Remember when Christina was young and fresh? Now she's turned into a fur wearing and chain smoking socialite, much like the ones that W magazine photographs for their monthly old, boring and rich people section. She may want to reconsider wearing Granny glasses, nautical themed jewelry, a nautical themed shirt, and walking a small yappy dog while holding an old lady purse on the same day.

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