she wore such a...[More]

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Stoned!

January 31, 2007
Part of: Britney , Hollywood , LA , Music , Stoned! , Television

Click Photo to Enlarge ---It sucks to be Brandy Norwood right now. Her accident that resulted in a fatality last month was kept under wraps for a few weeks, but now that it’s become public, the California Highway Patrol and...[More]

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Courtney Wants to be an American Idiot, I Mean Idol

January 30, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Music , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge American Idol allegedly wants to replace one alcoholic-druggie judge, Paula Abdul, with another one -- Courtney Love. I might start watching American Idol again if they do that. Someone was just telling me the other...[More]

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Stoned!

January 17, 2007
Part of: Brangelina , Gossip , Hollywood , Music , Nicole Richie , Paris Hilton , Stoned! , Television

Click Photo to Enlarge --ANTM runner up, Melrose Bickerstaff, clung to Jeremy Piven all night at two Golden Globe parties. I would have aimed a little higher if I were Melrose, but the two seem well suited to each other...[More]

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GG: Vintage Gone Wrong

January 16, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Fugly , Gossip , Hollywood , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge Julia Louis-Dreyfus couldn't have picked an uglier dress. There's no way I'm going to call that "thing" a gown. Her poor breasts are flattened and what exactly is she holding? Is it a domino box...[More]

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Golden Globes Wigtastic!

January 16, 2007
Part of: Fugly , Gossip , Television , Wigtastic!

Click Photo to Enlarge Umm..apparently Vanessa Williams is like the diva bitch she plays on "Ugly Betty." Why else would her hair stylist and makeup artist and stylist let her leave the house with that horrible wig? I was so...[More]

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GG Goes Dynasty

January 16, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Fugly , Gossip , Hollywood , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge We all know that Beyonce is a shining star and worth her weight in gold and diamonds, but wearing a dress that reflects this is OTT. FYI: Dressing like an Oscar doesn't mean that you're...[More]

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Stoned!

January 10, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Hollywood , Music , Stoned! , Television , The Olsens

Click Photo to Enlarge Pretty boy Clive Owen now dabbles in makeup. He will be the face of Lancome's Hypnôse Homme and men's anti-aging skin-care range in their spring ads. Question: Does Clive appeal to gay or straight men or...[More]

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Biel/Jeter vs. Richie/Madden

January 10, 2007
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Nicole Richie , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge I know, I know...more bathing suits. I wish I were on a tropical island sipping a pina colada right now, OK??? I have to live vicariously through chicks like Jessica Biel and Nicole Richie until...[More]

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Dirt

January 08, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Rant , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge Did any of you guys see Dirt's premiere last week? The show literally looked dirty because it was lit so darkly. DK and I thought it had to be a mistake, so we turned off our...[More]

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Breakfast At Tyra's (NOT)

January 08, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Rant , Television

[Breakfast: fruit and yogurt with oats] Click Photo to Enlarge OMG, I practically died when I saw these pictures of Tyra Banks in the latest issue of Vanity Fair. She's one of the least Audrey Hepburnish people --in character and...[More]

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Gossip for Breakfast : The Hills -- Part Deux

December 21, 2006
Part of: LA , Literati , Television

I'll admit that I occassionally get sucked into the reality pitt of MTV. I didn't watch all of The Hills, but the episodes I caught were pretty boring. I don't know how L.C. got her own show considering how...[More]

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Caridee's Seventeen Magazine Cover

December 20, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Literati , Paris Hilton , Television

Click Photo to Enlarge Yes, I'm tres happy that Caridee won America's Next Top Model instead of bitchy, kiss-ass, Melrose. Melrose probably cries herself to sleep at night because she hasn't been cast in anything yet. Auditions are soo unfair....[More]

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Druggie Food

December 18, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Gossip , Nicole Richie , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge I know some of you would love to go on The Junk Food Diet. How cool would it be to eat doughnuts and cookies all day and be tiny? Well, the only way to go...[More]

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Friends Don't Let Friends Do Drugs

December 14, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Nicole Richie , Paris Hilton , Television

Click Photo to Enlarge It looks like news has been slow and that's why Splash News is hypothesizing that the photo below of "white stuff" up Paris Hilton's nose is cocaine. Even if it were, it wouldn't be that interesting....[More]

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Golden Globe Nominations

December 14, 2006
Part of: Hollywood , LA , Sparkly , Television

The 64th Annual Golden Globe Awards will air live on NBC on Monday, Jan. 15. Nominees in the major categories include: TV DRAMA SERIES • Big Love • Grey's Anatomy • Heroes • Lost • 24 TV DRAMA SERIES ACTRESS...[More]

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Nicole's Message

December 12, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Nicole Richie , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge Pre-DUI, Nicole Richie enjoyed hiking with a friend and shopping on Sunday. Doesn't she look hungover on that hike? Like most famous people in the entertainment industry who receive DUI's, Nicole has not apologized for...[More]

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ANTM Winner

December 07, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge I'm happy that Caridee won America's Next Top Model. Not that she's going to be a model. Melrose and Caridee seemed like they were more interested in acting than modeling, but who isn't? I predicted...[More]

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A Britney Vagina Monologue

December 06, 2006
Part of: Britney , Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Music , Paris Hilton , Rant , Television

Saturday Night Live’s Amy Poehler recited her first or maybe second (see above) vagina monologue on the show this past week: Speaking of Britney Spears, I’d just like to take a minute to address this latest trend: flashing your...[More]

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The Break-up x 2

December 05, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Rachel Bilson , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge It's hard for me to believe that Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn were ever together. There aren't even many paparazzi pictures of them, which is strange. And in most of the ones that do exist,...[More]

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Marc Jacobs Also Does Santa

December 05, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Nicole Richie , Paris Hilton , Sparkly , Television

Click Photo to Enlarge Hmm...I wonder why Nicole Richie is such a fan of Marc Jacobs' hipster Santa? She's visited him at least twice this week. He does look like the grungy kind of guy that she likes to date....[More]

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I See Stars

November 28, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Slice of Life , Television

Click Photo to Enlarge I was walking with DK in Venice recently and saw Fiona Apple walking toward us. I nudged him, “That’s Fiona Apple!” “No, I don’t thinks so,” DK said. “Who else would be wearing sunglasses when it...[More]

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Wigtastic!

November 22, 2006
Part of: Britney , Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Music , Paris Hilton , Television , Wigtastic!

Click Photos to Enlarge I'm starting to think that I should wear a wig. It's so convenient, and I could have a different one for every mood, occasion and season. I'm a little confused about quality wigs. All of...[More]

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Nicole Breaks up With Rachel Zoe

November 21, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Nicole Richie , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge OMG, finally! It appears that these rumors could have been true. I even said here that we'd know that Nicole Richie was serious about getting better when she dropped her stylist/buddy Rachel Zoe. It also makes...[More]

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Pamela Anderson: Waxed

November 20, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge Pamela Anderson couldn't make one of her Baywatch DVD appearances, so her wax figure stand-in was happy to help out. Related Entries: Quote of the Month Fashion Friday: Jumpsuits Summer in Malibu Fashionista du Jour...[More]

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Nicole

November 20, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Fashion , Gossip , LA , Nicole Richie , Paris Hilton , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge N icle I sn't C ounting O n L iving E ons Just long enough to go shopping at Barneys, not eat lunch with her mom at the Ivy, wear fur, and see the Victoria's...[More]

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America's Next Top Model 'Ana' Alert

November 17, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge I get tired of doing celebrity ‘Ana Alerts’ so I thought I’d throw a reality star into the mix. America’s Next Top Model – Cycle 7 kind of sucks considering some of my favorites were...[More]

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The McDonalds Diet

November 15, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Brangelina , Gossip , Hollywood , Nicole Richie , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge I know some of you are wondering how Angelina Jolie and Nicole Richie can stay reed thin and eat McDonalds. No, they're not on some diet that includes McDonalds, but there's no proof that they...[More]

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Ashley Olsen Copycat

November 13, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Nicole Richie , Television , The Olsens

Click Photos to Enlarge Damn. I thought that Mary-Kate Olsen was the real fashionista of the twins, but Ashley is upping her game. Nicole Richie has copied MK multiple times, but now she looks similar to Ashley. She soo...[More]

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Friday Eye Candy

November 10, 2006
Part of: Friday Eye Candy , Gossip , Hollywood , Television

Click Photo to Enlarge I don't know why, but I think that Patrick Dempsey looks hot in this picture. If I were walking on the street and passed by him, I would've caught his eye and smiled. Most of you...[More]

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Britney's Free

November 09, 2006
Part of: Britney , Fashion , Gossip , Music , NYC , Television

Click Photo to Enlarge On Monday, Britney made a 'faux' surprise appearance on David Letterman. What you didn't know is that Britney asked him out. (Yeah, I made that last bit up, but you never know.) The real reason of...[More]

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Bad Hair vs. The Skinny

November 09, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Nicole Richie , Rant , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge Little Nicole Richie. I don't know what we're going to do with you. Don't tell Paris, but I think you actually get more press than her now. Obviously, the whole in-patient rehab thing was someone...[More]

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Quote of The Week

November 08, 2006
Part of: Politics , Television

"...in my first act of of bipartisan outreach since the election, I shared with her [Nancy Pelosi: House Democratic Leader] the names of some Republican decorators who can help her pick out the new drapes in her offices." President...[More]

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Kirstie Alley on Oprah

November 07, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Television

I'll admit it, when I first saw this picture I was like Damn, Kirstie Alley has thunder thighs. I will never complain again about my thighs being fat. Then I saw the bikini reveal on the Oprah show (seen...[More]

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Two Certainties in Hollywood

November 02, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Lindsay Lohan , Nicole Richie , Television

[Breakfast: an apple suncake and green tea] Click Photos to Enlarge "There are only two certainties in Hollywood: Lindsay Lohan will not get sober (despite wearing AA paraphernalia) and Nicole Richie will not be a normal weight EVER (no matter...[More]

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Gossip for Breakfast

October 31, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Nicole Richie , Paris Hilton , Television

One of my sources has exclusively confirmed to me that "The Simple Life" will now allegedly be shooting in March. Hopefully, Nicole Richie will have figured out why she can't gain weight by then and Paris Hilton will have another...[More]

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Gossip For Breakfast

October 30, 2006
Part of: Gossip , LA , Music , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge Remember when Travis Barker made the point on his My Space rant about Shanna Moakler that she only sleeps and gets her nails done? Well, the getting her nails done part has rubbed off on...[More]

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New Disease: The Skinny

October 27, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Gossip , Hollywood , Nicole Richie , Paris Hilton , Television

Click Photo to Enlarge Nicole Richie has entered rehab not for an eating disorder or drug addiction or any addiction for that matter. Though Richie spent most of her life at a normal weight, she's found herself plagued by an...[More]

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No Trespassing

October 24, 2006
Part of: Brangelina , Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Television

TMZ reports that an E! Entertainment producer and cameraman allegedly trespassed on Brad Pitt's Los Feliz property after unchaining a fence. The E! employees allegedly started filming the exterior of the craftsman house. Some of the construction crew noticed...[More]

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Stoned!

October 23, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Music , Stoned! , Television

Click Photo to Enlarge ---The honeymoon is over for Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban. The country singer checked himself into rehab. He admitted that he’s struggled with alcohol and cocaine in the past and that he let his guard down...[More]

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Fashion Friday: Grey Jeans

October 20, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Hollywood , Lindsay Lohan , Sienna Miller , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge Grey jeans have replaced black jeans for starlets like Courtney Cox, Denise Richards, Lindsay Lohan, and Sienna Miller. The freshest look goes to Sienna Miller. I like how she's wearing hers with sneakers and a...[More]

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Project Runway Finale

October 19, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge I am really happy that Jeffrey won Project Runway. His collection was the best by far. I don't know why people were so into Uli's collection. It was OK, but I would have only worn...[More]

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Angelina Copycats

October 19, 2006
Part of: Brangelina , Gossip , Hollywood , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge Angelina is so known for her adopted children that America's Next Top Model had Caridee pose in a photo session as Angelina and Brad Pitt. They even brought two real children in to accompany her....[More]

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Top Chef at AOC

October 18, 2006
Part of: Food , Gossip , LA , Slice of Life , Television

Whenever I make reservations at a nice restaurant I ask for a good table. It’s best to be as specific as possible if you know the table that you want. When I went to AOC a few months ago,...[More]

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Nicky + Kevin = Done

October 17, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Television

[Breakfast: a fuji apple and green tea] Click Photo to Enlarge Hmm...just yesterday I was watching Nicky Hilton being interviewed by David Letterman. She was on the show last week and came across as being really arrogant. I was wondering...[More]

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CAMP SIMPLE LIFE NOW CASTING!

October 16, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Nicole Richie , Paris Hilton , Television

Click Photo to Enlarge No, this isn't a joke. Bunim-Murray's website is offering you the coolest thing ever! Do you want the opportunity to go to a fun sleep-away camp with Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie? Then the next season...[More]

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Fugly

October 02, 2006
Part of: Fugly , Gossip , Television

[Breakfast: 1/2 cappuccino muffin and chamomile tea] Click Photo to Enlarge You can tell that Nicky Hilton is a bitch. She should be happy that she's being photographed at all. When Nicky was on Project Runway last season, she was...[More]

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Anna and Howard Made a Baby

September 27, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Television

Yuck. Howard K. Stern admitted to Larry King that he's the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby girl, Dannie Lynn Hope. He and Anna have supposedly been a couple for some time. WTF? I really don't care if this...[More]

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I See Stars

September 26, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Television

--I was waiting for the day when I would run into Vincent Libretti from Project Runway Season 3. It happened mid-day yesterday at Trader Joe's in West L.A. I thought for a second about saying something to him: "I...[More]

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Love Jones

September 25, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge I haven't written about Star Jones for a long time. The only thing to write about is how big her head is in comparison to the rest of her body. Did you know that she's...[More]

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Mischa or Marcia?

September 22, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Hollywood , LA , Mischa Barton , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge The other night I watched the movie (technically mini-series) Sybil for the second time. (BTW: The bonus DVD is amazing). I couldn't help but think of one of Sybil's personalities when I saw the above...[More]

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The Biggest Winner

September 20, 2006
Part of: Television

Usually I roll my eyes when I hear about a reality TV star marriage. But I watched all of last season's The Biggest Loser, so I was thrilled to read about Matt Hoover and Suzy Preston's Jamaican wedding--especially after...[More]

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Bags That Dwarf Starlets--Part 4

September 20, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Hollywood , Jessica Simpson , Television

Click Photo to Enlarge Jessica Simpson lives in a strange universe. Does she even have a real stylist? Last I heard, her Mom was styling her. It makes sense for her to fire her Mom and hire Kayne (pageant dress...[More]

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Fashionista Du Jour

September 18, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Hollywood , Rachel Bilson , Television

[Breakfast: a poppy seed muffin and chai green tea] Click Photo to Enlarge Rachel Bilson is trying to look extra cute so that she can ditch The O.C. for a movie career. Let's hope that she doesn't star in any...[More]

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Project Runway at Fashion Week

September 15, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Sparkly , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge Project Runway' s Season 3 picks for the last four designers were perfect. I wanted to see Laura, Michael, Uli and Jeffrey's collections the most. After months of designing their lines, The PR finalists did...[More]

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In Memoriam

September 11, 2006
Part of: Hollywood , NYC , Politics , Television

Let’s get the tragic news out of the way first. Besides today being the fifth anniversary of 9/11, news came in this morning that Anna Nicole Smith’s 20-year-old son, Daniel, died suddenly yesterday. He was in the Bahamas for...[More]

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Gwen is a Doll

September 06, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Music , Television

Gwen Stefani has designed a limited-collection of dolls inspired by the costumes that she wore on her last tour. The collection is called Love. Angel. Music. Baby. and features 10 dolls. Each 10-inch doll looks like the platinum-blond rocker...[More]

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A Porsche Sandwich

September 05, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Television

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi were involved in a Porsche sandwich on Friday. I know that sounds cool and kinky, but the Porsche sandwich equalled a multiple car crash. Some older chick, Jeanne Werber, who was allegedly drunk...[More]

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Fashion Accessory Du Jour

August 30, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Fashion Accessory Du Jour , Television

[Breakfast: a hard boiled egg] I love these necklaces!...[More]

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Last of Summer Picks

August 30, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Food , Hollywood , LA , Lindsay Lohan , Literati , Music , Television

1. Beverage = Iced Green Tea 2. Book = Queen of The Oddballs by Hillary Carlip 3. Clothing = Target Vintage Screen Tees and Tanks 4. Brunch = Café Vida (Pacific Palisades) / La Provence (Beverly Hills) 5. Music...[More]

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Happy Hump Day!

August 30, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Television , The Olsens

The Scientologists let Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have a rare public outing together in Canada to promote their clothing line. Seriously, they're hardly ever photographed together anymore....[More]

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Emmys Circa 1988

August 28, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Television

Cheryl Hine, Tracey Gold, Vanessa Minnillo Yeah, these dresses all scare me. Vanessa Minnillo looks like a hoochie mama. Cheryl Hines looks like a Christmas ornament. Tracey Gold should have stayed at home....[More]

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Emmy Go Lacy

August 28, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Hollywood , Television

Jaime Pressley, Maria Menounos, Virginia Madsen Umm...this lace trend works best on teenagers. I don't know why Virginia Madsen turned her tablecloth into a dress. There was no need to go there. Jaime Pressley has this angular and hard edge...[More]

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Calista Has Gone "Ana" Again

August 28, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Fashion , Hollywood , Television

I know it's hard for people with eating disorders to completely recover, but Calista Flockhart (seen here in a lovely Derek Lamb gown) is returning to the small screen close to her Ally McBeal weight. It's too bad that...[More]

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Fashionistas Du Jour

August 28, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Hollywood , Television

Evangelina Lilly Katherine Heigl Heidi Klum You can tell it's still summer because pretty is "in". My favorite 58th Emmys look was Katherine Heigl's. She's always looked decent, but this time she looked amazing and was really working the whole...[More]

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Friday Eye Candy

August 25, 2006
Part of: Friday Eye Candy , Hollywood , Television

This photo taken at the 2006 Teen Choice awards leaves me speechless. I seriously can't breathe. OMG, I haven't seen Johnny Depp looking this hot for years. Now I remember why I fell "in like" with him when he...[More]

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"Real Life Models'" Don't Exist

August 24, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Television

Uli's Design Vincent's Design Robert's Design The fact that Vincent won last night’s Project Runway after designing a dress for Uli’s mother is pretty hysterical. I can still picture Laura quickly running to the bathroom to puke—I assume that’s what...[More]

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Hottest Disco Ball Award

August 22, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Television

I kind of wish that only teenage celebrities and ones in their twenties showed up for the Teen Choice awards. Carmen Electra made her dress out of tin foil. Sure that's creative, but it doesn't make her 16 again....[More]

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Teen Choice Cuts

August 22, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Mischa Barton , Nicole Richie , Television

[Breakfast: egg white scramble w/ spinach, swiss cheese, onions and tomatoes] Mischa looked very pretty even though her look screamed Rachel Zoe. Did you guys see Zoe on Project Runway last week? She was tres boring and totally agreed with...[More]

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More Teen Choice 2006

August 22, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Jessica Alba , Television , The Olsens

Jessica Alba, Ashley Olsen, Christian Milan and Rachel Bilson all tried to dress to impress, but didn't quite make the cut. Now for the fugliest......[More]

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Angelina Gives Good Face

August 22, 2006
Part of: Brangelina , Hollywood , Television

This is part of an ad campaign for Shiseido that Angelina did. She gives much better face than all of those America's Next Top Model hopefuls. I wonder if anyone in Season 7 of ANTM will come close? Nah....[More]

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Maggie Gyllenhall: 28 Going on 58

August 22, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Hollywood , Television

I know that Maggie Gyllenhall is way pregnant, but she's also wearing a lot of designer stuff these days since she's been promoting multiple films. However, I wish these designers (middle Mayle and right Zac Posen) could design her...[More]

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Best Living Doll Award

August 21, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Hollywood , Television

I know that Zooey Deschanel is an actress, but I don't think that she's human. Here she is looking like a life-sized doll at the Teen Choice Awards 2008....[More]

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Best--Ballerina or Mashmallow? --Award

August 21, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Jessica Simpson , Television

It looks like Jessica stopped by a yard sale on the way to the Teen Choice Awards. I can't decide if she looks more like a wannabe ballerina or a marshmallow. What do you think?...[More]

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Bags That Dwarf Starlets

August 16, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Television

Rachel Bilson Bigger isn't always better. Related Entries: When a Bag isn't just a Bag...[More]

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Goth Starlets Du Jour

August 15, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Hollywood , Television

Now the goth starlets are even hanging out together--until the trend ends in spring. I hate to break it to you, Michelle Trachtenberg, but black is not your color. Zooey Deschanel, you're so cute and totally remind me of...[More]

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Mod Makeup--Who Wore it Best?

August 11, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Hollywood , Mischa Barton , Television

[Breakfast: pain au chocolate and an iced coffee] This mod look is obviously inspired by the upcoming movie Factory Girl. The question is: Who wore it best? Mischa, Carmen or Rachel?...[More]

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Rachel Zoe is a Ho

August 11, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Lindsay Lohan , Literati , Nicole Richie , Television

I like how "Zoe" rhymes with "Ho." I have no idea if Rachel is a ho like some of her clients. I believe that she's divorcing her husband, so you never know. If you don't know who Zoe is...[More]

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The Latest on 'Ana' Watch

August 10, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Fashion , Television

I know some of you are like WTF? I don't even watch Project Runway, so why would I care if one of the designers is anorexic? I am a bit obsessed with PR and only writing about models and...[More]

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Stoned!

August 09, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Hollywood , Music , Stoned! , Television

Ah!! What a cute, ugly/slutty couple Dave Navarro and Jenna Jameson make. Thank God that Dave has a new suitable girlfriend to borrow clothes and makeup from. After 20 years of being on the wagon, Robin Williams has fallen...[More]

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Fashionista Du Jour

August 09, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Lindsay Lohan , Mischa Barton , Paris Hilton , Television

[Breakfast: a chocolate chip cappuccino muffin and latte from Joan's on Third] That Rachel Bilson is cuter than cute but needs to do an edgy role to start competing with Mischa Barton. I hope that they both become movie star...[More]

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Happy Blog Birthday To Me...

August 08, 2006
Part of: Hollywood , Sparkly , Television

[Breakfast: a croissant and champagne] Today "Breakfast at Tiffany's"/Tiffanyastone.com is 3 years old. No, I didn't take today off to sleep and drink champagne all day. I went to a taping of Last Comic Standing where I got to laugh...[More]

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Project Bumway

August 08, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Television

Don't you think it would be nice if the designers on Project Runway had to design a functional outfit for homeless people as a challenge? They should give back to the community instead of designing for high society women and...[More]

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Entourage Close to Jumping the Shark

July 31, 2006
Part of: Hollywood , LA , Rant , Television

Let’s talk about Entourage. I was pissed when Aquaman did well because Vince was only interesting—that’s not true, his character is always really boring—his boys and Ari were only interesting while struggling to make something of themselves in the shark...[More]

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Bag Ladies

July 28, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Hollywood , Kate Bosworth , Television

The good thing about this trend is that even the financially challenged can do it for almost no money. To achieve Kate Bosworth's look go to a vintage store and buy a taffeta skirt that's three sizes too big....[More]

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Project Runway and Miss USA

July 27, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Television

[Breakfast: part of a breakfast quesadilla and iced tea] Miss USA Tara Conner only placed 4th in the Miss Universe contest despite wearing her Project Runway dress. The dress was even designed by pageant dress store owner and designer, Kayne...[More]

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Happy Birthday Mr. Piven

July 25, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Lindsay Lohan , Television

I thought that Lindsay was hanging out with that Pink Taco guy whose family owns the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Vegas. It seems a bit risque that she stripped down to her bra and panties for Jeremy...[More]

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Fashionista Du Jour

July 24, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Mischa Barton , Television

Rachel Bilson is so cute. I think that she's prettier than Mischa Barton. Related Entries: Fashionista Du Jour Fashionista Du Jour or Fashionista From Hell? Stoned! Fashionistas Du Jour...[More]

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Sexy Mama Jeans

July 24, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Television

Heidi Klum is weird. She either wears really cute outfits like the ones above or completely disastrous ones. Whoever is telling her she looks cute on Project Runway should be shot because all of those outfits except the ones...[More]

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Oprah and Stedman are Bi

July 24, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Television

[Breakfast: 1/4 of a club wrap w/ turkey bacon] I’m not saying that Oprah is gay or anything. However, I was up in Ojai Sunday and met another person that had a Stedman sighting without Oprah. This person was a...[More]

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Gossip for Breakfast

July 20, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Mischa Barton , Television

[Breakfast: a toasted chocolate chip bagel with butter] Mischa Barton is mildly annoying to me. I haven’t watched The O.C. in forever, but when I did, Mischa’s bland facial expression and one note acting bored me. I also can’t stand...[More]

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Fashionista Du Jour

July 19, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Hollywood , Television

I know you're all probably like, who the hell is Monet Mazur? If you have cable then you must have seen her at some point in that horrible movie called Torque. I remember her best from a Jane's Addiction...[More]

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Alison Kelly vs. Elisha Cuthbert

July 13, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Television

Alison Kelly is one of the fashion designers on Project Runway: Season 3. I was trying to figure out which actress she reminded me of and then realized it was Elisha Cuthbert. Alison needs to learn how to pose...[More]

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Heidi Klum is a Cheap Bitch

July 13, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Television

[Breakfast: cold pizza and green tea] I hope you all watched my favorite reality TV show last night, Project Runway. It's amazing that Heidi Klum has a show about critiquing fashion designers considering how poorly she can dress. And WTF...[More]

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Hollywood 101: Reality is Perception

July 12, 2006
Part of: Hollywood , Television

DK was nice enough to scan this ad from Variety for me. I haven't seen this scan anywhere on the web. You really lose out if you don't see the entire visual. This ad was for HBO's show Entourage....[More]

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Ryan Seacrest on 'Ana' Watch

July 12, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Gossip , Television

[Breakfast: an egg white frittata with a side of turkey bacon] Have any of you watched E! News lately? DK and I caught it the other night when Ryan Seacrest had just returned from whatever else he was doing. Maybe...[More]

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Jillian Barberie vs. Mary-Kate Olsen

July 11, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Television , The Olsens

Now even Jillian Barberie is copying Mary-Kate Olsen and most people don't even know who she is. I'm sure you've all wanted to throw tomatoes at your television screen when that commercial for Good Day L.A. comes on with...[More]

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Hot Mama Fashionista Du Jour

July 05, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Television

Heidi Klum stays cool and chic in her Rachel Pally cotton jersey dress that drapes nicely over her baby bump. How much does it suck that she got back to her super-skinny supermodel self so she could tape the...[More]

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Why I Hate Haylie Duff

June 29, 2006
Part of: Rant , Television

OK. I've never met Haylie Duff, so she could be the nicest person in the world. I'm just sick of seeing her in pictures with her more famous little sis, Hilary. For the longest time, I've been wondering who...[More]

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Eva and Tony vs. Nicole and Keith

June 29, 2006
Part of: Hollywood , Television , Travel

Both couples are lusting it up in Tahiti, but Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are on their honeymoon. Which couple is hotter?...[More]

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Fashionista Du Jour

June 28, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Television

Maria Menounos was "Ranked and Voted #5 by AskMen.com's Top 99 Most Desirable Women of 2006" according to her bio on IMDB.com. Fortunately, this lovely "28-year-old"( + four years--it's Hollywood) can dress well, too. The former Miss Massachussetts Teen...[More]

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Fashionista Du Jour

June 23, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Television

I want Rachel Bilson's dress, but I would wear a slip dress by Only Hearts underneath it---it's tres see-through. A lot of these dresses end up looking like sacks, but this one is really flattering. It's nice that she's...[More]

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Angelina Jolie Interview

June 21, 2006
Part of: Brangelina , Hollywood , Politics , Television

Did any of you see Angelina Jolie on Anderson Cooper's 360 last night? I was disappointed. At first I felt like I was going crazy because she kept on repeating things that she had already said. On my favorite...[More]

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Fashionista Du Jour or Fashionista from Hell?

June 20, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Television

Here we have The OC's and real life couple, Adam Brody and Rachel Bilson having a nice night out at Memphis in Hollywood. But are they wearing rags or suitable fashionista clothes? You decide. Related Entries: Fashionistas Du Jour...[More]

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Summer in Malibu

June 20, 2006
Part of: Brangelina , Britney , Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Reese Witherspoon , Television , Travel

(Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe) I've been housesitting in Malibu, which is the bomb. Where I normally live isn't deep in the city, but it feels oppressive in comparison. Malibu is one of the most relaxing places in LA...[More]

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Lindsay Lohan or Laura Ingalls?

June 16, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Lindsay Lohan , Television

Did you ever catch reruns of Little House on the Prairie? Someone from Lindsay Lohan's camp has. Maybe Lindsay is trying to copy the the look so she can play "Laura Ingalls" in a new kids movie. Her movie...[More]

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Paris Hilton: 25 Going on 65

June 14, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Paris Hilton , Television

I'm being very generous here, because I've never seen someone under 70 wearing such a hideous outfit. It's something a grandmother that was colorblind would wear. Where is E!'s "How do I Look?" when you need them. Seriously...Paris Hilton...[More]

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Gossip for Breakfast

June 13, 2006
Part of: Gossip , LA , Television

Have you noticed how parts of Jeremy Piven's life are being used on Entourage? The season premiere had Adrian Grenier's character "Vincent Chase" taking his mother to the Aquaman premiere. Piven took his mother to the Emmys. I wonder if...[More]

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Like a Scene from Entourage

June 07, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Television

Jeremy Piven forgot to go into his default character "Ari Gold" from Entourage the other night at Bungalow 8. Instead he channeled Kevin Dillon's character on the show "Drama" during a bitch fest with Stephen Dorff over Dorff cutting...[More]

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A Side of Stars with your Toast

May 10, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Television

[Breakfast: a toasted chocolate chip bagel with cream cheese] A reader writes: So I know I have only been back a few days but could it be possible that I am being stalked by people on T.V.? I get off...[More]

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Stoned!

May 09, 2006
Part of: Britney , Gossip , Hollywood , Mischa Barton , Stoned! , Television

--Coyotes in Malibu must be starving. They hungrily eyed Mischa Barton and Rachel Bilson on a recent location shoot for “The O.C.” J/K. They were eating the girls’ leftovers, because those girls have no meat on them. Duh! Mischa...[More]

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ANTM's Danielle vs Laurence Fishburne

May 08, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Television

I've found a gap toothed role model for Danielle from "America's Next Top Model." Poor Danielle was pressured by Tyra Banks into fixing the gap in her teeth. Danielle is that rare aspiring model who has self-esteem. Her good...[More]

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Is Melissa George the new Rose McGowan?

May 03, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Television

Related Entry: Stoned!...[More]

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Fashionista Du Jour

May 02, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood , Television

Fashion Friday has come early due to a slew of Metropolitan Museum of Art Gala photos. How gorgeous is Ginnifer Goodwin in Marc by Marc Jacobs? She's my new favorite "anti-Ana" Hollywood starlet. I do still love......[More]

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Separated by Bad Skin and Bad Teeth

May 01, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Music , Television

Too bad. Elisha Cuthbert and Jewel were so close to being twins....[More]

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The View isn't Great

April 28, 2006
Part of: Television

Extra reports that Rosie O'Donnell is replacing Meredith Viera on "The View." Currently I watch "The View" about twice a year, but maybe I'll watch it every day in another twenty years. I don't think that Rosie is Meredith's...[More]

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Friday Eye Candy

April 28, 2006
Part of: Friday Eye Candy , Television

I'd rather get 'Lost' with Josh Holloway. Let's focus on him today instead of Michelle Rodriguez....[More]

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Stoned!

April 26, 2006
Part of: Britney , Gossip , Keira Knightley , Literati , Stoned! , Television

--Keira Knightley is the new face of Chanel’s perfume campaign. “Keira follows in the footsteps of Kate Moss, Nicole Kidman and singer Vanessa Paradis as one of the faces of Chanel.” Yeah, Keira’s making bank. [The Sun] --Glass lodged...[More]

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Michelle Rodriguez is not Lost

April 26, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Television

I figured out why Michelle Rodriguez would take 5 days of jail over doing community service for her second DUI. She's into bad girls. Via TMZ: 'Lost' jailbird Michelle Rodriguez is living in a military style dorm with 60...[More]

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Mischa Barton is "Marissa"

April 18, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Mischa Barton , Television

Mischa Barton can't seem to get away from Marissa and "The O.C." That's because Mischa is Marissa. In this Keds ad, Marissa has clearly run away to New York City and is depressed because she has to wear clothes...[More]

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Entourage's Lakers Field Trip

April 17, 2006
Part of: Gossip , LA , Television

Remember that post I wrote last Wednesday about "Entourage" filming a scene at a Lakers game that night? I was right. Page Six wrote about the details of the scene on Friday. "JEREMY Piven may not be "hugging it out"...[More]

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Ari Gold Hearts The Lakers

April 12, 2006
Part of: Gossip , LA , Television

DK and I were sitting at the counter of The Counter restaurant last night.(Personally, I think that The Apple Pan should be called The Counter because there are only counter seats and The Counter should be called The Burger,...[More]

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Celebrity Print Makeover Du Jour

April 10, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Television

Evangeline Lilly looks so much hotter in this picture from the May issue of Elle magazine than here. Previously: Rug Burn and Evangeline Lilly Doing Coke off of Burberry Rugs...[More]

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Stoned!

April 10, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Brangelina , Jessica Simpson , LA , Stoned! , Television

(image: Gallery of the Absurd) --Angelina Jolie and her crew are staying at a luxe lodge in Namibia, Africa. They’re chilling out. It was time for them to get away from the paparazzi and creepy French neighbors who were...[More]

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Gossip for Breakfast

April 06, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Television

Kristin Cavallari won't die. I wish that she would at least go back to Laguna Beach. Perez Hilton reports that she and ex-boyfriend, Brody Jenner, are back together again and that "The two enjoyed a very romantic lunch in...[More]

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Hollywood Job Du Jour

April 04, 2006
Part of: Hollywood , Television

This was sent in by a BAT correspondant: AUDIENCE WORK - "QUICK and FUN SHOW" - QUICK CASH $$$$ Reply to: brandon@standingroomonly.tv Date: 2006-04-03, 3:21PM Seeking non union males and females, for background audience work. Shows require at LEAST, business...[More]

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Guess Who's Dating?

March 30, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Television

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Starring Gretchen Mol as Bettie Page

March 27, 2006
Part of: Hollywood , Television

I wouldn't have thought of Gretchen Mol as being synonymous with Bettie Page. Gretchen has been around forever, but not as an accomplished actress. Her image has been splashed over glossy magazines as the next starlet for years. I...[More]

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Not America's Next Top Model

March 24, 2006
Part of: Television

All of the "Next America’s Top Model" judges were raving over Nnenna’s picture this week. So why did Tyra say that Nnenna’s face in this fairytale photo looked mediocre? Perhaps because she looked almost identical to a young Naomi...[More]

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Jonathan Antin Quote Du Jour

March 22, 2006
Part of: LA , NYC , Television

"Here we have Melrose Avenue. This is what SoHo is to New York. Melrose Avenue is to California. It's kind of all the crazy you know freaky musicians, young actors, artsy people...uh you get a little bit of everything...[More]

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Rug Burn and Evangeline Lilly

March 22, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Television

I really don't find Evangeline Lilly alluring in her heavily publicized carpet ad. It looks like she's unhappy and constipated. What's up with her '80s power hair? It's horrible. And who styled her? The outfit she's wearing is way...[More]

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"The Simple Life's" Desperate Housewife

March 20, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Gossip , Nicole Richie , Television

"Nicole Richie irritated a local family during taping of "The Simple Life" by asking an 11-year-old boy, in graphic language, if she looked attractive. The boy was playing basketball Wednesday in the driveway of his home. Richie, pushing a...[More]

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Stoned!

March 15, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Seinfeld-esque , Stoned! , Television

--“Desperate Housewives” should be called “Desperate Actresses.” That’s what I’ll name my new pilot! It’s a story about an ensemble cast of actresses who are so desperate to stay in the spotlight that their lives revolve around topping each...[More]

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Daniel Franco is not Gay

March 15, 2006
Part of: LA , Television

[Breakfast: oatmeal with slivered almonds, banana and oat milk] An hour ago I was enjoying my tea and mini-sandwiches at Tudor House, while catching up on Vogue, Star and Us Weekly. Not a bad way to spend one's late lunch...[More]

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Boring, Bitchy Wannabe Models

March 13, 2006
Part of: Television

I hardly ever watch MTV, but caught that reality show "8th & Ocean" last night. It’s about young models living in an apartment in South Beach. One apartment is filled with boys and the other with girls. Can you...[More]

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Doing Coke off of Burberry Rugs

March 12, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Kate Moss , Television

[Breakfast: apple juice and a handful of almonds] Rachel Weisz' Burberry fragrance ads just launched. Kate Moss used to have a lucrative contract with the company, but was dropped once she got caught with the white stuff. Meanwhile, E! announced...[More]

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Stoned!

March 09, 2006
Part of: Ashlee Simpson , Christina Ricci , Gossip , Hollywood , Lindsay Lohan , Politics , Reese Witherspoon , Stoned! , Television

--The latest actress who had to gain weight for a role is Salma Hayek for Ask the Dust. She felt real trepidation about doing a love scene with Colin Farrell weighing roughly the same as an average American woman....[More]

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Michele Merkin Turning the Red Carpet into Foreplay

March 09, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Television

The Style Network's own Michele Merkin from "Foody Call" obviously doesn't eat, so it's not surprising that she picks up on cute chicks instead. Is she a lezzy or was she just angling to get in with Carmen Electra...[More]

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Oscars Hottest Couples

March 08, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Reese Witherspoon , Television

William H. Macy and Felicty Huffman. Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams. Ryan Phillipe and Reese Witherspoon....[More]

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The Oscars vs. My Birthday

March 08, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Sparkly , Television

The Winner: My Birthday...[More]

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Hollywood 101- by Jon Stewart

March 08, 2006
Part of: Hollywood , Television

"Pimps are like agents with better hats." Previously: Hollywood 101 Hollywood 101: Not so talented Detested Development Olsenmania (P.S. DK and I thought Jon Stewart was hilarious hosting the Oscars.)...[More]

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Stoned! Giuliana Depandi

March 07, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Stoned! , Television

Oscar for Best Red Carpet Rendezvous: George Clooney and E!'s Giuliana Depandi Giuliana kissed George on the cheek while congratulating him on his Oscar win!! It took me a couple of award shows to warm up to E!'s Giuliana...[More]

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Beauty and the Oscar

March 07, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Keira Knightley , Television

Michelle Williams, Keira Knightley and Uma Thurman are my picks for the Goddesses of the Oscars....[More]

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Paris Hilton is Roadkill

March 06, 2006
Part of: Hollywood , Paris Hilton , Television

Poor Paris. Editor-in-chief of Vanity Fair magazine, Graydon Carter, wasn't joking when he told Bill Maher that "...the only Hilton we'll allow in [to the Vanity Fair Oscar party] is Conrad Hilton...in an urn." Paris had to slum it...[More]

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Albaisms

March 06, 2006
Part of: Hollywood , Jessica Alba , Television

Isaac Mizrahi got to feel chat Jessica Alba up on the red carpet. Though Jessica is looking very grown up these days, she couldn't get away from chewing gum or showing off her fugly lady bug tattoo. I was...[More]

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Lindsay Lohan Sobers Up

March 06, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Lindsay Lohan , Television

Lindsay Lohan didn't look wasted on the red carpet, but she did have imperfect hair and makeup. Maybe 'cause she did them herself. Lindsay admitted to a reporter that she had applied her own makeup. She also looks like...[More]

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Stoned!- Isaac Watch

March 03, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Scarlett Johansson , Stoned! , Television

Scarlett Johansson decided to speak out after all about her Golden Globes groping by Isaac Mizrahi. Too bad that they can't kiss and make up at the Oscars, since Scarlett won't be attending. "It was definitely in poor taste,"...[More]

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Stoned!

March 02, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Gossip , Hollywood , Kate Moss , LA , Lindsay Lohan , Nicole Richie , Stoned! , Television , The Olsens

(image via Gallery of the Absurd) --Skulls and bones are in with the waifs. Kate Moss, Mary-Kate Olsen, Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan are all very partial to a certain Alexander McQueen skull scarf. Skeletons wearing skeletons—I love it!...[More]

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Heidi Klum is a Bitch

February 23, 2006
Part of: Television

DK and I watched "Project Runway: The Reunion" last night and "Project Jay". The reunion show was OK. That chick Guadalupe was on some weird drugs. Why would you go to a taping like that high? And if you...[More]

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Stoned!

February 20, 2006
Part of: Brangelina , Gossip , Hollywood , Jessica Simpson , LA , Literati , Politics , Stoned! , Television

--"It" Hollywood chick, Jill Soloway, has a blog, so check it out if you haven't already. --Nick Lachey wants spousal support and his bling back. He totally deserves support for putting up with I-can’t-wipe-my-own-ass Jessica Simpson, but his bling...[More]

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Project Runway's Lipstick Lesbians

February 19, 2006
Part of: Television

Flipping through my March issue of Elle magazine, I noticed a fashion spread featuring a model that has an uncanny resemblance to "Project Runway's" latest cut designer, Kara Janx. One of "Project Runway's" judges, Nina Garcia, happens to be...[More]

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Stoned!

February 12, 2006
Part of: Ashlee Simpson , Brangelina , Food , Gossip , Sienna Miller , Stoned! , Television

--Colin Farrell should have shagged Angelina Jolie when he had the chance. He told OK! Magazine, ‘Nothing happened between me and Angelina – unfortunately…I just feel lucky to have worked with her - I'm sure many men would have...[More]

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Madonna Hearts Gorillaz

February 08, 2006
Part of: Music , Television

Go here to watch Madonna and the Gorillaz live performance at the Grammys. When you're done, click the "donate" button on Yahoo's site for Hurrican Katrina Relief. Then you can feel good about yourself. Previously: Stoned! A Croc of...[More]

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WTF? Celebrity Engagements

February 08, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Television

[Breakfast: turkey and swiss on a baguette] "Real" Nikki vs. "Fake" Nikki Comedian and actor, Jay Mohr, has popped the question to his actress girlfriend, Nikki Cox. Cox is supposedly 27-years-old but already looks scary plastic. I've seen Jay Mohr...[More]

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Stoned!

February 08, 2006
Part of: Britney , Gossip , Hollywood , Paris Hilton , Stoned! , Television

--Young Hollywood entertainers really need to employ 24/7 Life Coaches. Now Britney Spears is being investigated by the Department of Children and Family Services for letting her son ride on her lap while driving. [TMZ] --Rachel McAdams never posed...[More]

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Wanna Host a Party Girl Slut and an Anorexic?

February 07, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Gossip , LA , Nicole Richie , Paris Hilton , Television

Bunim-Murray Productions and E! Entertainment are looking for Los Angeles area familes to play host to Paris and Nicole for the next installment of the hit series THE SIMPLE LIFE. If you want the girls to join your family...[More]

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Stoned! on the Weekend

February 04, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Lindsay Lohan , Music , Paris Hilton , Politics , Stoned! , Television

[Breakfast: a small Cobb salad and calm Tazo tea] --Sheryl Crow and Lance Armstrong have split. You read they were having problems here first. [CNN] --Corretta Scott King's body is" lying in state" in Atlanta. Thousands poured into the Georgia...[More]

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Where's Isaac?

January 26, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Television

[Breakfast: Almond M&M's and a latte] Join Ryan & Guiliana as they greet the Screen Actors Guild stars; Sun., Jan. 29, 5-8p ET/PT. Previously: Isacc Hits the red carpet at the golden globes Ryan Seacrest aka The Puppet Isaac: The...[More]

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Stoned!

January 26, 2006
Part of: Brangelina , Gossip , Literati , Stoned! , Television

--Josh Holloway has been named the hottest TV hunk by "In Touch Weekly". I don’t agree, though if he shaved I might. But at least they picked a manly man. [AOL] --I’ve heard my share of Keifer Sutherland stories...[More]

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Stoned!

January 24, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Kate Moss , Literati , Politics , Stoned! , Television

-- Gwyneth Paltrow was turned down for a film role when she was 20 because she was too plain. Well, she is kind of plain. How does GP deal with this kind of negativity? She Sees No Evil and...[More]

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Stoned!

January 23, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , LA , Literati , Nicole Richie , Stoned! , Television

--Santino Rice from "Project Runway" has his own blog. You can even bid on his design creations from past episodes. Uh, someone actually bought Episode 4's hideous lingerie that he designed for $255.00 (excluding shipping)! --Perez Hilton gets blown...[More]

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Not Ms. Golden Globes

January 19, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Television

I don’t understand what happened to Jaime Pressly ("28"). She used to be really pretty. Even DK met her at some Hollywood party ten years ago when she was "18" and thought that she was stunning. Now Jaime looks...[More]

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Golden Globes Fashion Wrap: Uncensored

January 18, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Television

I watched The TV Guide Channel's "Golden Globes Fashion Wrap" with Joan and Melissa River's which was just as boring as E!'s "Fashion Police". However, this banter between Joan, Jeremy Piven's mother and Jeremy Piven was classic: JOAN RIVERS...[More]

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Isaac Hits the Red Carpet at the Golden Globes

January 17, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Keira Knightley , Scarlett Johansson , Television

I was counting down the days until the Golden Globes, the day that I’d be able to take another jab at The Bitchiest Queen in the World, Isaac Mizrahi. This Queen made Kathy Griffin’s past red carpet antics look...[More]

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Golden Globes Punch

January 16, 2006
Part of: Food , Television

[Breakfast: Pumpernickel bagel with lox, cream cheese and red onion] This is a fabulous punch that was created by Mikella and Monica. It's the best alcoholic punch that I've ever tasted. Please note that Mikella, Monica and I aren't responsible...[More]

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Pre-Golden Globes Fuglicity

January 15, 2006
Part of: Television

DK and I were walking along the Third Street Promenade yesterday afternoon when we noticed a small group of women that were wearing long skirts which had pictures silk-screened on them of Joan and Melissa Rivers on the red carpet....[More]

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Project Runway- Episode 6

January 12, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Television

I love "Project Runway" so much that I bought something at Banana Republic last month just so I could get the "Project Runway" magazine. Here’s the best and worst of this week’s fashion opera. Santino (savoring his win of the...[More]

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Ryan Seacrest aka The Puppet

January 03, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Television

Remember TEAM AMERICA? Ryan Seacrest's plastic surgeon does. I caught a couple of minutes of Mr. Seacrest co-hosting his New Year's Eve gig and finally realized who he reminds me of: a puppet from TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE. This has...[More]

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Isaac-The Queenie Bitch from Hell

January 02, 2006
Part of: Television

[Breakfast: a salami, onion and mozzarella cheese scramble] (Also See: Issac Hits the red carpet at the golden globes) Maybe for a second it seemed like a good idea to give Isaac Mizrahi his own show--if you were sitting with...[More]

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My Girl Crush

December 27, 2005
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Television

[Breakfast: 2 homemade hazelnut truffles with champagne] I can’t remember the last time I had a girl crush. I do remember having a big girl crush on Madchen Amick. I even watched that horrible Darren Star show "Central Park West"...[More]

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Welcome Back to L.A.

December 23, 2005
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Television , Travel

Help me!!! I’m back from Vegas and DK has come to the rescue by finishing my homemade truffle gifts. I’ve had too many glasses of Veuve and have been on and off sick for like a week. I also had...[More]

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American Psycho vs. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

November 11, 2005
Part of: Television

[Breakfast: pumpkin pie and a Hot Toddy] Lisa, Lisa, Lisa...I know that you are proud of being crazy and er, spontaneous to put it nicely. Until this week's "America's Next Top Model," I was leaning toward Jayla being the most...[More]

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Arrested Development on Death Row

November 10, 2005
Part of: Television

[Breakfast: Tortilla soup and a shot of Tequila] Despite AD coming back this week after a four week hiatus, Fox has decided to pull it from its schedule effective immediately. They've reduced their order for 22 episodes down to unlucky...[More]

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The Apprentice gets Anal

November 07, 2005
Part of: Television

[Breakfast: French toast] As usual, Thursday’s "Apprentice" had Donald Trump taking the piss out of the wannabe apprentices in the boardroom. Frankly all the wannabes this year are really boring. Supposedly they were handpicked by Trump. He was expecting higher...[More]

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Not Foxy over 40

November 03, 2005
Part of: Gossip , Television

[Breakfast: a breakfast burrito] My Fox insider says that there are alledgedly lawsuits pending (as far back as The X-Files) by former writers over wrongful termination for age discrimination. Blog Du Jour: Cooking for Engineers...[More]

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Dirty Girls

October 27, 2005
Part of: Television

[Breakfast: ginger/cinnamon yogurt with banana nut granola] The contestants on America's Next Top Model had to go through a muddy obstacle course last night, as one of their challenges. (Well, they weren't really being judged on it, duh!) The real...[More]

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America's Next Top Muppet

October 25, 2005
Part of: Television

[Breakfast: an egg white frittata with a side of turkey bacon] Michael Schneider of Variety (aka blogger at Franklin Ave.) wrote the following: ABC has ordered a script and five script outlines for "America's Next Muppet," a reality TV parody...[More]

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Tea and Sympathy

October 10, 2005
Part of: LA , Television

[Breakfast: pumpkin pie] Walking quickly through Whole Foods market, I almost ran into Jeffrey Tambor. Omigod—it’s Jeffrey Tambor from Arrested Development! I peered into his cart trying to figure out what to say when I noticed that his cart was...[More]

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Comedy for Katrina

September 27, 2005
Part of: LA , Television

Treitel & Schuster Appearance for Charity in LA THIS WEDNESDAY Sept. 28th, 2005 Mark Treitel will be appearing with Shoe Schuster at a Katrina Benefit this Wednesday in Century City, along with other Reality TV Stars, from "The Apprentice", "Amazing...[More]

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Annoying Things That Happened Yesterday

September 27, 2005
Part of: Food , LA , Random , Television

[Breakfast: cheesecake and a Mimosa] 1. I got that flu that’s going around (it sucks) 2. DK went to Groundwork coffee on Main Street to pick me up a latte and tofu muffin. There weren’t any tofu muffins left, but...[More]

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Notes on the Emmys and E!'s Pre-show, etc.

September 19, 2005
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Television

[Breakfast: cinnamon/ginger yogurt with Muesli] --Star Jones’ head does not belong on her new body, nor do purple velvet curtains. --Pulling the plug on the sound when Kathy Griffin was going to say something mildly entertaining to Carson was a...[More]

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Rome Was Not Built By The Brits

September 14, 2005
Part of: Television

[Breakfast: the same as yesterday] I've deeply ruminated over the fact that the entire cast of the HBO series "Rome" seem to possess English and Scottish accents. Last time I checked, Rome was in Italy. (Really, they should call the...[More]

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Situation Comedy- Final Draft

September 09, 2005
Part of: Guest Bloggers , Television

[Mark's Breakfast: Because the Sparkletts water cooler was empty, my breakfast was a can of Vanilla Coke. I wouldn't recommend it.] Hi, everyone, this is Mark Treitel, co-writer of Sperm Donor and one of the stars of "Situation: Comedy". Yes,...[More]

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Situation: Tragedy- The Rewrite

September 08, 2005
Part of: Television

[Breakfast: a hard-boiled egg] Mark Treitel from the Bravo reality show "Situation: Comedy" sent me the following e-mail, forever clearing up that his name isn't "What's-His-Name" or "Shoe's partner". Now that I know that the season finale is this Friday...[More]

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Not So Random Thoughts

September 08, 2005
Part of: Food , LA , Literati , Mischa Barton , Random , Television

[Breakfast: a peanut butter Balance Bar] --Did anyone else notice that the Jewish wedding in the Wedding Crashers was filmed in a church or that Rachel McAdams is suddenly 28 in every publication instead of 29? --I finally got around...[More]

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Breakfast at Barney's - The Aftermath

August 23, 2005
Part of: Food , Hollywood , LA , Television

[Breakfast: 1 1/4 buttermilk pancakes and half of a chicken apple sausage] After the trip to Barney’s, I left DK to try on his shirts (he’s obsessed with looking at himself in the mirror) and went for a walk around...[More]

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More Arresting Developments

July 19, 2005
Part of: Gossip , Television

[Breakfast: leftover frittata, green tea latte and 4 prunes] I asked another Fox insider about the status of the original writers from "Arrested Development." This person said that lots of the writers left A.D. to go to other shows. This...[More]

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R.I.P.-- A.D.

July 10, 2005
Part of: Gossip , Television

[Breakfast: a chocolate chip pancake and side of turkey bacon] Yes, all of the old writers (not producers) have reportedly been fired from "Arrested Development" and have been replaced by brand spanking new ones. And, yes, you read it here...[More]

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Reality is Fiction

February 22, 2005
Part of: LA , Television

[Breakfast: egg salad] I actually go out and do things on Sundays now. Pre-boyfriend I used to go to farmers’ market, clean my apartment and veg out. Pre-Tiffany, my boyfriend used to hole up and work. Now we usually go...[More]

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Detested Development- Part 2

February 15, 2005
Part of: Gossip , Television

Breakfast: toasted croissant with jam and butter Looks like "Breakfast at Tiffany's" was on the money again. A Fox insider told me today that the only thing that can keep BAT's favorite show of 2003/4, "Arrested Development" from being put...[More]

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Cristal and the City

February 14, 2005
Part of: Literati , Television

[Breakfast: Mimosa and wild smoked salmon with organic cream cheese on an English muffin] Candace Bushnell AKA creator of "Sex and the City" was on some Scottish guy’s late night show. I’ve only read print interviews with her, so I...[More]

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Celebrities...

December 19, 2004
Part of: Gossip , LA , Television

...or not! Breakfast: 1/2 omelette with spinach, onions and sweet peppers/ iced coffee from Main Street's farmers' market. While leaving Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf on the Third Street Promenade with Tobey, I spied Nicky Hilton with a friend, W.A.S.P....[More]

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Donald Trump: You're Fired!!!

November 27, 2004
Part of: Television

[Breakfast: honey peanut balance bar] Donald's Trump Card If only I had the power to fire Trump for casting the most boring people ever for his second (and third?) season of The Apprentice. That's why this season doesn't have any...[More]

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Detested Development

November 22, 2004
Part of: Hollywood , Television

Updated* Breakfast: Mueslix with vanilla oat milk Fall season's biggest television disappointment: Arrested Development's second season. Talk about trying too hard to get more Emmys. Oh well, at least I have DVD season one ready to roll. And speaking of...[More]

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Team America is so Gay

October 19, 2004
Part of: Hollywood , LA , Television

[Breakfast: Yogurt Honey-Peanut Balance Bar] I was first going to write about how gay "Vitals" magazine is, now that I’ve had a chance to read the whole thing. There’s no question that it’s only geared towards gay men. That said,...[More]

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Arrested Development is a Winner

September 20, 2004
Part of: Television

Breakfast: black coffee and a Danish pastry Michael and I are ecstatic, though when Maria gives birth to their child, that will trump "Arrested Development's" Emmy wins. I don't have any Emmy coverage because my new favorite couple/best friends, B.J....[More]

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Jill Soloway's Groovy New Website

September 07, 2004
Part of: Literati , Television

[Breakfast: croissant with jam and coffee] Jill Soloway is gorgeous, talented and Jewish. She also has a crush on Google. Go visit Jill here. P.S. Maybe I should copy Wonkette and say: BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S EXCLUSIVE!!! YOU MUST CREDIT B.A.T.!!!...[More]

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Awful Plastic Surgery

September 01, 2004
Part of: Gossip , LA , Television

B.A.T. has learned that a certain high profile plastic surgeon is in a tiff with a relative over a reportedly very botched surgery. Maybe it isn't the smartest thing to pray for a doctor in the family. It's much safer...[More]

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That TV Show is so Funny, it's Almost Scary

August 19, 2004
Part of: LA , Television

The title of this post was actually something that journalist James Verini said to me when I was gushing about how much I love Arrested Development. From Franklin Avenue's Michael Schneider: Maria and I raced over to the Wadsworth Theater...[More]

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Amazing Race

August 05, 2004
Part of: Random , Television , Travel

Breakfast: Balace Bar (honey peanut) I am mentioned as a possible "Amazing Race" teammate for Robofrost. Tiffany Stone — Pros: Loves to travel. Multilingual. Useful experience navigating urban sprawl and bumper-to-bumper L.A. traffic; likely skilled at reading maps, deciphering directions...[More]

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North Shore--Hot or Not?

July 27, 2004
Part of: LA , Television

[Breakfast: toasted baguette with strawberry jam and butter] Reader, Robofrost, asked me to write about the new TV show, “North Shore.” The show appears to have been barely written about by the press. (Lazy and/or unethical journalists don't even think...[More]

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Six Degrees of Fox

July 11, 2004
Part of: Gossip , LA , Television

[Breakfast: 1/2 of a scone and iced coffee] [Saturday's Breakfast: omelette with spinach, onions, swiss cheese and turkey bacon. Sides: fruit cup and an english muffin.] I was going to brunch this afternoon at Bread and Porridge--one of my faves....[More]

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Blow Up

July 08, 2004
Part of: LA , Television

[Breakfast: blueberry scone] I was reading my most prized section of Calendar Weekend, My Favorite Weekend and noticed that celebrity hairstylist Jonathan Antin was the subject du jour. It took me a few seconds to remember who he was. This...[More]

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Jill Wrote Courtney Cox's Asshole

June 13, 2004
Part of: Literati , Television

Breakfast: oatmeal/maple scone and iced coffee Supervising Producer and one of the writers from "Six Feet Under", Jill Soloway, writes BAT in response to this post: thank you for using my name on your blog- it upped my google hittability...[More]

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Hollywood Quote Du Jour

June 05, 2004
Part of: Hollywood , Literati , Television

[Breakfast: "this fig walks into a bar..." from Trader Joe's ] Response to my observation that there are far more male writers on TV shows than women... "That's because women are unfunny." --former studio head Maria Elena Fernandez from the...[More]

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Hollywood Quote/News Du La Semaine

May 28, 2004
Part of: Hollywood , Television

Updated I realized that this post was too insider and edited it. Breakfast: Glazed donut, coffee and egg/cheese on a roll Re: programming "HBO are starfuckers now..." --from a producer (not the one I met with) Hollywood Agency Assistant Tip...[More]

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Dialogue Du La Semaine

May 12, 2004
Part of: LA , Television

Updated Breakfast: Blueberry Scone and an Iced Coffee from Peet's Coffee. Today in line at Farmers’ Market in Santa Monica, a guy was there with what I presume was his assistant. She was picking up some baked goods and asked...[More]

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Enchante' Madam Huffington

April 26, 2004
Part of: LA , Literati , Television

Breakfast: pumpkin scone and an iced chai soy latte from Starbucks The weather was gorgeous, so I was happy I didn’t need to bring a wrap. Arianna Huffington’s Brentwood digs were rather cozy—and large. After grabbing two Chardonnays outside, BoiFromTroy...[More]

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The Final Apprentice

April 20, 2004
Part of: Television

Successful Business Man has been eating sushi (even in Japan) for many more years than I have, but I disagree that Hide is one of the best sushi places in L.A., and the ambience sucks. I’m sure I have a...[More]

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Roasting Omarosa

April 15, 2004
Part of: Television

[Breakfast: A large slice of poppyseed Bundt cake ] Omarosa needs to smoke a joint or go on meds. On “Oprah” the other day, she went into a rant about how she was portrayed on “The Apprentice.” It was like...[More]

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‘Breakfast’ in Paris-- Six Feet Under

April 05, 2004
Part of: LA , Literati , Television

Brunch: Marmitron salad and chocolate souffle from Le Marmitron. P.S. Happy Passover!!! The LA Weekly party for Bruce Eric Kaplan’s comic book—I should go. I wanted to meet Bruce. He is the co-executive producer and a writer for “Six Feet...[More]

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What's Your Party, Baby?

March 23, 2004
Part of: Politics , Television

*Updated I did get one link that I know of from LegalXXX! Breakfast: Honey Peanut Balance Bar Note: Boi's guest bloggers are lazy or busy, so I've been kind of taking over. At least I'm having fun. It's so easy...[More]

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Ashton Kutcher's Real Age

March 20, 2004
Part of: Gossip , Television

I've been told by a friend who works in TV (a reliable source) that Ashton Kutcher is 31-years-old. His IMDB profile lists his birthday as February 7th, 1978. I bet this makes Demi feel better. Ashton's real age has been...[More]

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Could I Be the Next Apprentice

March 18, 2004
Part of: Television

Breakfast: Mocha Chip Balance Bar I was checking out the mailboxes at the UPS Store by my post office. I believe I will get my magazines if I switch my post office box to a UPS Store a few stores...[More]

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Ten Reasons to Watch "Arrested Development"

March 17, 2004
Part of: Television

Updated Breakfast: nothing The cast is perfect. The writing is quirky. The show is not a sitcom. I love it and so does Franklin Avenue 1. The matriarch, Lucile, has a heavily lined face AKA wrinkles. 1a. Can you say...[More]

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"The Apprentice" Comforted Me

March 11, 2004
Part of: Literati , Television

[Breakfast: Mint Cookie Balance Bar (sounds scary, eh?)] I was watching last week’s "Apprentice" and noticed that one of the groups was saying how great another team member’s schpeel went at the art gallery. They were laughing and in high...[More]

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Plastic Surgery for Dummies

February 28, 2004
Part of: Television

Breakfast: Organic Pumpkin Flax Plus Granola (from Trader Joe's) with oat milk. I’ve only watched the reality show "Extreme Makeover" a few times. That show disturbs me because it’s basically bringing a fashion magazine to life. I don’t think it’s...[More]

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Golden Globes

January 26, 2004
Part of: Hollywood , Television

[Breakfast: egg white omlette with spinach, gruyere and tomatoes.] I was happy with most of the winners. I could’ve made bank with my picks. My eyes got teary when Sean Penn won for MYSTIC RIVER, and he wasn’t even there....[More]

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Movies of the Week and TV

January 18, 2004
Part of: Food , Hollywood , Television

Breakfast: eggs brava from the Novel Cafe Restaurant: Not to sound too Cali, but I don't like MSG or greasy vegetables, so I don't like most Chinese food. However, I love Mao's Kitchen in Venice. It's also open until 3...[More]

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Last Night on “The O.C”

January 08, 2004
Part of: Television

I love “The O.C” and am not embarrassed to admit it. There are a few minor details I noticed last night that were irritating. What’s up with Anna’s make-up? That actress is adorable. I know her style is quirky, but...[More]

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This Holiday Season’s _ of Choice:

December 25, 2003
Part of: Food , Hollywood , Random , Television

Second Edit* Posting will be light through Jan 5th Be Happy and Merry--Thanks everyone for reading me, and hope you all are having a nice holiday. I know that's impossible, but at least have a good one in your dreams....[More]

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Hand in the Golden Cookie Jar

December 04, 2003
Part of: Hollywood , Literati , Television

Last night on my guilty pleasure show “O.C.” rich to rags Marissa stole an expensive watch, among other items. She wanted to tag along with boyfriend Ryan to The South Coast Plaza, a chi-chi mall. The way The South Coast...[More]

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I Saw Jason Alexander Naked

November 25, 2003
Part of: Hollywood , LA , Seinfeld-esque , Television

Breakfast: Spega Decaf Low Fat Yogurt (Imported from Italy) I saw the Sunday matinee of The Producers. It was amusing, though too long at three hours. My friend L let me borrow some binoculars. L said, “Look, Tiffany, the conductor...[More]

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Alicia “militant vegan” Silverstone

November 17, 2003
Part of: Food , Hollywood , Television

[Breakfast: Kashi- Go Lean cereal with oat milk] Alicia Silverstone is a vegan (doesn’t eat or wear anything derived from an animal)—in case you haven’t heard. That’s why she’s svelte, has bright eyes, clear skin, thick hair and a B.M....[More]

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Rabbit Food

October 22, 2003
Part of: Food , LA , Seinfeld-esque , Slice of Life , Television

Breakfast: Rice Crispy Treat My sweet friend, J, had me over for homemade asparagus soup last night. I ate it, despite the fact that I knew my cold would break because of the cream. And it did. I had been...[More]

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Did you care to know...

October 11, 2003
Part of: Rant , Television

On last week’s “Dead Like Me,” the first scene started out with Georgia ordering Breakfast at Tiffany’s from Tiffany at The Waffle House restaurant. Now what kind of omen was this? If you’ve been reading me for the past two...[More]

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Braless in the City

September 15, 2003
Part of: NYC , Rant , Television

The only good thing about “Sex and the City” ending is that I don’t have to see Sarah Jessica Parker wear anymore strapless or strappy dresses WITH a bra. That’s right, with a bra. The last few episodes, her bra...[More]

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Sex and The City part deux

August 20, 2003
Part of: NYC , Television

I was nice and watched Sex and The City again with my friend who hadn't seen it. She made me dinner (homemade pasta sauce with linguine). I closed my eyes during all the naked Harry (Evan Handler)scenes. Sarah Jessica Parker...[More]

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